If you make a billion dollars — or $500 million or even $100 million dollars — and you keep trying to make more, then there is something seriously wrong with you. It's a mental illness akin to hoarding or drug addiction.

lol!

“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.” Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻

We’re just innocent men

It's hilarious when a TV couple has sex because after, when they're talking, the woman covers her chest with bedsheets like "That's enough titties for you tonight, Craig"

This caracal is going to eat the person filming, and I fully support that decision...

♫ But I would walk 500 miles ♫ ♫ And I would walk 500 more ♫

Women of low merit spotted at Disney World! Mickey and friends will be taking action to round them up and throw them out! It's what Walt would have wanted!

This never fails to fool all the dumb ones. It’s worked for centuries now.

The ever expanding Lego collection means another Billy bookcase has been purchased...

My should-be-entirely-non-controversial position is that any personal assets over, say, $500 million should be taxed at about 90%, and if you're genuinely opposed to that, why? What human being needs that much money? Or more than that? Capitalism is a sickness.

I've been getting the Lego Star Wars Lego Advent Calendar pretty much every year since they started doing them. This year's is shaping up to be a bit of a naff one...

Movies you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

men describing pregnancy: it's not a big deal, your body was naturally designed for it women describing pregnancy: yeah 7 of my toenails fell off, my liver and spleen switched places, my lung fell out of my butthole, and I began seeing an entity known only as "the shadow lady"

As the wife says... We have declared Christmas...

Chat gpt is not a search engine. Chat gpt is not a confidant. Chat gpt is not your friend. Chat gpt is not a reliable source. Chat gpt is not real. Chat gpt is not real. Chat gpt is not real!

Puppy Meet Cat…. Then 💕 Happy CaturDogDay

Is it very petty to block someone because they keep calling Lego 'Legos' on my timeline? Asking for a petty little bitch.

Christmas tree up and decorated. Fairy lights on the book shelves. Christmas Lego deployed. Arthur Christmas watched for the first time this year... We're festive!

The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow

The fuck is this? Fuck off fake Tesco bot! Back in your lane!

Had a parcel coming. Got an email from Royal Mail with a delivery window... 12:30 - 19:30. Waited in. For 7 hours. Nothing arrived. Left the house at 19:45 to do the Tesco shop. Got a failed deliver attempt email at 20.02. Fuck you Royal Mail. Fuck you right in the fucking arse!

The fuck is a FIFA peace prize?

i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse

You’ll Be OK

Introducing @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social to Agador Spartacus...

I see the seasonal 'Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie' bollocks has been dragged out again... Fuck me! Some people just need to piss on other people's chips don't they... Just let people enjoy what they enjoy in whatever way brings them pleasure.

If LLM data centres that serve generative AI platforms were erased from the Earth… …we’d be fine. They prop up nothing of essential value we can’t do ourselves. If we let them proliferate for a generation, we may lose institutional expertise.

Nooooooooooooo!

Christmas shopping

This is Bear. He is in charge of supervising Thanksgiving dinner preparation. Appointed himself to the role, but takes it very seriously. 14/10 (TT: emileebellant)

Seen some absolutely bat's arse crazy bizzare takes on Pluribus (should that be Plur1bus?) which basically boil down to "I don't like Carol because she's a grumpy woman so she's the baddie" and it's messed up. I, for one, fucking love Carol Sturka. She's a fantastic character & a fucking legend!

I'm pretty tired... Age verification is a tool for control/ deny access later AI dependance retraining peoples brains to teach them how to think - long term being swayed to buy a product or vote or be more malleable Subscriptions in everything so we own nothing People are not products.

Here are my top 10 dogs carrying big sticks!

We’re just normal men

I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw. ( Also a good excuse for an #art study )

Beware anyone who loudly labels themselves a "truth-teller."

Hallmark Christmas movies and similar ilk have no idea what Christmas spirit is beyond red flag laden man gets the girl he really doesn't deserve. Said girl really should have run away screaming during the first 20 minutes of the film...

Not restricted only to Netflix... Fetch quest after fetch quest after fetch quest...

You may have got the idea from some of my recent rebleets, but seriously, fuck A.I.!

While on tour promoting 'Wake Up Dead Man', Rian Johnson goes off on AI for “making everything worse in every single way.” bit.ly/47UBPfH

The one where the guy hears his child's heartbeat for the first time over the phone. Then asks Gemini to explain pregnancy... Does he call his parents or friends to share the news? Any human being? Nope. He asks AI about pregnancy.

The CDC now cites a ‘67% increased risk of Asperger’s’ from the Danish aluminum study to justify ‘further investigation.’ The actual study of 1.2 million children found NO increased autism risk. My deep dive into the study and these claims: vaccinateyourfamily.org/explaining-t...

It just occurred to me, as someone who used to work in a HIPPA compliant office, that Google's Gmail changes have almost certainly broken every significant privacy law in every country in the world instantaneously.

Look, I can't fully explain it but this billboard lawyer somehow looks like a combination of every DS9 character and I will not be moved on this