love is a luxury my poor ass cannot afford. unfortunately, it’s also the only thing capable of motivating me to do anything at all

scrambling to my feet, nearly throwing myself out the window: the full WHAT moon??!

i need some of that stuff. the kind that’s so good it kills you

the customer is always wrong. the customer is my hated enemy. the worst part of my day is interacting with the customer

i am guarded at all times by my noble steed's

long day at work

they say if you choose a job you love, you'll never work a day in your life. u gotta be a psycho to love any job tho, so kinda bad advice for non-psychos

as a kid i had years of therapy from people who never bothered to ask if i was trans, so i tend to mistrust the profession. on the other hand, they also enable my abusive ex to live with things that would've made someone with a functioning conscience commit suicide, so who can say if its good or bad

im hungry

wish i had this rn

How are you 75 years old and have never played a fromsoftware game

i’ve decided it’s in everyone’s best interest that i become less hot

The Cortylorhynchus considers my problems, nods sagely, and says, "have you tried basking in the sun about it? While being as spherical as possible?"

i was the devil yesterday

every time i hear ween im in a hell of ween

my chess dot com partner quit so my brief stint as a chess dot com player is over

car broke

that’s right beg you miserable worm

it should not be this hot 2 days before halloween imo

do not ever show me a poll

thinking about plates

2pm bedtime

Wonderful news! Peter Molyneux is returning to enchant and delight children of all ages with one of his famous lies. "My new lie will be the most wonderful to date" the elfin designer laughed

i need something good to happen soon

psychically punishing myself for not being sufficiently graceful about my homelessness

27 Oct 2025

Heads up introverts, autodidacts and other former gifted kids: at this point if you haven't covered up your old harry potter tattoos.... uhhh...... uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............

i still need a haircut

i actually have a beautiful soul and a saintlike capacity for compassion and tenderness. whereas my haters’ hearts are full of dogshit. sad for them, but what can u do

every time i hear about mods being bad im like “thank god im not a mod”. this is why im the only good mod

It is often said that you should choose your friends wisely, and that is true. A true warrior knows that the reverse is true, too. Your friends have also chosen you. Strive always to live honorably and prove they chose wisely.

despite my tireless efforts to remain boring i am, unfortunately, The Most Interesting Woman In The World

i was gonna get back on food stamps. guess i’ll wait a minute

football really should be illegal

military consultancy RAND Corp says the US cannot defeat China in a military conflict, we should seek a strategy of coexistence, and abandon Taiwan independence. essentially admitting it’s a multipolar world now and that the empire has far less political and martial power than it has in decades

broke my computer again

Gassing protesters in the U.S. is a fully bipartisan project and this has been true for a long time...

i love Bluesky because it’s the only place i can tell it i am interested in anything but sports and yet it shows me 100% sports all the time. feels awesome

demon

deeply cursed week

Sam's Club is part of Wal-Mart and Wal-Mart workers are among the largest recipients of SNAP in this country. Apparently, some Wal-Marts will help employees fill out SNAP applications as part of their HR paperwork. When people start going hungry on Nov 1 part of the reason is companies underpay them

i don't want to work! someone give me lots of money!