Nobody liked this one? I thought this was really funny

It’s hard when someone connects with you and then you don’t see them forever and you forget them and then they show back up and you barely remember them maybe not at all and they are super disturbed by it. You’re not a consistent figure in my life how would I recognize you?!

Privileged people feel their privilege and enjoy it and are thankful for it…they are aware of the comforts it brings them and do not want to lose that ever.

However…Fake people deserve fake results.

Had to sunset my Mac Pro… I’m not okay lol why am I not okay.

This is so good

If you stiff…don’t wear hells to dance class, wear sneakers PLEASE

Hold on hoe…is Jesus an Aries?

I remember one time I was mentoring a young girl within a group. She kept talking and being on task and on her phone while I was facilitating a focus exercise. I pointed out that she needed to focus on her work and she emphasized that she still got work done even though she was doing other things.

There’s no compensation for dying on the hill you were BORN on.

Also not wearing makeup or earrings…but I don’t think that matters much. I think this is one of the greatest failures of the United States. President Barbie has straight hair, Barack’s Wife has Straight hair, I don’t see any Afros in the Supreme Court or anywhere near it. This is a problem.

I need the Afro plus plus size equals double whammy conversation to be had.

Oh lol

Just ran into a professional associate who ignored me even though I’ve met him twice…I’m pretty sure it’s because I have an Afro and I’m in a bomber jacket.

wtf is Keke doing? I don’t understand…

I wish I had someone to talk to about self image and styling without being accused of being insecure…like a makeover conversation.

The thing about men is they will make mistakes at their job and be like, I’m sorry how can I fix it. I never thought it was an option to fix the way people reacted…just figured they wanted me to pack it up! So here’s to shamelessly making mistakes and finding solutions cause life is never perfect.

I like to struggle with a Capricorn but that’s all.

I have a movie idea where it’s against the laws of physics for humans to kill each other, there’s some kind of moral buffer that stops it in the cosmos…it’s a thriller so there are people who find out ways to kill who they want to kill while staying in “moral law”….

Sksksk

Wearing my Afro shouldn’t be such a gag especially not at home.

I try to explain it as the worst stomach ache they’ve ever had. Extreme bloating Lower abdominal pain The inescapable pain that could come from eating way too much. The itis additionally but you HAVE to stay awake to work…because society… Ever feel faint after a traumatizing number two?

I just feel like I don’t need to work out…instead give me a giant boulder you want me to smooth and polish by hand….

So the first half it’s great..the second half always drags for me so I agree with you 50%.

I’m at the point where I need to tell people my mission before I’m helping them so they know it’s not something they finessed out of me though.

Iktr

In the stage of trying shit again….bout to try A LOT.

I was the youngest intern they’d ever had at Pfizer and I was told I should keep working there and there was no need to “go to school” by an older man who was not my father. I knew as a young woman I needed critical thinking skills.

Disputed multiple charges in my account…Apple has been double charging me for months….

I will say. If I would have referred a woman I might have made a match.

I started teaching dance classes in China. I was asked to refer a hip hop dance teacher. I referred an amazing dancer. Was asked for another because he was black. I told the person that a black teacher teaching this style is top quality and authentic….they found a Chinese appropriator.

Us is enslaving Argentinians.

Chicago bout to be swarming with influencers lol bless us

I’m SAT.

How stupid do you have to be to think something is easy for anyone else to do it just because it’s currently easy for you to do it? It’s really stupid.

Living here sucks.

I don’t get it, could you help me? What’s a man baddie?

You can be as kind as ever but if the person doesn’t want to accept your truth…it will always be a problem.

Hip hop died and this where all the money went

If it was reverse racism it would have worked…

Apple been garnishing my wages rofl im bout to light them the fuck UP

Why didn’t president Barbie have an Afro?

I’ve never eaten easy mac and never will

Is Nikki a self aware Barbie?

Barb = maga was not on my bingo card this year either.

Being attractive from a young age is difficult because you never really get the full truth…just people saying “you know” at you over and over until you pretend to know what they are talking about.

I’m an old lady now cause they scamming with apple subscriptions

My issue is actually running into scared white people who think anybody thinks this deeply about them.

Omg they’re so fucking stupid. I want to leave. Oh my God…they are so fucking dumb.

Wake up at 3 am so you can take a nap before you have to wake up.