The world is awful but I just saw a custom vanity plate that said “Da G-Ma” and it brought a smile to my face

I just found out that K-Pop isn’t short for Korn-Pop

God damn it I was trimming my pubes and I accidentally cut my dick off smh 🤦‍♂️

Isn’t this the guy that made his butt talk in a movie?

Threads #threads

everything i say online is 100% the literal truth all the time

I could beat both their asses at the same time

I was watching a video about a bidet and saw the best shirt of all time

crush ICE

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poop is stored in the butt cheeks

“Do not drink the lemonade at Panera bread”

Marty Mcfly??? No thanks, I’d rather have Marty MCDONALDS!!!!! That’s right, I’m going back 2 the drive thru!!!!!

finally some good news

Bruh wtf I asked AI to make a cool picture of me and this was the result….

Heads up introverts, autodidacts and other former gifted kids: at this point if you haven't covered up your old harry potter tattoos.... uhhh...... uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............

"it was important to me growing up" a vitally important part of becoming an adult is accepting that some things and people you once enjoyed or believed in were wrong or bad and it's actually good to leave those things behind !!!!

Let’s have some fun this beat is sick, I wanna stream some shows on your Roku stick

damn this apple is about to make me act up

If anyone puts me in an AI video I’m going to kill them

in retrospect i think the "zombie" tv/movie craze that encouraged everyone to fantasize about how theyd murk all their neighbors, hole up in their house and eventually run into the woods , was a mistake

The store names on this sign look like some fake ass stores you see in video games

Doing the burp challenge. Wish me luck

I’m in the club speakin simlish

I’m the baddest in the room

Bruh I went to take a leak and I didn’t see my coworker was already using the urinal and I accidentally pissed on his ass 🤦‍♂️

Did y’all know they dropped a new eating utensil??

I just beat up Hulk Hogan’s skeleton

Shout out to the real content creators

harry potter sucks

How exciting, a new French dentist just opened by me

Yes I am a gamer…. my heart is a controller, my veins are hdmi chords and my brain is a PlayStation 🙏

New invention: milk chocolate chicken tenders

Oppenheimer? More like NOPEnheimer!!!! He should not have built that bomb!!

they should invent a toilet that puts the poop into your butt

This AI Picture of Lil Wayne With waves is Now Going Viral on Social Media 😳🔥🌊

Free him

No more Wes Anderson movies ever again plz

It’s hot dog Wednesday

I can’t wait to not watch this 🙏

They treat us damn good at my job…. Yup that is MUG ROOT BEER

This is my doctor, should I be worried??

I am once again acting an ass

this guy just pulled up next to me at the stoplight

“Farts are rocks” - @awall512.bsky.social