Has science gone too far? #GoneTooFar

It's that time of year again. Happy Michaelmas to all who celebrate. youtu.be/WDXLxpQdIUQ

“My wife went to Riyadh to see an edgy comedian” “Jimmy Carr?” “No, she went of her own accord”

Don’t think much of your shrubbery, mate.

This only happens to you once

Over a million signatories now.

Impressive numbers considering it only went up yesterday. Suspect it will hit a million signatories sometime this afternoon. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

Just wait till they introduce ego and superego cards

A moment of high drama in Doctor Who as the Master menaces a cherry bakewell

Reposting as ever for the bridge and tunnel crowd - 84% funded so COME AND JOIN OUR CONVOY ACROSS THE USA*. *does not ship to the USA. www.kickstarter.com/projects/dav...

I'm responsible for the programme and T-shirt if you are attending.

Nearly got raptured, lads.

Finally getting around to watching Culloden. It’s insanely brilliant. The hand held reportage style is so wonderful. From 1964! Why aren’t history dramas and documentaries done like this more often? Or ever? It’s superb.

Alien: Earth (N. Hawley and others, 2025)

I will repost this EVERY TIME I SEE IT 🐅❤️

Off for a full day of #DoctorWho nonsense at the BFI tomorrow starting at 10am. Do say hello if you’re there and spot me twatting about between screenings etc #drwho

Coming soon from @christhebarker.bsky.social and me...

It be Talk Like A Pirate Day so here be Pirate Bob to do his annual thing for ye. Thank you @ericidle.bsky.social for making this happen. ♓🐟💖 youtu.be/_ACyZIXkHq0?...

Happy Talk like Robert Newton as Long John Silver day.

Even Satan takes a nap in the afternoon.

Very gothic steps total today.

Sex, cake and the quest to be the 'perfect' housewife. Laura Wade's 'Home, I'm Darling', winner of the 2019 Olivier Award for Best New Comedy, is the latest addition to our Modern Classics series, featuring a new introduction by Tamara Harvey. https://bit.ly/3IJdGOT

youtu.be/X5ZiwNMByuI I always had a lot of respect for Pete Murray after seeing this.

So I guess that horribly unfunny cackling man who fluffed the evil man’s hair back in the day is still allowed to be on the telly for some reason.

Roses are red Bolsonaro is ill

Robert Redford used his immense fame to shape the entire landscape of independent cinema. He was a true titan.

When I find myself in times of trouble Ellen Ripley comes to me Speaking words of wisdom I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure.

Yes

Genuinely a lovely thing.

Oh that hurts 😱👴😭

Jack Thorne has been named the new president of the Writers’ Guild of Great Britain 👇

This is fantastic news.

Proud to announce this is on in Stratford next spring. The brilliant Mark Gatiss in the title role, and the brilliant Sean Linnen directing. Brecht’s savage satire about how democracy can be eaten alive is unfortunately very timely.

Despite easily being the most British fighting vehicle ever developed, the mock-Tudor AT-AT programme was sadly cancelled due to budgetary concerns

I have been watching FOUNDATION Season 1, entirely unrecognisable from the beloved Kate Nash source material

Gene-edited pancreatic cells have been transplanted into a patient with type 1 diabetes for the first time. They produced insulin for months without the patient needing to take immunosuppressants. www.wired.com/story/no-mor...

Arthur Askey appeared on both John Logie Baird's experimental broadcasts, and the last series of Swap Shop

You, boy! What did you write in Epstein's birthday book?

The painted over Banksy Mural now looks like a silhouette of an episode of ‘Bottom’ where Richie is attacking Eddie and Eddie is defending himself with a TV aerial

The Oscar winning The Cat Concerto (1947) is an utterly perfect work of art. It pleases me it’s on the cover muchly.

***ANNOUNCEMENT*** Coming on December 2nd on Blu-ray in the US from #WarnerArchive: #TomAndJerry The Golden Era Anthology 1940-1958! A Six-Disc Deluxe Collection (6 BD-50) Audio specs: DTS-HD MA 2.0 Mono and Stereo Aspect Ratio: 16x9 1.37:1 and 16x9 2.35:1 Letterbox Subtitles ENGLISH SDH

I think if you listen to a podcast with fake AI people saying AI generated words you are functionally dead, you are basically a phone to me at that point

Wallis Simpson could have heard The Chicken Song from Spitting Image.

Message here for Banksy.

This frontispiece in my book just made me laugh a lot. Is this Buddhist reincarnation, or some other form of afterlife?

As I've been watching the new season of The Bear, something's been hovering in the corner of my mind. And I've just figured out what it is. If the lemmings from Lemmings were human... They would look like this

Hahahabahahabaha

About to about to go on and the backdrop is by the one and only @happytoast.co.uk