Metaphysicians & Mean Girls 🧵

sometimes i get carried away #paranormal #dating

im a bit of a “foodie” myself

how do you expect me to take you seriously as a revolutionary if you still haven't seen the seminal 2018 political text Smallfoot

these guys found a cure but watch out for that first step it's a doozy

this is going to sound strange but jimmy kimmel’s monologue reminded millions that power is in the hands of the people

courage

stop saying we’re cooked babe it’s weak and unattractive 💅

sorry boys

its wild how so many people I come in contact with are highly critical of popular media that is pretty close to what I practice and believe and talk about and I’m like hey uh you know I’m ‘one of those people’ too right and they’re always like “no you’re smart and self aware and nice about it tho” 🤷‍♀️

my wife is obsessed with you (i am my wife)

every time i try to return to speedrunning:

do any of you know how to do The Pennsylvania Polka and if so can you please teach it to me

i spoke with so many extraterrestrials today holy guacamole i have lots to share next stream

I’m ironically going to be elsewhere in an ET Contact workshop all day but check this out if you feel called to it! Ryan is a warm-hearted seeker and his open mind brings all kinds of diverse perspectives together in community 🌌💜

yesterday I rewatched Edge of Tomorrow and Groundhog Day back to back and learned a lot about agency, doubt, and choice

coheed is so good live dude

They're making the sunsets transgender!

Steven Spielberg y Francois Truffaut durante el rodaje de ‘Encuentros en la Tercera Fase’ (1977).

google did not get my joke

just disobey lmao they aint ur mom

bro i love living by example to spread a frequency, i used to tell people how to live and heck, that nonsense only led to polarity and stasis! 🤪

was about to gush about the Portishead track but a quick search revealed this is actually a song Lee Marvin sang in Paint Your Wagon

thoughts and prayers?? more like actions with intentions!! am i right fellow humans

we can communicate with animals by sending pictures & feelings

Yogurt remains one of the most toothsome goops available to the modern consumer

tbh i was annoyed when Alien: Earth was originally announced because I am obnoxiously opinionated these days about negative portrayals of extraterrestrials but the show feels like it's actually exploring human habits of othering due to fear brought on by capitalism and I'm happy

finally got a haircut this year jeez

so apparently the little bits were pieces of the missile that got carried along by the spacetime energy field of the craft

Honored to help make this list of deep cyber cuts in celebration of our film So Unreal coming out on blu ray TODAY!!!

dr. gendo zoidberg says get in the robut

my brother & i are both really successful but in different fields like he runs a multimillion dollar real estate team and i can do that thing where i hold out my hand to stop bullets midair then pick one out to observe its absurdity and tilt my head so they all fall to the ground

they got some gnarly birds over there

pikamehamehachu

idk man i would honestly rather just delve deep enough into the nature of consciousness to hone psychic ability than live my life reliant on stuff like this

8 billion messiahs all waiting for each other

i had a really nice dream last night but it was personal enough that don’t know who to text about it so i’m telling my dog over coffee

if this is indeed “one of theirs” then there’s a couple things I’d like to assert from a more woo perspective: 1. the ship allowed itself to be hit to show us something 2. the ship itself could very well be a conscious being we also need to talk about malleable densities of matter based on frequency

“we can always tell” Good, go ahead. I’m pretty sure that’s one of the reasons I’m here

just watched and can’t stop thinking about August In The Water (1995)

idk if i could ever be a professional political personality because every debate would lead to me manically crylaughing that all of this is a dream

not to brag but last year i did this exact thing with the 2020 presidential debate so

a tone so strangely compounded of fun and fury, and the fury seemed so calculated merely as a spice to the fun

bulges out today girls, it’s the least we can do

watched season 8 of rick & morty and cried, increasingly impressive show, go ahead and give me your criticisms from 10 years ago if you must

about to bliss tf out watering the garden but i gotta post that im gonna do it first real quick 🏃‍♀️

this week I’ve been finally trying to say yes to invitations and stop cancelling on people and each time I lock in plans THEYve cancelled on ME so I think the universe must be reaching some sort of equilibrium ⚖️✨

i knew he came back