MAGA Mike Johnson looks like Waluigi.

The graf is from Trump's petition asking SCOTUS to review his EO wiping out birthright citizenship. In the highlighted sentence let me point out two major problems. 1) The birthright citizenship clause was NOT JUST to confer US citizenship on formerly enslaved people. 1/

Fonda: "Woke just means you give a damn!!"

Damn, a screenshot of Senator Smith’s post got 102k upvotes on Reddit. It's rare for Reddit posts to top 100k. If a post has 50-60k+ upvotes, it's a ‘big deal’. Love it. 🇺🇸 @smith.senate.gov

99% of MAGA couldn’t find Argentina on a map.

Love her!

Not to be an asshole or anything but Mormons are under the Christian umbrella. I went to Catholic school for 12 years, and a nun would be offended at the suggestion and yell at me

Haha omg fair, but also rude.

Trump has dementia.

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This is going to but a picture in a textbook one day, anyway this all goes

Btw @karaswisher.bsky.social is the leader is the lesbian party.

Yo let me make it clear, I reject Ezra Klein in full. Thank you for your attention to this matter. LRR

It’s such a shame that having a massive ego doesn’t cause horrific penis cancer.

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I have faith in the US military. I believe in the integrity of our service members, generals, and veterans. I trust them not to follow illegal orders. They will not turn against the people. In times of despair, remember our military members are the best of us. Bone spurs don’t deter them.

Once again, I’d like to thank the BBC for accurately reporting US news to the American people.

Omg. Please fuck off. "We are building Grokipedia @xAI,” Musk tweeted Tuesday. “Will be a massive improvement over Wikipedia. Frankly, it is a necessary step towards the xAI goal of understanding the Universe.”

In a blistering opinion, a federal judge in Boston said the Trump administration used the threat of deportations to systematically intimidate certain campus demonstrators into silence. +1 for the people 🇺🇸

Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries don’t want the government to shut down because their donors are afraid of the stock market. These two losers continue to claim, like broken records, that democrats would be blamed for a shutdown--which historical data and current polling disprove. They’re lying.

Hegseth: "We unleash overwhelming and punishing violence on the enemy. We also don't fight with stupid rules of engagement. We untie the hands of our warfighters to intimidate, demoralize, hunt, and kill the enemies of our country. No more politically correct and overbearing rules of engagement."

Yep.

YouTube, the latest bitch asses to take a knee, paying $24 million to Trump instead of going to court and standing their ground.

I was there can confirm factuality.

We love to see it 💙

The Democratic Party is not ‘the opposition’ party. It benefits us none to pretend it can or will be one. We need to shift our perspective and see the Democratic Party as a tool. The people need to be the opposition party and use our tools. If one doesn't work, throw it out, get a new one.

I've come to the conclusion that we, the people, need to be the opposition party.

What's wild to me is that I'm still pissed off about the last (non) shutdown by Schumer that happened earlier in this storyline. But here we 👏🏻 go👏🏻 again.👏🏻

Buyers: So your games... guns and football, yes? EA: Mmhmm, mmhmm, mostly guns and football, yep. Buyers: No gay stuff? No politics we're not going to like? EA: Haha, definitely not! Hey, could you give me one sec? I just need to shut down a studio real quick. kotaku.com/report-saudi...

Also, Chansley has alleged that the National Security Agency catfished him as Michele Rodriguez, to persuade him to use his “shamanic” abilities to deal with “other-worldly matters.” Hahahahaha! Yo, this is a wild article!

‘Our movie-making business has been stolen!’ Trump declares war on foreign films ------ This is so dumb.

He's doing it to teach us all an important lesson (about Democrats!), apparently www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

America just had 6 mass shootings in 36 hours. Meanwhile…

She's a year younger than me btw

Hundreds of generals and admirals have been ordered to Virginia in the coming days, according to four defense officials who spoke to The Intercept on the condition of anonymity. The conclave of general and flag officers is unprecedented and alarming, the sources said. 🆘

Republicans are attempting to delay swearing in a recently-elected Democratic member of Congress so she can’t become the tie-breaking vote to release the Epstein files.

Yep!

Wow! More than 100,000 today on the streets of Berlin in solidarity with Palestine.

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Trump signed an executive order to "save" TikTok, while supposedly joking that he'd like to censor influencers by tweaking the algorithm so that content is "100 percent MAGA."

Fox News host Jesse Watters on the UN’s escalator and teleprompter issues: “What we need to do is either leave the UN or bomb it.”

Alex Jones is back on Youtube with a hitler moustache.

Remember when Colin Kaepernick took a knee? Wild how time flies.

Trump threatens violence from his supporters: “The radical left is causing the problems. It's gonna get worse, and it's gonna go back on them. Bad things happen when they play these games. I'll give you a little clue, the right is a lot tougher than the left. They better not get them energized.”