And it’s the fact that I can be 100% many women somewhere in Africa have done more than 1 week of fasting and prayer to get a husband that’s really appalling to me. Dry fasting even 😭😭 Such desperation for a MAN. That belief that a woman’s entire purpose in life is to service a man gtg.

I told myself I was gonna focus but I need to get this off my chest. Honestly speaking, people should stop trying to advise women to change their personalities and how they present themselves especially when it comes to dating high profile people or people with money. That’s called being FAKE.

I just wanna bite my phone and break it but ik I’ll regret that 😭

Maybe it’s not that my focus is bad. Maybe it’s mainly my attention that’s bad and I’m just able to fo……. Ykw nvm, that don’t even sound convincing. It all sucks 💀💀

So my last discovery about the weddings got me curious and I had to look up how much the most expensive ceremony was…… I’m appalled The more I’m thinking about it, I’m just getting annoyed.

BUT I CAN’T PUT MY PHONE ON DND NOW BC IMMA MISS ALL MY REMINDERS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

This is why I be putting my phone on DND. I just can’t keep up with it all 😭

I NEED MY ATTENTION TO START SPANNING WTH!! 😡😡

Had to watch this clip like 10 times to analyze everybody in it 😂 Black suit and bow tie killed it.

His facial expression is frying me 🤣

New lewk is otw 🤪

“You need to be shot in every one of your toes. One toenail at a time……with a 45” I busted out laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“EGGGGGZZACTLY! Egggggxactly! And that’s what I told her!” It’s so simple. The chipped nail polish on his fingers adds to the credibility of this message 🙂‍↕️

This is my typa humor 🤣

I just found out that sleep walking doesn’t occur in the dream stages of sleep. So a person that is actively sleepwalking cannot be dreaming at the same time. That’s interesting.

You wanna know why my body reacts so badly to stress?? IT’S BECAUSE I WASN’T MADE FOR IT!!! Don’t tell me anything about being stronger and what and what. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Don’t 👏🏾 stress 👏🏾 me 👏🏾 out 👏🏾 People should just realize my body’s design and act accordingly.

This just pissed me off. WHERE IS THE LEASH?!?!?!

All it took was one minute 😭

Nobody is more impatient in a talking stage than a woman in her late 20s who is looking to settle down 😂 That “abeg shift” energy towards people who aren’t intentional is STRONGGG!

“Going with the flow will end you in the river Nile” Mind you, the topic was a 1 year talking stage 😂 That’s so funny to me.

Meeting are such a pain sometimes. I’m sitting here while their debating about order of operations and all I than think about is taking a shit 😂😂

And just like that I have puppy fever again. When she greased her face up I felt the nostalgia in my heart and melted a little ♥️

I’m so mad I don’t have threads. I need to see this clip with audio expeditiously 😭

My skin is lowkey eating today and I don’t really know what I did differently (And yes I did trip tryna get up to go towards the window 💀)

I feel this every time bc wym. Atp It don’t even sound like I’m telling the truth when I talk about my life sometimes 😭

🤣🤣🤣

for a lot of us we are a month away from our 1 yr anniversary of black sky. it’s been a fucking rollercoaster 😭

Well my ears are definitely blessed. Thank you 🥹🤩

I used to love this song when I was a really little but I always wondered if people who were adults when it came out felt the same way 😅 open.spotify.com/track/67T6l4...

Destination weddings be costing 100k and up?!?!? Doing all that and they don’t even last?!?!?!?!

I’m almost at my limit really and truly 😪

Happy Sunday to everyone BLACK ☀️

BUUUUT a least when I do go out with my friends we have such a good time together that we don’t wanna leave each other’s company.

I really need to get a handle on my time management. I literally suck at initiating or following through with hangouts bc of it and I genuinely wanna be a better friend. Someone gimme a new brain 😭

Wooooosaaaaahhh. Just let it go. Just let it go. Just let it go.

No I’m slow

“You’re too pretty to be ___________” HUSH!

Ghanaian culture really makes me think about how rude we are in the west bc it’s like ei, wym you walked in the room and you didn’t say hi to no one?? Why are we like this? Even if you smile at somebody they’ll be looking at you with a stank face 😭

I remember taking an archeology class and thinking, “man I wanna do a world tour and see all the ancient ruins in all the continents” I wonder if they make travel packages like that but not the ones where the tour guide yaps your ears off 😂

That shit will drive you crazy... There's 123,4456,789,10 people in the world how TF you be the best? DO YOUR BEST. And that's always good enough.

I’m C & D on this one.

Oh, an excuse to share this

What I love most about it is how you can tell this is 90% muscle memory. When White folks are confused by what I mean by culture, this is it; when the practices and ideas of your people become rooted so fundamentally in your being that it becomes something you recall and draw from without thought.

I’m just getting hit on the SL with pastries that I can’t eat left and right tonight and I’m on my period……okay

You do this to me every time! Now I gotta round my taste buds to the nearest last chocolate chip cookie I had 😭

So much black girl magic 😭😭 I gotta remember to show this to my kids.

See. I would’ve never known. I’m mad I had no clue and nobody told me this story to empower me when I was young. This is black history right here. Black WOMEN’s history. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

Would mixing cinnamon and sandalwood in my diffuser for the holidays be a bad idea??? I already mix sandalwood and vanilla so maybe adding a hint of cinnamon might just take me to the King 😭😭

That’s when I excuse myself to the bathroom or outside or even the corner 💀💀