10:29pm going back for more bread

Right. Come on then. We're All Sweden Aren't We.

14yo made bread rolls in school today, they're decent enough, bit doughy in the middle, great result for a young lad's first attempt. Now, listen.

Next time I'm in town I'm going to the Brown Bear, ordering a pint of bitter, and drinking it at the bar scrolling on my phone. Fuck Humphrey 😎

Listening to a podcast about the Rationalist movement, Effective Altruists, and the Zizians, and my god these are the most dogshit mediocre thinkers of all of human history. They're dogshit, but also, as a bonus they're super annoying.

Exit light Enter night Take my hand Morocco beat the Netherlands

Sir Andrew Burnham KC is only going along with this so he can cancel it on day one of his premiership and sack Obergruppenführer Mahmood at the same time for a popularity bump

My schadenfreude gag got a crylaugh emoji response from a legitimate German, so my work here is essentially done

Oh god I'm so happy. If only the Germans had a word for this sensation.

Jajajajajajaaaaaa haha! Lmao

Jesus Christ!

Jeepers

Oh god come on

Get in

Rot! Klar rot!

Incredible work by the casting director to get the world's least charismatic man in as the expert referee / var whisperer. Bravo

ooh interessant

How on earth do you leave that great big deutsch cunt unmarked at the back post

Der Mannschaft! Sehr lustig!

HYDRATION BREAK

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NORFOLK UNDEFEATED NORFOLK UNDEFEATABLE RAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH

I worry, because there is only so much room in the Sheffield and Tinsley canal, and if it gets filled with these fucking things, there will be no room for boats, fish, herons, etc

Latest @bloodwork.show Week in Violence about the ongoing downfall of Sir Kier Starmer KC is essential listening. Furious and, brutally ironically, forensic.

Harold Kane (coward) dropping deep because he's fed up of watching the game from big Jose Cordoba's pocket

Absolutely cursèd St George's cross in the crowd, Norwich badge in one corner, Wisbech written across the middle. Wisbech! That's fucking fenland Cambridgeshire, you should be supporting whatever fuckin swamp team you've got out there. Fucking Peterborough or something, not the yellows. Jesus.

We had a short sharp rain and it has made it MUCH WORSE the humidity is a gorillion percent

What losing a beef against a much more talented rapper does to a mf

I'd like George Russell a bit more if he allowed the Norfolk accent I'm sure he's very familiar with to come through sometimes.

Worth considering, when doing as Richard Gervais asks here, and remembering who wrote The Office, that Stephen Merchant has written a load of other things that were funny and maybe even good, and Gervais has written a load of other things that were, variously: cruel, not funny, boring, mean-spirited

Just idly thinking about several million UK households simultaneously turning on 1-2 kWh aircon systems and running them all day. Probably be fine. It'll just work. Yeah.

Leaning my head out of the passenger side window like a dang hound to get a cool breeze while mrs cf drives

Correct

Offside. Not offsides. Offside. No ess at the end, not a plural. Off. Side. Offside.

France terrifying tbh

A breeze has come in and it smells really asphalt-y. Have we hit peak melty road?

As is traditional for a Friday, I’m attempting to sell my drawings to the general public. Timeless Beefcake, Lear in the Storm, Cone Jimmy and the rabbits and feet have just been added here, the sort of ‘pure drawings’ section, there is nice stuff here. thanks x www.chloecumming.com/almost-drawi...

Standing by the stove. Three burners on. Fuck my life.

“my passion is graphic design”

Just tried to move my mouse and the mouse pointer wouldn't respond and when I looked at the mouse it was my earbuds case, I haven't even got a mouse for this laptop, ask me anything

No, you're a wet bulb

Listen to @bloodwork.show

I've just heard on the BBC news the words "... restrictions on the sale and consumption of alcohol because of the heatwave ..." France. I don't know how well that will go there, but I was worried for a bit

Ecuador boys at the side of the pitch desperate, desperate to run on. I fucking love football

Ecuador coach is that geezer who got smacked in the face by a goose on that rollercoaster

Oh. Schade.

Imagine if Bill Pencils started aircon y'allposting

Fully just laying on the floor with Comrade Fan pointing at my bollocks now