going to ignore all the obvious bad shit and dark patterns and say "fast travel" just to see what happens

ultimately I think it has to be the same answer as "There are several billion other people on this Earth, millions who could do anything I can do, what makes me valuable?"

oops I accidentally the false vacuum

the chex mix stealer

Hey everyone, I've enjoyed joking around with you all for these past six years. Do you I mind if I invite my weirdly hostile friend with a completely incompatible sense of humor into the group chat to ruin everything?

Not relevant to the content, but do people know when they upload video and it's horizontally mirrored like this? Do they just not care? What's going on with that?

Leave little Saruman alone.

calmly explaining why we shouldn't bomb random venezuelan boats to people who argued we should torture random iraqis and then won an election by saying they were against a war they advocated for

i need to know what the marrying turkey is

A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing. And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.

i semi-regularly think about this concept and way of describing it and crack up. absurd

Ask yourself why there wasn’t this level of wall to wall coverage for this shooting wgme.com/news/local/i...

truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind

I think maybe their Bible comprehension isn't great if it's taking them 40+ years to read it

The thing is Marx said the following "It took both time and experience before workers learnt to distinguish between machinery and its employment by capital, and therefore to transfer their attacks from the material instruments of production to the form of society which utilises those instruments."

and it's gonna be way easier for them to argue against "work/life balance" when they've finally, completely, in totality, destroyed any life we have outside of work

I don't mean to keep hammering away at this drum, but I am currently in the hospital on Thanksgiving because I spent years putting more than my body could do into a job that was actively trying to kill me for not doing even more Do not listen to these parasites They will kill you and move on

Possibly insane take: I think a reason I initially fell off Bob's Burgers was the inclusion of more lengthy, scripted musical bits. I never thought the characters' voices, or the show's style of loose, ad-libby comedy, were a good match for it. Never thought it was playing into the show's strengths.

Happy Thanksgiving. A few years ago I baked a pecan pie in a nut-based crust and the local squirrels just about lost their damn minds trying to get into the house.

Happy "These White People Are Dangerous" Day!

happy thanksgiving to bisexuals and sloppy bears only youtu.be/2BkdCC7_JZM?...

Foreign studio that publishes gay shit and makes a game with an edgy joke about kids and nudity: Permanent blacklist. Good ol Matt and Trey make a game with edgy jokes about kids getting sodomized, walking in on adults fucking, etc: come on in, fellas❗❣️

to heal this broken nation, we MUST devise a breakfast cereal that HELPS you jerk off

People will die, and are currently dying, because RFK was granted one of the most powerful megaphones in the country. Two people who could have thrown barriers in front of his climb decided not to; there's a sex scandal here but it is not the biggest scandal.

Collective, racist punishment.

Working on those Exocolonist cards and I keep laughing because the inspiration for Sym knocks around my head every time I see it.

[kellog recieving divine inspiration] god: you should promote whole grain, low sugar food kellog: oh because it will stop me from jerking off all day?? god: well... kellog: say no more, lord, your will is my command god:

Canada made weird tv shows because it was all being done with government funded art grant money so they fell in this wacky middle ground between “shoestring budget” and “no expectation to generate shareholder value” which is really the best way to make art

The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody

SmallBu is looking for a freelance BG artist for a new animated project! -multi month job -must have significant prior experience working professionally on animation/game BGs -must have several examples available online portfolio -no students Link your portfolio of BG work here if ur interested!

Every year I share this work with my students. We read it aloud.

It feels weird that the world just keeps going like nothing happened after someone important in your life dies. Everything just continues. The sun still rises, and you still have to decide what to eat for dinner while you watch some bullshit on your TV. It almost seems disrespectful.

Reactivating only so the person I wrote that thread about can hopefully see me apologizing to him for it. I'll be deleting the thread itself because I don't stand by it and it was a stupid thing to post.

MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/

BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling. 🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states. This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺

I will be the first to admit I couldn’t understand why anyone would oppose Assisted Dying… and then I became disabled and had it “offered” to me. It’s not compassionate when there’s coercion. It’s not dignified when it’s offered in lieu of care. Listen to disabled people.

While walking down the street a dead drone dropped out of the sky and almost hit me. Finally, it feels like living in the future.

“Device hoarding” un fucking real Both major political parties agree we have one job and it’s to buy shit

Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.

momentarily forgot I had a nextdoor account

Right now on reddit there's a guy inventing a new kind of brick to build his home with and it's going about as well as you can imagine

I think it’s time to put this one back out into the ether, friends Come and learn about how the tropes undergirding anti-Jewish hatred and conspiracy theories as they exist today came to be…

Across the political spectrum, the idea being pushed is that being opposed to racism is somehow totally out of pocket.