imagine serving a 3 year stint in the slammer cuz you accidentally did this 🤏gesture in public and your cellmate is the president

Why the Left Needs to Get Serious and Constructively Engage with the Potential of the Torment Nexus

Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented Butlerian Jihad as a cautionary tale. Average idiot seeing problems caused by capitalism: We have to create Destroying Computers from the book Destroying Computers Does Not Solve The Problem Of Exploitation

liberal walking into the car dealership: i want the second shittiest car you have. i will buy it for literally any price

We need a word that means the same thing as “enshittification” but doesn’t make me think of Chuck Wendig making a soyface. A normal word

The inability to understand that the oppression of trans Americans is not only part of fascism but a direct path to it is one of the reasons the right has found it so relatively trivial to gain power. Liberation for all or not at all isn’t just a moral stance — it’s a strategic one.

They still can cook on X The Everything App

One of the most sickening realizations I've ever had came when it hit me that six hundred years from now historians will be writing things like "while technically illegal, intercourse with minors was broadly accepted as normal among the American ruling class, and even a marker of status"

“There will still be assholes in communism” nobody said there wouldn’t be. But they’ll be living in an apartment like everyone else. Using the same healthcare system. And not have a trillion dollars of private capital. I don’t care if they are rude

[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:

Can't now find it but there's a classic old tweet which said something like "Every time we're on the verge of achieving class consciousness in America a CIA sleeper agent activates and, their eyes glowing red, they just tweet out "John Brown was a white saviour"" and I think about it often.

The year is 2028. A liberal elder millennial has taken control of the government. Everyone rolls their eyes at the new "department of good government oversight" (doggo). Until the purges begin

Looking at the list of 19 new CBS News commentators, the median number of times they appear in the searchable Epstein database is 2 and the mean is 100

This is old but I am still feeling this way up to this day.

the wright brothers only invented planes so pedophiles could take to the skies

Chemical Formula xkcd.com/3200/

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About https://theonion.com/democrats-sick-of-being-blamed-for-cowardice-on-issues-1847675639/

this is incredible work

An ICE agent covered head-to-toe in body cams, just thousands of tiny cameras, beating the shit out of an old woman. That's the bipartisan dream

we’re all trying to find the guy etc etc

Guards cleaving you in twain with a broadsword are trying to provoke you. Don't fall for it

I am introducing the Cut It Out And This Time I Really Mean It bill. It provides an additional $57 billion to the murder goons but they will agree to wear business casual Monday through Thursday and if they do any murders they have to put a dollar in this jar.

Different Places Have Different Safety Rules and That's OK

Unfortunately it’s impossible to have more than one competent vizier. Vizier competence is a fixed number, equally divided among all viziers present Two viziers are comic sidekicks, the recommended maximum. Any more become bumbling henchmen. One vizier is cunning but will always plot against you

Andrew Huberman, Dog Phrenologist

*guy waving a gun wildly at you* Christ, a gun! You've gotta get out of here!

Last week in Minnesota, I watched ordinary people risk their lives to protect their neighbors. In the process, they not only won a significant—though not final—victory against authoritarianism, they proved virtually every MAGA social theory wrong. (gift link) www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

ugh. look. not all trans people know each other, okay ?? we're not like a monolith or anything. but yeah i do know her shes besties with my ex what do u need

The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.” That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.

I have a piece today in Defector making the case for "more training" for ICE agents. A *lot* more training. defector.com/i-have-a-gre...

We’ll divide and conquer in a full media blitz Crazy Eyes, you take Sunday talk shows Death’s Mannequin, you’ll go on morning news Nightmare Elf, evening news is yours If we get desperate we can always put The Ghoul on 60 Minutes

All the anti-war and anti-occupation protestors were right. All the far leftists were right. All the “woke scolds” and your friend who’s “too woke” were right. They were somehow even more right than they may have realized at the time. But really, it was always obvious they were right.

I got fooled by someone who is famous for being a conman until it was too late. Here’s why that’s actually smarter than seeing it coming:

people who are very clearly my moral superiors are being killed in the street by and on behalf of the most disgusting creeps imaginable and I don't know how much longer anyone can deal with this

Helpful insight into the fascist psychology from one of the Red Scare hosts

Extremely funny to realize that the reason Western Europeans are getting mad enough to start chastising random Americans is because they realize that the Faustian bargain they struck after WWII is going sour and the Mongoose they let live in their crawlspace and kill communists has rabies now

Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it

from Terry Pratchett's Hogfather

You used to be able to "inspect element" in this country. You used to be able to download video

Coming soon to a Maryland near you.

museums are cool because the people who work there are like look at this neat thing and you're like wow that is neat and you just do it over and over again until it is time to go

My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains