I could really use a great floss right now...

posting this and imagining each of these drafts like one of the little baby spiders at the end of Charlotte's Web flying away from me saying "goodbye! goodbye!"

Mario got an M on his hat? Boring 😴 Speed Racer did it first

Truly video games are stupid nonsense

I love to draw different faces

New Witcher 3 DLC? Developers should do stuff like that more often. They should put out a new Dark Souls 2 DLC

thank you sonny rollins 🎷

Old drawings from when I was 20 and doing silly little drawings sort of regularly, before I kind of stopped for many years

That's my county baby 😎

working man

steak time

Interesting that he chose to wear glasses on this mission in this high security room. he doesn't really wear glasses in any of the other movies I don't think. Ethan Hunt got Lasik maybe? What a rich text this film is that I can still be learning new things like this from it even today!

excited to announce that I will be seeing Mission: Impossible (1996) in theaters tomorrow night. watch this space for all your egg nog fan-related Mission: Impossible news

tonight i had a great floss, love to floss my teeth

If I could I would be Tony the Tiger

banana

Tonight I will complete my viewing of the entire filmography of Akira Kurosawa. The one I've saved for last is Dreams. Perhaps I'll do a big ranking blog post on all of them

Drink idea: Hell Coke. If you drink it you're going to hell

I wouldn't say every person who owns a pickup truck is my enemy but like a solid 95% of them are

Nintendo should develop some kind of tech to make basic models out of photos of your pets and let them be your Star Fox crew. Or just like cut out their head and use the photo as the crew portrait

LOUD!!

On seeing my new critter I invented yesterday, my sister said she needs to see what food they eat. To that I reply: double scoop ice cream

here's a new critter i have invented

Rogue One is the worst Star Wars movie. It's worse than Clone Wars and Rise of Skywalker and all of them.

i HATE the devil!

Top 15 tv, off the hip Twin Peaks Baskets The Leftovers The Sopranos Curb Your Enthusiasm Seinfeld Mad Men Better Call Saul 30 Rock Arrested Development The Wire Top Chef Ping Pong The Animation Joe Pera Talks with You Paul T Goldman

Doing my famous potato holder move again

Titanium Court really cool. It's making a surf rock fan out of me

My old co-workers today were talking about Rush, Led Zeppelin, and Dune. Just real classic nerd stuff

Train

happy mask salesman

Did another one of these template things

One cool thing about Mission: Impossible is that in the last two, AI is the villain and Tom Cruise calls it "the lord of lies"

"fungal longing" ink on paper #b&wart #traditionaldrawing #inkdrawing #art

Is there anything out there cooler than mushrooms?

mushrooms

S tier: Majora, Ocarina, Past, Worlds, Awakening A tier: Seasons, Ages, Minish, Twilight B tier: Breath, Tears, Wind, Skyward, Phantom, Spirit Great for its time tier: 1, Adventure

You all would be so jealous if you only knew about my rich inner life

Spaceballs: The New One really bungled its official title reveal by doing it the same day of the great bluesky outage. Now it'll be a miracle if it makes any money at all!

My dumb trailer pitch for Spaceballs: The New One Announcer Guy, or Mel Brooks: If you didn't like Spaceballs in 1987 *play a couple of original spaceballs clips of dumb gags* Announcer Guy, or Mel Brooks: Then you'll hate Spaceball: The New One *play a couple of new Spaceballs clips of dumb gags*

Letterboxd idea: let users choose if they want to rate the movie out of 4 stars or 5 stars

rosy cheeks

Favorite movie from the year I turned 18? Gotta be The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus. Just kidding. Dig the life fantastic!

really good images of the model of NYC they made for the hudsucker proxy from an old issue of cinefex

Please Nintendo just release a new Mario Maker 🙏

Mario Galaxy Movie? What about Mario Guyaxy Movie? When will Nintendo think of the fellas?