bedtime dourif update #wip

decided 2026 is the year i draw brad dourif a lot

i can’t go to the uk because anytime someone told me a price i’d say “oof that’s heavy”

im glad that nice young man is the mayor up there in the big apple :)

you ever seen a man with… not a combover, but a swirlabout? human beings are astounding and beautiful.

would you let him do surgery on you

water only does this when it’s very distressed :(

y’all seen that spongebob joint? i heard it’s scary as shit

i think this was my best painting of 2025 #art

you can just draw some crap? what now?

found out you can roll your wrist just like how you can roll your ankle. sucks!

ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court— BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.

our backyard fence gate is fucking impossible to open, unless you’re the wind apparently, because i went out back to check where monkey was and the gate was flapping in the breeze. thankfully he came running to me when i called but wow my heart!!!!!!!

i watched a movie where girls get killed at a motel and the motel rooms looked exactly like schitt’s creek but it wasn’t filmed at the same place. what is going on

as a kid i used to apologize to my favorite sleep shirt when i wore other sleep shirts

monkey slept on my head the entire night

there are laws in several states that disenfranchise people with outstanding legal fees or court fines. can’t afford to pay, don’t get to vote. i wonder if mikey thought about that shit.

Troll -> @mallweasel.bsky.social Incompetent at trolling, like everything else they've ever tried and ever will, but still a basic bitch low life to block and report

Millipede Bus Now

are you sure that’s the right definition

tell me somethin i don’t know

monkey got his pic taken with santa 🎅🏻

how invigorating to be raging at a family member on a winter’s eve

Here's a quite large pastel drawing done sitting on the river bank at Byron's Pool, Trumpington Cambridge. Byron is said to have swum here. Perhaps his anarchic spirit was at work. #art #lordbyron #pastel #byronspool

being 40 means you gotta get a mammogram. they want, nay, demand to smash your old boobs and mine to smithereens. disgusting

back in college we played the if/then game: you write the first half of an if/then statement on one strip of paper, then the second half on another strip, then the whole group does that a bunch of times til there’s a pile of Ifs and a pile of Thens, then you pick random pairings to read aloud

ever follow somebody whose life involves a lot of costumes? looks exhausting!

FUCK! i missed Santa driving by the house on a firetruck! GOD!!!!!!!

ht doted on me… the rest of you scroted on me

i bit my lip so hard my tooth hurts, and i keep biting it because it’s swollen. dote upon me!! NOW!!!

coffee? it’s a drink you can have #cool

dog baptism

imagine if i was like… as small as a corn penble

vacation is over and i have slept through my first meeting

fen is starting to feel more safe 💖

“cleaning it” hit me in the gut oh my god

i really watched a video just now where a real person really sincerely said that surely a corporation wouldn’t do anything amoral because that would be bad for business

ok bird chill out we get it

i found this album at the thrift store once but when i went to check the condition inside the sleeve was Englebert Humperdinck’s “Christmas Time”

if you know of an interesting looking person i could paint, send em my way please #art

sometimes you see something you gotta paint

worm

lets fuckin go

on righteous gemstones when baby billy says the word “asshole” it fully restores my hp

i found the drawing i made to show my doctors in 2018 when i felt like i was dying and they didn’t find it helpful

here, have this pic of grandmother. use it wisely

dear YouTubers: stop using lit candles as bookends

i haven’t posted art in a while, ive mostly been doing practice sketches and value/color studies so here are some of those #art

they didn’t have to make the remote app for my tv scary as hell but they sure did