things kids ask when they find out their teacher turned into a girl over summer break

i love peeping into the game awards because 99% of it is predictable and announcing shit like "upcoming wholesome comfort indie game where you colonize inhabited land but there are cute blorbos there"

HER! THE GIRL!

Jesus Christ, this age verification thing is going to be the most useless and annoying thing we’ve ever done to undermine privacy and democracy in the history of the world. I vote that all in favor are banned from the internet.

I think about this a lot.

Today's bad idea: Wordle but with kanji

That's where she takes her estrogen shots without interfering with her uniform.

did it in four words hemmingway

Bluesky’s head of trust & safety responding with a sarcastic image macro to a woman upset her husband was kidnapped by ICE is embarrassingly unprofessional & cruel behavior. that account was then banned by Bluesky Trust & Safety. horrendously poor community management. what purpose does this serve?

That percentage is so infuriatingly close.

welcome to being plural! Your rep in media is now restricted to -being evil -being a joke -being "cured" of plurality

the good ending

I dunno man the concept of actually owning something you pay for must be like a drug if you're under 30

TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque: "This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".

I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there

He got a LOT of shit for this tweet years ago but I agree with him he's fucking right

i am going completely insane watching gamers make up shit about horses and interrogating every single thing the devs have said for inconsistencies and then deciding well it probably had cp in it. this is the easy mode version of the kinds of censorship that are to come and you're failing like babies

song of saya is still on steam, btw, and the secondary protagonist of that is visibly a prepubescent child to the audience and MC - an MC who has sex with her!! multiple times! and thats probably the least sexually violent thing in that VN

its a horror game! horror games have visuals meant to disturb and provoke emotion! the exorcist released in theaters in the SIXTIES and features a young girl masturbating with a crucafix! how have we gone BACKWARDS from the fucking SIXTIES

this is why i could not bring myself to act like the steam machine was going to Save Gaming. valve does not give AF abt games as an artistic space (theyve straight up said as much) and everyone happily lapping up the monopoly theyve established really fuckin irks me

no one has ever gotten the spirit of our country as right as paul verhoeven making robocop

how it feels to not use Spotify and download all my music directly

im so used to tumblr letting me edit posts so if you see me post and delete the same thing 6 times that's why

One of the many things worth thinking about re: Steam's ban on Horses is how it highlights is the centralization problem caused by having such a monolithic (and maybe mono-something-else) retail giant. Independent studios with even humble commercial aspirations are chained to Valve's whims.

I think its doubly frustrating because if you look into the like, "lost media community" (mostly contained to wikis and forums dedicated to finding stuff), they're generally hunting for Actual Lost Media, and its youtubers and bloggers who talk abt an out of print movie being lost media and create

the whole concept of "lost media" is really annoying cause on one side you have a bunch of people who are like "if I have to torrent it off a site that isn't the first result on google or it isn't on netflix it's lost media" and on the other you have ppl who for whatever reason get really mad at

if you try to upload 24-bit FLACs to a tracker it should just redirect you to this page

Too cold for me to be naked outside? How absurd! I have an extra-large industrial radiant heater. Ohohohohoho!

i dont know how to tell people that the social stigma of being disabled is not worth pretending to be so for accomodations. like. at all. People do not do this because being disabled is a social death sentence

use soulseek nicotine-plus.org

a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization

i wont lie your highness you look deposable as fuck right now

FOR EASE OF CONVERSION: In China, please simply use the following conversion rate: 1 Poland ≈ 2 Jiangxis [江西]* * the closest extant example of a geographically "median" Chinese province at 166.9 km^2

Falling down the forced fem iceberg. Fairly Odd Parents I I Some 90's Sitcom thats homophobic as shit II II Fictionmania III III Spells R us IIII IIII Julie Os Julieverse IIIII IIIII Sam 2015 IIIII IIIII Forum posts you can never unpost. IIIIII IIIIII Gender critical journalists hard drive.

it's a tad frustrating that every time a new game tied to microsoft comes out people will make sure to remind you microsoft is on the BDS list but when a new disney thing comes out people just completely ignore the fact that disney is also on the BDS list

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recently obsessed by these Chinese WNs that have a premise that I can only call "boymoder yuri"

Since launch, we've already added 4 new features, improved 4 existing ones, improved 2 third party integrations, and fixed 25 bugs! Soon we'll be able to start on major new features... for more info, check out our Roadmap & Changelog! :3 fluff4.me/about/roadmap

Every news article about economics is either "the economy sucks because you're not wasting money" or "people are poor because they're wasting money"

ever since i was a little boy i knew that when i grew up i wanted to be a cultivated, feminized eel.

I've mostly defeated dysphoria at this point in my transition because I know that all the forms of it I get now are just the same ones that cis women get. Like oh, my brain is making me hate some random facial feature of mine today because of societal beauty standards? Me and literally every woman.

Spoke to my source familiar with internal workings at Mastercard. The holiday call campaign re payment processor censorship is working, there is a lot of pressure being felt from your calls. This is resulting in increased response times at a core moment for Mastercard due to the holiday season

This is the best post of all time