I messed up my migration over lol

I had a dream I was doing a lot of pushups and it was very easy. 👍

The thing about the Mr. Tendernism trademark alley Oop is it proves how much we need each others help. We get these skills and educate ourselves for our survival….not for money. It’s to be of use in our communities…money is not real but our survival is. I hope we make a hallmark film about this

I had beans on toast today and my body enjoyed it. I can not confirm that I morally approve though.

I’ll never forget a Jewish man asking me to teach him black slang in exchange for teaching me Jewish things…..never asked to know btw.

I don’t like when someone sees themselves as my ally and gets upset that I have a boundary or rough edges with them. You put up with bad attitudes from cats all day….sypaau

How to cultivate more bubbles for the bubbly black girls. A guide

…..make it happen

Being somebodies “first baddie” is in fact a hazing ritual.

Can we get a fat princess? Damn!

Can you feel yourself slipping into your adult identity and falling farther away from who you were as a young person or little person? Are there any songs about this?

“That little fight in you, I like that” “Then you’re gonna love Me” The joke being that they do in fact love each other.

You know something I LOVE when black people do it? When they deep sigh apathetically at an arduous task. “Hhuuuuuuuh” is the new sound and it tickles me every SINGLE TIME.

Hold tf up….you mean to tell me this is a damn superhero movie?! (I didn’t see it)

Mad cause we caught the people who woulda helped Stalin in the act. I LOVE social media in 2026

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You buy the water with “electrolytes” because it tastes better but that’s just salt. Literally a pinch of salt…you’re missing trace minerals and your body is craving it!

I need that April 18th shirt

They’re not chill they might be remedial. He’s not hot he’s tortured inside. Run you fool!

As a person with RBF this is my worst nightmare

Okra in your omelette

This time when I start to glow or glam up again I have to keep my cool 😮‍💨

The next day he asked if he could taste me and I rolled my eyes. Get your own game bro.

I heard someone call somebody a Jive Turkey two days ago.

Don’t treat your boss better than me babe

Timothy Clamchowder wants us to be stuck with sports and movies as our only entertainment 🤢

“Being a leader is hard “ “Yes, but that’s what you said you wanted…so do it.”

The realest thing we have is our potential and our capacity. What’s a trillion dollars to a society that won’t get out of bed for anything less than 999 million?

I knew a black woman who married a white man…who voted for trump. She thought she was a bad ass because her vote canceled out his…. All kinds of weird ways humans figure out how to exist.

I had to explain to someone in my building that the YouTube videos she was watching of a man who hunts fairies is not genuine. I explained to her the video has editing and graphics but she still believes…

I had to explain to someone that the chupacabra was not real the other day. She had anxiety about it.Grown woman, has kids. She believes in magic. She is also very manipulative and easily influenced. There are a lot of adults to genuinely believe in magic, spirits, spells and mystical creatures.

I’m not mate guarding, that’s too much.

People who have lived and know themselves are so alluring.

I cannot wait til summer I am so excited.

I offered to walk somewhere to meet someone and they insisted I don’t because it’s so windy lol

All of this “Black Women are masculine” stuff is super hurtful.

Being black adjacent isn’t cussing every other word to express yourself either. Tired of bosses thinking I’ll think they are cool because they are casual enough to curse all of the time. So weird.

And being black adjacent isn’t the under appreciation of classical art.

Timothy doesn’t respect ballet and opera because his mother did it. You would think it works the other way around, but it sometimes does not. Everything your parents did is “lame”.

He gone save America bro lol

It’s fried chicken day 😭

I’m looking now too

A superhero/villain that uses sound waves so control people and environments.

They used to call them “uppity niggas”…

Textured soy protein

When I do my leg press at the gym, people be giving me props. Don’t look when I’m doing any upper body though….lol

I don’t like that dress but I do miss Whitney Houston

Black sky over 40 Liked by zero users is SENDING ME.

I had some Italian espresso and it kept me up for three days.

People talk shit about Apple but everybody got that orange phone 👀