People that take life seriously have no idea that life laughs at them behind their back.

No way in hell I’m fucking anyone where my money is made.

what's actually going to happen in the future? i don't know. that's not really my business either. my business is doing what i can in the present to get to something better than what we have now. trying stuff in the present. creating ideas in the present. my business is the present. right tf now.

After judging us please pray for us, we want to be perfect like you.

Everyone with a loving and close family should count themselves very blessed 😭😭

What can I watch to activate my tears?

Don't worry about typos, we aren't reading any of this very closely, no one will really notice. We get the gist good job here's a like

Hit me with the harshest reality truth.

We have to give ourselves more credit for surviving the last five years.

And I think women have done an amazing job carving out what we can when we can. But that damn influencer messaging of “easier” money. Hand in hand w hustle culture and quit your 9-5. Likes sex work is HARD work babies.

I tried living the dream but it turned out I was just having the hallucination.

Recovering nicely from having a tumor removed from his gums a few days ago, my boy Maxwell is still enjoying his 7-day pain shot. (where can I get one?)

Never believe boys when they tell you they love you more than ur father..okay?

Fear the death of your heart, not your body.

The south got some of the most beautiful Black men I ever laid my eyes on.

"The ideas that have lighted my way have been kindness, beauty and truth." -Albert Einstein

Air your grievances with me in person because if you bring it here I'm not gonna act like it's real life 😭

hop in them dm’s and let em know you put action to words #ShootYourShotSunday

If you don't make a concerted effort to abandon an evil habit, it will not leave you, regardless of your age..🤦🏽‍♂️

Akon’s wife has filed for divorce after 29 years of marriage,demanding €100 million. She claims to have contributed to his fortune, but a court review of his bank account revealed only $10,000, with the rest of his money held in his mother’s name. Hakiminology🤣🤣🤣

Him: You have such beautiful eyes! Me: Thank you! I use them for crying

!!!!!!!!!! aye. fellas. lemme say this to yal. get whatever you’ve seen in porn OUT. OF. YOUR. BRAINS. Cause talkin that shit in real life is unappealing and violent as fuck.

I should have taken this as a warning cause now I’m on this flight shedding tears. My God

The truth is not all women love money, Some of them actually love money, while others love money ,but majority of them love money..😂🙈

We’re all just a bunch of broken Doritos at the bottom of the bag.

Oh, you had second thoughts? I'm on season 5 of overthinking and currently hosting a conference with my anxiety.

Me: when is it ever going to cool down Mother Nature: lol, you idiots broke the thermostat

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he saved my life too many times for me to ever question God fr

at this point I think being an accelerationist might be the only reasonable way to think, since the faster the collapse happens, the faster we can start anew. or it's all over forever, whatever!

The damage is profound, and a ceasefire alone can’t undo the trauma or injustice. True peace demands relentless commitment to justice and a future where this never happens again, starting with rebuilding Gaza together.

Facebook will have a clearly AI generated video with thousands of comments under it talking bout “ this was so moving!”, “ who is cutting onions?” And when you point out that it’s AI they get mad at you for ruining the moment.

The TRUTH is always a great place to start!!! 💕💔

The "follow" button confounds "I'm looking at your content" and "I endorse this content." We need two different ways to signal the difference between the two.

Making her feel protected and safe>>>>>

Falling asleep on the phone together >>>

If you catch this flu that's making people sick, a natural remedy is to take lemon, black seed (habba), and garlic. If you develop a sore throat, you can also sip a little pure olive oil (zaitun). You should be feeling better in no time.

Everyone swears they like having sex until they meet a woman who wants it all the time. All of a sudden she likes to fuck too much. Yall are not real fuckers 😭😭

I'm not riding with people who can't control their rage while driving. The idiots you're yelling at can't hear you.

The trailer for Spike Lee’s “Highest 2 Lowest,” starring Denzel Washington, Jeffrey Wright, A$AP Rocky, Ilfenesh Hadera and Ice Spice, is out

The best part of having ADHD is asking for somebody’s address the 1,528th time you drive over there

Maybe give folks a chance to explain themselves before you jump off the deep end.

Don’t let failure stop you from being the best version of yourself. Failure is going to happen but what you do with that failure is the real test. You get back up, dust yourself and try again! You got this love!

Omg not this again 😭😭😭

We have the laws of God in the Qur'an and the Bible. We have the U.S. Constitution, we have the party platforms, and we have the laws of humanity. Yet, the so-called politicians are not obeying any of them.

It’s crazy how someone will be satisfied with just a picture of you.

what's that nicest thing a guy has done for you but it turned you off?

The only normal people on Bluesky are the ones you don't know very well.