I want sandwich guy murals in every major U.S. city by Sunday. Get to work, you talented lot of street artists. 🫡🫡🫡

I dream of a day where we don't try to constantly repackage and resell phrenology

sincerely, I will always be grateful to her for holding the House together and getting the ACA passed after the election of Scott Brown that said, she bears an enormous amount of responsibility for the current shitshow that is Dem leadership bye, Nancy, you should have retired years ago

o no o no o no

This excellently reported article makes me feel sick, not least because the regime is doing this under the cover of even more urgent and devastating cuts to programs like SNAP. Trump's attacks on science are going to be felt for a generation at least.

I feel like maybe it should just not be the job of any government to determine who is and is not a member of a free press

THIS IS SO GOOD

we’re about to find out if loving SimCity makes you a better mayor Mamdani was asked in 2002 by NY Mag what he wanted for Christmas and said SimCity 3000

oh look this guy supports medicare for all and i assume he doesn't have a nazi tattoo so there are options in maine just fyi

Zohran has ended his victory speech by summoning and entrapping the spirit of Andrew Cuomo in a Greater Soul Gem. The translucent former governor's mouth hangs open in a pained howl as he writhes within the jewel, but makes no sound.

hey, another round of applause for @lindseyboylan.bsky.social, who has taken very significant risks and flack for being the first to come forward with stories about what an abusive POS Cuomo is. She's the one who started these dominoes a-topplin'. Thank you.

if you're ever Photoshopping your own face into the smoke of the Twin Towers, Adobe should have a pop-up that says "are you sure that whatever it is you're doing is a good idea"

“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN

Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.

TELL THEM

Who is going to remind Alan Dershowitz of his promise

MAMDANI CAME OUT TO JA RULE "NEW YORK" AND IMMEDIATELY QUOTED EUGENE DEBS

california democrats hire this queen immediately

The lib moms are drawing steel and swearing terrible oaths The lib dads are wearing pride shirts and telling people “you’ll have to get through me” I overheard a grandma use the phrase “those motherfuckers“ So many nonpartisan apolitical regular folks are _mad_.

this is the most successful a CIA officer has been at toppling a government in years.

If Mamdani wins, then there will be no Christmas. Everyone will be converted and forced to pray to the Time Cube.

searched for "man wearing chainmail" stock photos and got this

Unbelievable acts of athletic prowess

on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people

Cheney should have died in The Hague, not surrounded by his loved ones, Nancy.

thank you for the outpouring of support! those of us laid off from Teen Vogue yesterday are now sharing our GoFundMe to help us cover our emergency expenses now that we've lost our incomes, as we get back on our feet.

Oh, Dick Cheney died? Well-- *sees Bluesky mod around corner* What's really important is championing the open protocol.

One of our country's greatest war criminals just died, the president is arguing with himself about whether or not to let 40 million people starve, and there is an actual courtroom drama about a five dollar footlong. How are any of us supposed to maintain emotional regulation.

All day, many of you have been asking for a Cheney obituary from me. Get ready:

Fuck me. That's some fucken writing right there. defector.com/dick-cheney-...

if you want to know what happened to Teen Vogue yesterday, my work wife @allegrak.bsky.social — who ran our politics section for 6 years until this past June — said it all in this. can't even pull out a favorite part til I sign my separation letter lol, just read the whole thing.

hug your war criminals a little tighter today

May his name be blotted out and forgotten. May the names of the innocents slaughtered for his greed live on forever.

HELL YES THIS IS GREAT NEWS! Congratulations, @theflytrapmedia.com!

thank you for all the support; the statement from our union is now live here with some more reporting. now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.

This is a disaster. The Teen Vogue politics team has been consistently really really good, honestly some of the best political coverage available.

THEY SAY: NOBODY SHOULD BE KILLED FOR THEIR POLITICAL BELIEFS... THEN THEY SAY: EVERY CHILD IN GAZA IS A POTENTIAL TERRORIST. WHAT KIND OF DOUBLE STANDARDS ARE THESE??

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“recorded throwing a sandwich at a federal officer at point-blank range.” Point blank. Damn. Imagine the even greater damage this sandwich would have done if it’d been a contact shot.

Toaran is the mascot of the Tokyo Sakura Tram. His head is a tram, and his body is the beautiful flowers blooming along the railway line.

“Oh poor people can buy popsicles with food stamps” shut the fuck up the government gives perverts a trillion dollars in government money each year for pervert factories for billionaires the fucking popsicles are none of your fuckin business

I get why it’s confusing, but “everything an LLM says is a lie, including the truth” is, I think, a good frame for dealing with them.

Go fuck yourself

I am seeing the posts about American healthcare premiums going up 5x and more. And I want to gather my Canadians and folks who have universal healthcare and let you know that Americans know their system is broken. You don't need to tell them that right now.

The women married to fascists are usually also fascists. They weren't "tricked" into being with these people. They chose them.

Fuck Rockstar Games

i genuinely cannot stand actual european elites condescendingly explaining american public opinion to americans. reminds me of when some british lady IRL tried to tell me she understood southerners better than i ever could, a southerner who lives in the south.

my happiness would kill them so I shove joy like a knife into my own heart over and over #SaturdayPoem