happy birthday to my good friend pichu slapping butt @psb.bsky.social

i think the only way im ever gonna have clothes i like is if i learn to make them myself

i have never experienced catharsis and i never will

getting cathartic for the season very soon. online broadcast here: kcsu.studio.creek.org/listen

im hungry

despite working in retail, i never tire of christmas music. i love it from the bottom of my heart. what can i say, im a freak of nature. born with an unseemly excess of christmas spirit

Merry Xmas 💖🐬😜 GAR pages will be available at noon EST. you can read it free on either of these websites : substack.com/@spiderbabby patreon.com/cw/spideretc And if u wanna tip you can here! ko-fi.com/spiderbabby

all the field heads were going off in the chat at the pluribus season finale. our man made it to prestige television just in time for its death

piano more like paino

it’s kind of a lonely feeling to experience life in a way that’s entirely unrelatable to virtually everyone you meet. or at least it would be if i was capable of feeling loneliness. i love the holidays merry christmas god bless 🙏🙌

ABSOLUTE DESTINY CHRISTMAS APOCALYPSE TO ONE AND ALL

its christmas

do u ever think about how fucked up it is that there's a penis where ur pussy should be

all food is pre-shit to me. who even freaking cares...sucks...

peam

Pile and Ren

a trans woman could shoot someone cold dead in broad daylight just to watch them die and i'd still want to hear her side of the story before casting judgement

23 - oh, the weather outside is spooky

i pray for everyone who has ever fumbled me, for they will spend the rest of their days contemplating the magnitude of their loss. god bless

Its so fucked what they do to you. Its so fucked what they do, to transgender. How is nobody else seeing this? Are they just not looking? Have they blinded themselves? Its so fucked.

i've taken all the mental energy i was wasting on planning potential apartment layouts and redirected it to buying things that will be useful to have when im living in my car. im on that grindset

my ass is fat now. maybe some day i'll post it on here in exchange for one thousand US dollars

do not make mac of roni and cheese with nut milk

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when i was born into this world i was endowed with the god-given right to hate shitty movies, and i will not have my freedom taken from me

i'll never be able to afford electrolysis so im getting into straight razors, just for laughs. gay razors when i use them. real pic of me attached below

New ongoing comic to begin release THIS THURSDAY dec 25th aka xmas "youths raised in an isolated cult-like community are exposed to the outside world when two strangers arrive and cause an incident" Free to read on substack or kofi linktr.ee/spiderbabby

Big announcement today

when i hear someone’s having a baby my heart sinks. like why. im so sorry this has happened

as a youth i stole a baby jesus from a church nativity scene and kept it in my closet. thankfully, i've since matured into a normal well-adjusted adult

the people who have all the places to live hate giving them to me. its basically their least favorite thing to do

why do people get so mad about polyamory

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im always saying...normal twitch is a wasteland

i need someone to do a chess move so i dont lose my 43 day streak

rich people are paying thousands of dollars to look like a damn linen sack and im over here doin it for pennies

monkey got his pic taken with santa 🎅🏻

im not nearly as interested in video gayms as i used to be. too busy thinking about real life; the gayest video game of all...

i have once again harmed myself with xxtra flaming hot cheetos

many are too weak to brave the perils of C4T. not me. i spent countless long night in the C4T mines back in kansas. it was all we had and we liked it

thinkig about making hot salmon noodle

should i get peak