Literally every time Barry O opens his mouth

so glad she finally got her Nobel Peace Prize

Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis

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Hegseth: (entering Pentagon) Yo check out what I found in the parking lot. Free USB stick!

actually our AI programs are like people so its racist to say you don't like them. anyway would you like to buy one

The year is 2025. There are three social networks remaining. They are run by Dweeb Lowtax, Tweaker Lowtax, and Girlboss Lowtax. You have to pick at least one.

children used to be able to work in mines and metal foundries because we let them drink beer and smoke cigarettes at age nine. but child labor just isn’t viable now that most kids are teetotalers

76 Years Ago Today:

Netanyahu: ‘These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’

This essay, by an Egyptian-American former New Yorker staff fact-checker, is an incredible read And incredibly damning Huge recommendation

elon this is the 7th week in a row you've brainwashed grok

hello 911? yea its me again…uh huh thats right, theyre still posting his exact quotes

Suppose you tried to solve math problems by rolling dice to get the answer Sometimes, the dice will give the correct answer. Other times, not. If you were to insist that the wrong answers were the *dice* malfunctioning, people would rightly mock the shit out of you.

"Political violence is never acceptable" coming from people who would never dream of condemning this. It's like we don't even live on the same planet.

popemobile driving around college campuses with ben shapiro inside, his voice muffled by the bulletproof glass, "debate me liberal"

This Mattie Lubchansky comic seems topical again.

the cops have now arrested & released both democrats in Utah and are out of ideas

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Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing

going to bed is so embarrassing. sorry, my brain needs to watch a movie. please don’t kill me

Nate Silver watching a delivery guy in a porn film and predicting he will just leave the pizza

If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me

I considered writing a long carefully constructed argument laying out the harms and limitations of AI, but instead I wrote about being a hater. Only humans can be haters.

This one Dril tweet in December 2023 was a more accurate depiction of actual events than anything you’d have got off newsstands, from broadcast media or out of the mouths of politicians. It hasn’t got much better since.

I'm not right wing but some of this "woke" stuff is a little over the top [6 months later] Slavery was fine. Your city is under martial law

every wes yang post reads like he's doing pullups in his apartment to train for a lone wolf terrorist attack

There should be a League to prevent such Defamation

2025 Political Rising Stars To Keep An Eye On

*a large number of people denying being friends with epstein* me (thinking really hard): maybe epstein became evil because he didn't have any friends

"All over the world, wherever there are capitalists, freedom of the press means freedom to buy up newspapers, to buy writers, to bribe, buy and fake 'public opinion' for the benefit of the bourgeoisie. This is a fact. No one will ever be able to refute it." - Lenin

candidate 1: i will kill you and your family candidate 2: i will only kill half of your family, and maybe not you candidate 3: I won't kill anybody, what the hell, that's so fucked up Too many of you: Candidate 3 will just take votes from candidate 2, who we must elect to save democracy

look, it doesn't matter if the night-night man isn't real. a number of voters have very real concerns that the night-night man is waiting under their beds ready to eat them as soon as mommy and daddy say night-night and you need to have a plan to address those concerns regardless

you have my vote, Andrew Cuomo!

cuomo intimidating mamdani: