Behind the Bastards episodes on Jimmy Savile have told me that when I briefly lived in Leeds my house was just five minutes walk from the house Savile was born and brought up in. Streetview shows that there's a kids' trampoline in the front yard now. Not sure i'd want my kids in that house tbh.

Still no ban. Perhaps if I make it a little less vague by explaining that Aaron Rodericks is banning people who point out that he, Aaron Rodericks, the bsky head of trust and safety, was liking porn skeets from his work account.

I love women so much we're gonna make it

Just been to do my democratic duty. Eat shit Labour.

Ecca Vandal. Scratching all the good spots in my brain.

Dawkins spending his entire career berating basically pretty normal people for being so stupid as to believe in God and then immediately giving himself Roko's Basilisk Derangement Syndrome after talking to the AI catgirl waifus is just the funniest shit.

So. You need to make sure your thumb is placed safely, not over the area of the fingers that you're striking with, and definitely not tucked under your fingers - that'll break your own thumb. Strike so the first two fingers, near the first joint hit first. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I saw this and thought, yeah, they should make a British Falling Down, and then I realised they already made a British Falling Down

we are on the precipice of something beautiful

Gonna pivot to a staunchly partisan pro-keith position post the local elections, because I don't think losing the locals then getting sacked is enough, I want him to lose massively at a general. Gonna call him The Real Absolute Boy and everything. See if arsenal win the CL? Pro-Keith memes aplenty.

Good morning. Here's a drawing my daughter did yesterday of Robert C. Baker, inventor of the chicken nugget. A personal hero of hers.

I wish labour and all their supporters a happy eat shit today.

No ban, but that could be either because I was too coy about the fruitiness or because bans only get handed out when transes say that Aaron Rodericks liked a very fruity post on here. Maybe it's simply that Aaron Rodericks—who let's not forget liked a very fruity skeet on here—doesn't like trans ppl

your post was classified as a serious boo boo, adding four goofs to your account, which elevates your permanent record to a gold bungle. we're putting you in the no no zone for a week

Haven't heard The Owl for ages but tonight The Owl is going crazy. Looked it up on Merlin - it's a tawny.

They were on a cruise => they're 65+ => they will "self isolate" for 12 to 18 hours absolute maximum => they'll be down the garden centre soon "because it's outdoors, it's safe" => the cafe will be indoors => it will be busy => outbreak

Just carved a hunk of cheddar off the block in the fridge for a late night nibble. Where did it all go so right?

I'm hearing the mods are so sensitive that you can catch poster's gaol just for mentioning the fact that Aaron Rodericks liked a rather fruity skeet. I'm being a little bit coy with the nature of the fruitiness as a test. But it's a bit precious isn't it? The liking of the skeet is verifiable fact.

for a party that records new lows on a daily basis, this truly is a new low

I made the (brave) decision to google "brown recluse spider bite" and with respect to kyle rittenhouse all i have to say is: lol, lmao, good luck with that bozo

I don't know who needs to know this but Margate Crab Museum sell bright pink death metal logo t-shirts.

🎶 Once upon a time, I was falling in love But now I'm only falling apart There's nothing I can do It's an obstructional shart 🎶

“I was having a fascinating conversation with the proud father of Norfolk's most sun-tanned child. Just passed his details on to the Social Services.”

It would appear that your man Ball here expects us to believe that The Times published an article making false statements of fact about his posting on 4chan and 8chan, under *HIS OWN* byline, and that if you believe the article, which he wrote, that's bad faith on *your* part. Jimmy. Come on.

Guy who has blithely fucked it so hard and so thoroughly that everyone is angry at his politics: now is not the time for the politics of anger

Having reached the champions league final arsenal now have absolutely no excuses for blatantly throwing the game against west ham at the weekend. They have to do this or they love tottenham, there is no other possibility

It’s National Cartoonist Day. So here again, for those who might need a reminder, is the best cartoon ever made. By B. Kliban.

Birb people! Is it too late to put a nest box out for the songbirbs? Eldest has made one in tech and brought it home

Hilarious how, to borrow rightwing parlance I hate, how much of a snowflake this dipshit is. Do not inform me about morals and ethics because I am a delicate sensitive flower, do not tell me it's important to consider anything, I will not have my digital slave suggest I am not superior to everything

I googled the "it's fun to take a trip put acid in your veins" sample from 1000 Homo DJs' Supernaut, and fair to say the "AI" "assistant" took a swing and a miss. Lay it on me!

He's got 'em here. Ol' william pencil has finally found the holy grail: right wing hypocrisy. It's over for them, just a matter of time.

Because the chance of psychic annihilation from proximity to a 50yo estate agent man on cocaine is too high

The snooker's a bit good

Unfortunate to launch this latest foray into Serious Poasting at the same time as ongoing cloutgoblin william pencil is occupying 98% of all site bandwidth

Don't think the massive strategic brains of the Labour Right will sell out a generation or more kids' educations for the possibility of a single digit polling bump? Well, it ain't like it's *their* kids' educations. Their kids will be just fine. It's only *your* kids affected here.

I think it is *very* important to understand what this is. Yes, yes, it is slop merchants seeking a market, but it is more fundamental than that. It is AI creators and investors, together, seeking their bag holder. Investors have been spunking hundreds of billions into OpenAI and Anthropic, and

Heard about a kid called Kyza yesterday. Pronounced like Kaiser.

Polymarket book on the first ten words being a dirty lie insider trading through the roof nailed on certainty

Brief public service announcement that if you were planning on properly observing this wank holiday monday there are just seven and a half hours left to rub one out

I am hearing that on his deathbed Rudy "America's Mayor" Giuliani received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

Important to note that they won't do this, even if they win a historic majority. Not because of some rule of law or a sustained resistance or anything like that, but because of reform's inherent competence gap. Have you seen reform politicians? They have three (3) shrewd media operators, and that

This is lazy and not joined-up thinking which has failed to take into account the cost of lowering all of the shelves in the world's supermarkets. Who, pray tell, is going to kindly fetch items off the top shelves for little old ladies in your magical world of only shoearse people?

Artists: please, from the bottom of my heart, i have seen enough hot femme jar jar pictures. Society had already evolved beyond a need for hot femme jar jar pictures

Bert and Ernie should have their own show. I don't want to have to watch Sesame Street to see what they're up to. I'm not 5

Aston fucking Villa set of fucking quisling neeks, they had one very simple job, fucking hellfire

Getting on for 90 minutes now trying to get my beastly laptop to start the shitty EA skateboarding game for the kid. First update the EA app, then update the game, then start the game, then do the in-game update, then start the game again, which fails, then start the game again which crashes the pc

Why did the first three in the grand pricks have to do a lap huddled together sat on an otherwise empty massive flatbed pulled by a big truck? Is it because truck? America truck. Truck gun America. Truck. #f1

Yeehaw. Grits. Burger.