It annoys me that AI slop, specifically, has ruined the niche of the quick photoshop joke. Just an utter flood of garbage unleashed by removing the barrier of "spend a couple hours learning how a piece of software works".

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

i will vote for any candidate who offers up this slogan

Perhaps Magyar's most important promise, and the one that certainly resonates with voters: "never again a country without consequences!" The crowd chants: "To prison! To prison!" [with the corrupt officials of the outgoing government]

We used to sing songs that said “I am the man who will fight for your honor… I’ll be the hero you’re dreaming of… we’ll live FOREVER” And then win the karate tournament!!!

"Why are the people we had expelled, deported, and arrested not protesting on campuses?" - they asked, sincerely and stupidly.

"Schumer takes no action" will be on his tombstone

right but gaza was just a purity test

Congress is so funny. The world could be blown to smithereens and half of them would be like not sure this is a kitchen table issue.

remember those other branches of government

Completely unstable and perilous. The House must bring up impeachment articles, and the Senate needs to remove a president who wants to commit war crimes. We cannot sit idly by as Donald Trump threatens to end an entire civilization.

While Trump's assertion that "a whole civilization will die tonight" represents a discrete threat of genocide against Iran, the fact that it comes from a U.S. president, while Congress does nothing, actually represents a broader civilizational collapse — whether he follows through or not.

The last thing I want to see is people who are literally sitting congress members lecturing us about how serious the situation is. Ok start fucking act like it YOURE LITERALLY A PART OF THE GOVERNMENT

it's a neat trick Democrats in power: the GOP won't let us do anything good 🥺 Democrats out of power: you expect us to fight the GOP?? we're the minority 🥺

Mamdani is not just filling the potholes with the crew. He's creating a visual and personal reminder of the dignity inherent in all of these anonymous government jobs.

The biggest story in the world right now is that the president of the United States is a demented old man who takes pleasure in torturing and killing people and is committing crimes with impunity. And yet most legacy media outlets are too cowardly to tell it like it is.

Elon Musk had DOGE defund USAID, the largest humanitarian organization in the world, causing HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of deaths from starvation and disease - and Trump GLEEFULLY approved it. It’s the single most evil act in US history. Cartoon by Mike Luckovich

The Earth is so fucking beautiful. Imagine what it could be if humans were better.

I want to thank our Allies for telling Trump to go fuck himself over the Iran war. You have to punch a bully in the face.

two of the hardest things ever written are "face god and walk backwards into hell" and "you cannot kill me in a way that matters" one of them came from a tumblr shitpost and the other one came from a dril tweet about hollering at zoo animals the internet truly is a magical place

I wrote about how the Hasan Piker drama serves as a proxy fight between centrists and the left, and how it exposes the real priorities of Democrats like Cory Booker.

there it is, all 7 continents

To whoever did this at the #NoKings in Boston: Thank you.❤️ It made me tear up. And we must to be reminded of needless damage to humanity that results directly from the careless, bellicose bluster coming from the Pentagon and White House.

SCHLAPP: Who wants to see impeachment hearings? CPAC CROWD: *cheers* SCHLAPP: No. That was the wrong answer.

So are the headlines saying the Democrats won this round, or nah? Cause they did. Funding for TSA, FEMA, Coast Guard, no funding for ICE. That’s the deal Dems have been offering over & over. Republicans caved.

teach it cursive

The news has moved on, but ICE is still in Minneapolis. My neighbors are still patrolling streets, driving strangers to work, and providing aid. As a photojournalist at @propublica.org, I wanted to know: What do they look like in their daily lives? So I picked up my camera 👇

okay so AI is absolutely cratering imminently and I need all of you to PROMISE me you won't take the high road, and will laugh and rub it in their faces as much as possible. I need you to laugh and go 'WE TOLD YOU SO, BITCH" at every opportunity, PLEASE be extremely mean and ruthless

BREAKING: Delta is suspending its special service desk for members of Congress until TSA is fully funded, per @ajc.com. Delta says members of Congress will now be treated like all other flying customers. www.ajc.com/politics/202...

Well, JB PRITZKER For Possible President, Then........

The world’s most honest disclaimer.

Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.

"The case is a very funny illustration of what can happen when cops, who as a general rule rarely face consequences for their actions, manage to cross a person with plenty of time, a sizable social media following, and a smooth baritone."

see? here's the thing. A lot of people are like, the earth is fucked, it's beyond salvation, it's hit the tipping point, but time and time again we see that if we just fucking fixed the problem, it rebounds so incredibly fast. Imagine what could be done if people actually cared

Keep calling your reps. No money for them if Jeffries remains in charge. He is not up to this moment and we can’t have him anywhere near leadership while we race to stop the fascists who are trying to blow up the world.

NEW: Jeffries may face a fight to become speaker in '27 even if Dems take the House More Dem candidates tell @axios.com their vote is not a given. "He's been failing to meet the moment," one told me Said another: "I cannot support this kind of leadership" www.axios.com/2026/03/16/h...

Gonna hold on to this croissant metaphor for the rest of my creative life

I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I SAID, I FUCKING LOVE THE OSCARS NOW THAT MICHAEL B. JORDAN WON!!!!!!

‘KPOP DEMON HUNTERS’ wins Best Animated Feature Film at the #Oscars

I mean, yeah, that's exactly why Hegseth is doing it. It's vice signaling for a domestic audience. The cool thing is that we might get to see him cry on the stand of The Hague for it. That's a good enough reason to keep living.

I am old enough to remember the vitriol directed at random humanities scholars' work complaining about the totalizing tendencies of capitalism to corrupt, colonize, or co-opt everything. I also lived long enough to read long term coverage of the literal attempt to privatize thinking in the newspaper

HOLY SHIT. A dark money group, hidden behind a bunch of shell companies, is paying influencers thousands of dollars PER POST to attack @katmabu.bsky.social on social media a month before her election. Thank you to the people who declined the money and went forward with this. So who's behind this?

In South Burlington, Vermont, protesters are being tear-gassed by ICE and local police as they attempt to prevent a kidnapping.

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.