there is nothing so effective at making me want to die as toxic positivity

im a vampire now btw

If someone buys me silent hill F I will play it on stream til it is complete....maybe in one go, who knows , the world is our oyster

we should make a helltran live at union station field recording solo piano album

there should be a weed strain that’s cheap and weak and it’s called “normal weed”

u got 3 minutes to get ur turns in before i go to bed, chess dot commers

for like half an hour before everyone showed up for rodcon, i was playing the union station piano while some crazy guy did improvised poetry over it. a beautiful energy to start the day. god bless 🙏

🚂 When forces beyond our control tried to throw this year’s event off the rails, the collective spirit of attendees (both past and present) swelled and transformed RodCon 2025 into an unstoppable train - a transcendent joyride steaming past adversity, hurtling towards 2026 🚂

being a man is kinda gay. why are you, as a man, a man

not a lot of ppl know that The Beatles' longtime producer/mentor was a dog-man hybrid named George Barkin

wish i had this rn

dumb guys love referring to the fascist empire terrorizing and destroying the entire planet as “our democracy”

i miss my piano terribly. paino

sometimes i have to physically restrain myself from saying how much i like what happened to that guy and wish it would happen to everyone like him

mentally, i am the strongest creature who ever lived. people come from all around to visit my enclosure. they stand at a comfortable distance and they say “i hear it has very good mental. the best in the animal kingdom”. and they’re right

im at rodcon

wow. who could have seen that coming. i’ll take an apology from everyone who tried to shame me into voting for her now

RodCon is natural medicine that comes from the earth and it will cure what ails you 🌿 🌎

🚂 RodCon 2025: A Rodney Berry Train Adventure is back on track and headed to Santa Monica tomorrow, Saturday September 20th 😤 We’re still riding the train! 🚂 We’re still going to the beach! 🏖️ We’re still painting rocks! 🪨 🖌️ We’ll see you tomorrow because RodCon cannot and will not be stopped! 🚂

🚨 Due to temporary closure of Metrolink's OC line, RodCon 2025's Rodney Berry Train Adventure is no longer going to Oceanside and will instead be traveling to Santa Monica. RodCon will begin tomorrow at 10:30am at LA Union Station and head to Santa Monica via Metro at 11am 🚨 More details to come...

btw i feel sick and may not be able to go to rodcon

mentally, i am the strongest creature who ever lived. people come from all around to visit my enclosure. they stand at a comfortable distance and they say “i hear it has very good mental. the best in the animal kingdom”. and they’re right

feel like taking a short walk off a long beach

🚨 RODCON EMERGENCY ANNOUNCEMENT: METROLINK SERVICE SUSPENDED SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 20TH🚨

here’s your “opposition” party unanimously declaring a national day of remembrance for a nazi

im hoarding all the hottest goss for rodcon attendees only

don’t talk to me unless you’re going to rodcon* *or made a VERY earnest attempt to attend

it's been too long since i had a burger

Being trans is like training in 1000x gravity for times like these

they should invent vinegar that attracts flies... just think, we would no longer have any need for honey!

i shouldn’t have to do more than a part-time minimum wage job to live well. i shouldn’t have to do any work to live well imo

🚂 Only 2 days until RodCon! ✌️ Don’t miss this train! 🚂 Train departs LA Union Station at 8:40am (Metrolink OC 1660) 🏖️

therapy never did me any good because the causes of my problems aren’t located in my brain. love and respect to the broken brain community tho

walked in on my coworkers watching a news anchor speculate about charlie's kirk's assassin's trans gf. im cooked

do i have to play swallow night before milfdong. i only wanna be the girl bug

i've moved enough for several dozen lifetimes. i'd like to stop forever soon pls

🪨 RockCon at RodCon 2025: a rock painting seminar led by artist and rock enthusiast Darcy Berenberg 🎨 Saturday 9/20 12:30pm at Kilowatt Brewing in Oceanside 🏝️ Drop a 🪨 in the comments if you’ll be there ready to paint rocks! 🚂

tired

Just Red~❤️

don’t fly over spilled vinegar

one vinegar in bush is worth two honeys in the hand

the early fly gets the vinegar

honey? no thank you. i will stick with vinegar, as i do not wish to attract flies

john field more like julia feeled

The police will call you about photos you post to private chats. They will do this almost immediately, it seems www.kenklippenstein.com/p/charlie-ki...

i am moving for the 4th time in 6 months. that's 4 more times than i wanted to

probably the realest thing anyone has ever said

septicber smelleventh

i'm too hot, cool, and gay to be living like this

i'm too hot, cool, and gay to be living like this