what if Darren Aronofsky's middle name was Aaron

from a balcony at 2am I met eyes with an older woman and her dog walking down the sidewalk mere moments before they vanished behind a hedge and two raccoons came out the other side

did u miss it last week when i debuted a music video with a dad-operated puppet

100% spoiler-free review of Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie

i have to confess im actually a married husband and father who does tax law in victorville this whole persona is an act you see twenty years ago i joined an improv class

rock and roll

yea but that was back before time started speeding up

no frickin way

happy 40th year to Dragon Ball and several other gorgeous women in my life

nirvanna the band the show the movie made me experience genuine wonder for movie magic

sorry gang i was looking for that one lewd where im covering my body in essay text and now im reskeeting old memes. good news is i just wrote another essay so now i have to take more lewds

i think this lamp is broken

how was everyone's valentine's day

me when im shredding a sweet guitar riff

you have been blessed by Allison Janney JeVito

kids today would rather blow up their chest with estrogen than show up to test with extra pen

can't sleep solving the Bird Hair Trilogy

time to bring back Len Quadrineros, a meme I made in 2016

i could be wrong

release

saw wuthering heights last night and today was my final day of group therapy and I would just like to share some love with you all right now

i wonder how much longer we want to limit our love to finite spaces

seeing a film tonight with a friend

GAR is so good that sometimes i call it GOORD

have you ever had a friend who just learned that pain hurts & they get so upset they shout every day that pain hurts until one day they get so upset they decide to shame others for not also shouting that pain hurts even tho the others have known their whole lives that pain hurts

pov ur my drumstick

human incarnation

keyword almost

judy greer is so cool

frat boys on plant medicine trying to flirt:

currently enrolled in an intensive channeling class learning about building ki and yoga sutras and contact work as parallel paths of awakening and my millennial ass feels the need to post about how cool it all is from the bathroom during the break

i remember going in for my very first appointment and the doctor telling me how fluid and non-committal the regimen could be if that’s what i wanted. they gave me a comforting pamphlet and played a video that disproved every scary myth i’d heard from misinformed news outlets

as a youngest/queer sibling, if you’re wondering if it ever “gets better,” I ask that you live long enough to witness your family actively listen when you speak. it feels like waking up from a lifelong nightmare or taking a breath after being held underwater. your perspective matters, you exist

gonna be a hoot when they realize extraterrestrials are into things like living honestly and sharing resources

Update!! I just towed my car to the shop this morning and I'm looking at about $1300 in repairs. We got enough money for the move but I'm still deep in the hole from fixing my PC and renting a uhaul. I know this won't cover it all but I'd love to hit 5k. Please share this around if you can!!

hi im johnny knoxville and this is sincereposting on main

Yet this is nothing: I leave eternity to Thee; for what is man that he should live out the lifetime of his God?

2026 Viral Challenge! Justify an outdated belief system (without using fear):

ive resolved to never post again ah fuck

I get that it’s taboo to act like we have any real answers but if you ever have questions about alien stuff you can reach out to me or better yet take a deep breath and reach out to yourself

real talk if you spend all year doomposting spreading hopelessness only to show us how happily in love you are in february im gonna need you to harness that very real love you’ve proven to us all you possess and explore what you are able to do with it every other day of the year

woke up to valentine texts from my bestie and my grandma who are both beautiful women so i’d say it was a good haul this year

a series of small whirlwinds

i love that he not only added the redundant O but made it upper case because it’s the same height as 0

people keep telling me it’s valentine’s day but i’m waiting for the new moon

just noticed the anchored cross has an ankh in it... ankhor...

coming out as gamer

last night when i was playing tetris & rewatching the half life documentaries while waiting for a skate4 update to finish i thought hmm maybe i AM a gamer..

chat I will be returning to streaming soon full and strong. new equipment, new skills, new perspectives. i'm enrolled in a lot of classes this month so it's only a matter of time 😎

a fun perspective on our casually quantum relationship with personal paranormal experiences