yoda is a transplant

the website isn't broken we're just all being shadowbanned at once. soon there will be no more posts and there will be peace

i could keep a dog, i could be a star

it's wooper wednesday. he went to rutgers

starting my magnet journey to heal from the experience of growing up with a too fancy fridge

i put my performance from last October on youtube in case you want to watch it there youtu.be/HJiPIHzo7CU

tickets are live for my next NYC show at Cassette. Please come see me and Reggie! link.dice.fm/z3010a5d4898...

i tricked a man into sleeping in my bed even though he has a perfectly good bed at home

i may be visible but you are 3 ft tall and that is not okay

venmo @ juliaburger

i like slaying in it.

this is the most important election of your lifetime. Vote.

the stems for the first song I will release in 10 years have been submitted for mixing. really happening

man is tall and hairy

i am enjoying the company of a man, straightly

go team canada

egg time

go italy 🤌

Team USA must be destroyed

was showing a man world baseball classic and had to explain the complexity of being cal raleigh's number one fan but this being a DTA-type household

the napa boys are real

oh come ye to

AI is killing the mentally ill. and worse, it's hurting gamers

again very grateful i was put on 30 medications 6 months before they invented computer for killing every mentally ill person. good timing

i enjoy video games again

wooper

i hate the two most evil countries in the world

UOY EVOL I

everything has been looking up in my life since I started playing Dragon Quest XI S: Echoes of an Elusive Age - Definitive Edition. Not my career or love life or general executive function. but everything else is looking up. Bongo drongo

snake oil tastes good but I cant eat it anymore since i learned snakes have brains

i am alone romantically but i still have my friends (lizard, vape)

at the dog show i think this year i will win best dog

i'm mentally normal now

they finally did it (added zyprexa sweaters to the bootleg pharmaceutical merch store)

first day out the meds (inpatient)

it is never too late to stop being patriotic and accept the truth. it is not worth living the rest of your life with contradictions that will destroy your soul for a country that would and perhaps will kill you

once I reach 9 months my surgeon says its medically safe to lie about my surgery and resume hormones-are-magic posting

got the deal

the New Year's Knicks

thank you Madame Martinelli for your delicious cider

thinking this new year might be a stupid one

i like eating gorp. gorp

please listen to my friends' music it's new and very good crisispublicrelations.bandcamp.com/album/life-r...

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