Lmaoooo what is wrong with yall on this Tuesday???

You talking about steak? WWE era?

I need Netflix to fuck right off into the sun.

There’s not gonna be a next administration…

I'm sorry ... but this not crazy to you????? abc7.com/post/federal...

My mom did this once for an interview and I got out and locked the doors and sat in front of the door of the business and this white lady saw me like “omg are you okay?” 😭 😭 😭 Me: yeah my mom’s inside.

Crime reports tell me yes they will, every time.

Three raw minutes is like being near the event horizon of a black hole. Time gets DISTORTED.

I’m calling 12 because ain’t no way you felt the need to hit me that damn hard

Working on my UK accent so foreign soldiers think I’m an “innit” when we get invaded. “Me??? American??? Absolutely not bruv”

Mmm so there’s a few reasons in my theory. Namely we have no predator in an ecological context so we’ve evolved to have our own.

I’m all out of options and I really need some help , I need $195 by tomorrow to extend this room. I’m caught in between pay periods. $BnbRoc is my CA.. I sincerely appreciate if you’re able , and I’m still grateful if you’re not 💜

Same. HOWEVER, under no circumstances do I ever want to be described as “lighting up a room” Dateline-style. If anyone says that about me, they did not know me from Adam.

Trying to live my life so that when I die it’s a “pour one out for a real one” scenario over a “rest in piss” situation

The NY Times is a worthless celebrity white-washing rag and People is telling the hard truths. For a generation that grew up with those values swapped (mine) this will always cause cognitive dissonance.

These two are STUNNING. My god.

When a man says you hit hard while sparring

Marvel is having to course correct going back to the passing of Chadwick. Imo that’s when things started to get unsure with them story wise because Chadwick was clearly supposed to be our main hero going forward. And Kang our main villain.

Scott Adams: “The best advice I would give to white people is to get the hell away from Black people… So I think it makes no sense whatsoever as a white citizen of America to try to help Black citizens anymore.” This is who JD Vance and Trump are celebrating today.

Condé Nast forgot to renew the trademark for Gourmet and so a group of journalists grabbed it and are relaunching the food magazine as a worker-owned co-op. Love it. [gourmetmagazine.net]

Please stop changing how you speak/type for the sake of these algorithms. Saying unalived is so dumb.

Hannibal lector type replies. Why the armie hammer texts didn’t phase me. That’s just an unhinged horny white man.

whole class full of grown ppl. Men, women, them, and those, couldn’t nobody hit dude hard enough to do anything… that shit was nightmare fuel. Punching someone with all the force you can muster, and they don’t even move… 🥴

Lol not even with a featherweight and that’s just considering Cardio. I took a BJJ class with a full-time fighter, you think it’s sweet cause you got the cardio until they tell you to “swing & don’t hold back” and then they dont even flinch fr when you give them a full force body jab.

Mike Tyson is a Darksouls Boss Mfs don’t realize you can get knocked out THROUGH your guard.

Tony had every right to be mad and done with the saving the world shit after that first fight with Thanos. All they had was gumption and spandex.

"I don't feel good Mr. Stark"

Snapchat was the first mass collection of data for most governmental facial recognition technology and it likely fuels current AI-based image generation.

The comments are all "ARREST THEM" "PUT THEM IN PRISON" and I truly don't understand what country people think they live in.

A nigga who’s never stood on no block:

Violence and walk by air and minutemen.

Most people probably not lasting a full round with well trained amateurs tbh

Went from Dior addict in HS to Tom Ford. Always with a bit of weed and coffee undertones.

Me since hs. “You smell so good.”

Underbosom and inner thigh are also good spots. Folks get a hug from me and they don't turn loose, just wallow and huff.

30 second plank will humble the hell out of you.

Fighting for their life!!!

It’s so wet…

Lmaoooo this. My god.

They barely lasting 3 mins in the pus-*loses signal*

Most people can’t even do 30 seconds of continuous and strenuous exercise. You not lasting 3 mins in the ring with a heavyweight prize fighter.

Me:

Her:

He came a loooong way... And I love that for him cause this white man a lil Zaddish to me now. (This pic might be AI but the white nigga still a lil fine now)

I ain’t even mad at it 😭

What are condom minutes?????

smh

You will get nothing but hard knock life outta me if you’re not making me feel safe. We can both gang bang.

If you don't make me feel safe and considered, I cannot lean into the soft parts of myself.

See my grandma says knock them out and drag their body to the teacher. 😭 😭 I was 4!