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i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable

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Free NXT wrestler name

I am not morning person I am not night person I am 4pm person you may contact me then for about 45 minutes. please and I’m sorry and thank you very much

Inventor of the GIF, hearing about Notre Dame burning: oh no the jarjoyles

Signs of life at Lake & Hennepin? Could it be?

earlier today there was a group of 10 year olds on the train saying stuff to each other like "i am 31 years old" and "i just turned 34" and laughing harder and harder each time

No, I don’t drink. The whiskey is just in case I need to get a bullet extracted from my shoulder without anesthesia in a clandestine operating room.

They finally made the milk from that hotel

@aoc.bsky.social No caption needed.

Happy Pride

Life comes at you fast

You're an inconsiderate lover, Charlie Brown.

“pride comes before the fall” - ancient gay saying to help remember pride is in the summer

INVENTOR OF THE COUCH: fuck you lava

A Muslim son of immigrants might become mayor of NYC in part because he cross endorsed and supported a Jewish candidate and Black candidate, and vice versa. It's a beautiful American story for the rest of us. A nightmare for all the right people ;) It's so New York.

The path for Democrats is very clear: have good ideas, believe in them, state them clearly, stick to them, act decisively in support of these ideas, speak to the young half of the electorate, support other democrats who do these things. Follow Mamdani and Lander's example or fade into nothingness.

Tired: Automobiles Wired: Telephone poles

found a restaurant if anyone's hungry. or thirsty I guess

one of my greatest gay bar experiences was a 70yo twink approaching me and telling me his experience living thru the AIDS epidemic and his life advice was "u gotta be a bitch" and then we danced

I sincerely regret hurting my bottom line with my careless words and I hope that you can find it in your wallet to forgive me.

Every day we stray further from God’s light, etc.

Democrats stop dying in office challenge.

Thanks Microsoft Teams for that not-at-all-chilling message 😧

Minneapolis: come for the stalwart Midwest sensibility; stay for the off-brand severance procedure.

Oh, you’re an early riser? You think that’s cool? That’s how you get worms

Sheryl Crow Venn Diagram of days to winding roads

Macrodata refinement #severance

Finally, a frozen pizza that will try to kick my ass.

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I bet the Young Bucks hate these.

imagine thinking you have kidney stones and then pissing out a tiny magic school bus

all americans know is

Has anyone tried the Lanny Poffo foot cream?

It's pretty cool that Eater put together resources for restaurants about how to handle ICE raids

become ungovernable

Our generation’s Walt Whitman is probably working at a Wendy’s right now

Valentine’s dinner vibes with @princephillip.bsky.social were immaculate, though the company moreso.

If there wasn't a Star Wars convention in 2000 called the Millenium Fall Con, we truly missed out as a species.

As the forces of hatred are on the march, my promise is this: Our trans neighbors will continue to be safe, protected, and welcome in Minnesota.

science fiction ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᶜᵒᵛᵉʳ⬇️

I KNOW some of you are horrible theater kids like myself, and I KNOW you will be interested in the news that Warners has put the entirety of Waiting for Guffman on YouTube with no ads.

whether you’re killed in cold blood or hot soup drowning is a terrible way to go

I admit it, calling n/a mixed drinks “mocktails” is better than my original name “cockfails”

Much to my relief/chagrin, they have finally replaced the local dentist's, "I've pulled over 100,000 teeth" billboard on the way to trivia.