Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

It's so funny to see an ordinary skirt being treated like the one ring Because *clearly* being in a constant mental battle against the corrupting pull of womanhood is the quintessential experience of manhood that all my male audience will relate to!

My feelings scrolling my feed:

I call that "magnet of femininity", where someone makes an assumption that not only someone is attracted toward direction of femininity, there is a certain point that after you cross it, you won't be able to crawl yourself back, the femininity event horizon of sorts.

There is an actual life-changing conflict between WFH being cheaper and more efficient, an entire layer of middle managers who need to have meetings to feel alive, and the commercial real estate cabal that runs all cities. It’s going to get so fucking weird.

It's over: I've already depicted you as the seething broad gauge train, and myself as the smug narrow gauge!

Microsoft hates computers AND everyone who uses them, whereas Apple only hates computers, and Linux only hates the people who use them. In this essay I will

theory: the boomers raised on the original series star trek are dying out and we still didn't make the presented tech there mainstream so the CEOs are trying to rush out with personal voice assistants and shit

chinacels keep winning, usacucks stay mad

It took just 15 years to completely transform transportation in China >E-cars: 60% in 2025 (v 1% in 2010) >E-buses: 95% (1%) >E-scooters: 99% (30%) >E-Three-Wheelers: 99% (40%) 5 High speed rail: 45,000 km (6,000km in 2010, already world’s largest) Unprecedented speed and scale

"Debate is a way to find truth" is the worst, most wrongest lesson I learned in 2000s era internet forums and some motherfuckers never caught on and just kept going with it. And I'm saying this as the person who would usually win. Being a better, funnier bully didn't make me right.

i love torrenting!!!

it's why I don't use those

10 seconds to win3.1

the 2020s really are the new 2000s

Seeing game devs take a "the customer is always right" approach to feedback is so sad because like I get it from a PR perspective, but... 1) The customer is always wrong 2) Your customers are gamers, so they're twice as wrong

they're too cowardly to admit to it but transphobes don't actually see trans women as men, but as trannies

Oh yeah? You think capitalism is bad? Here are some inventions you can thank capitalism for: [Tech that was developed through publicly funded research and then packaged as a Product by people who didn't invent it, and gets worse each year to increase profit]

“You're going to the Secretary Section”

it may be news to you but 4chan is located outside of british empire

ATTENTION CITIZENS OF HASHTAG MILTONKEYNES Lmfao

It’s always “imagine living a 6/10 man in today’s society” and never “imagine living as a conventionally unattractive women in today’s society” like actually the men still have it better and are ignorant to gendered violence and its consequences

"are women bourgeois" is funny until you have to suffer through everybody being dead serious about "trans women are bourgeois"

HEY DIPSHIT WHY CAN I GET A DESIGNER VAGINA UNDER SOCIALISM THEN

This is "debanking", and its a problem that has plagued sex workers for decades. It isnt right when its targetting sex workers and its not right when its targetting game devs and creators either. Give paypros and your givt reps your grievances and demand that debanking of adult content stop

it's how you get killed by a terminator

@katie.bzky.team Learned a few days ago you are a fellow e-bike enthusiast, sending a pic of my e-bike I got around a year ago (folds nicely in an elevator)

That fuckin' guy who said transgender is like Ferrari.

Bunny demon boy night (HE/HIM) 🏳️‍⚧️

"the hell are you talking about" i don't know either, man, just look at this shit ... also, this game stores most of its text in the graphics ROMs.

Please remember that "that's illegal" is a *description*, not a *conclusion*. The law PROHIBITS people from doing things. It does not PREVENT people from doing things. "Illegal" does not mean "impossible." "Illegal" means "on a list of actions the government can, but is not required, to punish."

I sometimes read old gaming magazines and stumbled upon this "babe of the year" section from Playstation: The Official Magazine. If I was the editor I would have gently suggested this writer be put down like a rabid dog

We all knew it was never about the porn. But if your normie bros wanna keep torrenting their marble and star worms they're gonna have to actually take the gooners seriously for once.

Every masterpiece has its cheap copy.

One of the things that strikes me on visiting the US is how antiquated the banking is, in a lot of ways. No, I don’t have a Venmo, if I want to transfer money to someone electronically I use my banking app. I have no idea when I last used my cheque book. Why are you taking my card? I need to sign!?

I absolutely adore the sheer amount of jank in red and blue.

what the fuck do you MEAN you can evolve eevee into jolteon in gen 1 by getting into a trainer battle, levelling eevee up, switching to growlithe, and finishing the battle with growlithe, because growlithe's pokemon index is the same as thunder stone's item index. WHAT. WHATTT

🙂, wait hold on,

this is how i win

That guy is effectively "cancelled" in my eyes ever since the time he threatened to sue a trans woman (Aly from transfemscience dot org) for doing a review of his research.

I made a tool that lets you find the treasure in your computer. It's called Windows Explorer 2 torcado.itch.io/windows-explorer-2

people who actually open router pages likely played Quake III Arena before, making those a reflection of their audience although I do wish those had more presets (say, Stardew Valley maybe?)

This is a $150 router from 2024

Mastodon: "yeah you can run a whole stack on a shoebox, this guy has been doing it since v1.0" Bluesky: "hm, yeah you can run a whole stack but actually right now you're still dependant on us in some aspects an—wait come back"

*smokes on a blunt* Mastodon and Bluesky are both social media Linuxes but at two ends of the "homelab to enterprise" spectrum

These random encounters are getting ridiculous man