If one of my favorite people is on the list - if one of my FAMILY MEMBERS is on the list - I will be very sad as I disown and disavow them for life. Can't help but notice that this question gets asked by cult members who wrongly believe that everyone else is also in a cult.

Re: Epstein’s emails

Just saw the Fallout Season 2 trailer and if anyone needs me I'll be looking into ways of cryogenically freezing myself until the show comes out

I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.

Just sent a manuscript to my agents to see if they think it'll sell. Now I will proceed to pace anxiously for the next month or so, as one does

This is a moral issue, and anyone framing it as a team issue is showing their shocking lack of morality. I DGAF what party anyone claims: if they hurt kids, throw their asses in prison.

Harmony is ace but accepting of everybody's kinks, she just wants you to be safe. Jessie is openly a BDSM switch, currently dating a half-demon, and their idea of foreplay is beating the shit out of each other to see who wins. Supernatural healing factors: useful in many exciting ways!

When search-and-replace spam doesn't quite work: "Been tracking storm‑island and occult witch‑academy boards on Pinterest, and Firebreak has the exact hook those readers are searching for, storm‑tossed island, killer mermaids, pyromancy tomboy, witch academy."

the NYT fomented a trans-eliminationist moral panic to run cover for the ascendancy of powerful pedophile fascists

I researched this for the Daniel Faust novels and, just like Dan says, no. Victims are LESS likely to become offenders than anyone else.

2015. While the New York Times was leading the HER EMAILS charge, they had this information and covered it up.

As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.

Of all the stupid fucking sci-fi dystopias to live in, we got Robocop. No flying cars, no cyberspace, just OCP badly running everything and a bunch of shitty tech that doesn't actually work

I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!

Just for laughs...

You considered her joke to be a death threat. So...if someone seriously threatens my life on this app, I can expect a one-month delay before you do anything about it? Not sure this is the impression you intended to give.

TFW they test the building's fire alarm just as I'm holding a large glass of ice water over my lap. Brisk! Refreshing! Not recommended!

Kinda fun that the endgame of QAnon was turning the government over to pedophiles

spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"

Just finished THE LONG WAY DOWN by @craigschaeferbooks.com. I really enjoyed the first Daniel Faust novel and think it nicely sits between Hellblazer and The Dresden Files for darkness. I also think Caitlin the Succubus is awesome. I bought two of my friends copies for $2.99. Will read the rest.

This Masterclass ad is breaking my brain. Like back when I subbed, years ago, it was this app where you could learn about cooking and shit. New ad: "YOU'RE ALREADY PLAYING OFFICE POLITICS. AND YOU'RE LOSING. UNDERSTAND THIS: POWER MUST BE TAKEN AND THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE LEARNING IN THIS CLASS."

It's audio release day! Susannah Jones brought her talents to Firebreak, book two of the Castaways saga, and I'm so pleased to share it with y'all.

Joyce Carol Oates should say he can't do backflips off the roof next

For Your Frog Only Weirdos are Forever

"I run {reader community}, a group of over 1,000 readers" All I can picture is Daniel Faust shaking his head in disgust. "You're going to get back in that room, and PROOF-READ YOUR SCAM. Honestly. Can we get some professionalism in here?"

Authors, Beware! There's a firm called "ClaimsHero" doing aggressive social media outreach claiming to "help" you file to get $ in the Anthropic class action. In fact, it's a bait-and-switch, they are luring authors to sign up with them, then OPTING THEM OUT of the class action so they'll get zilch.

Well, it was nice having health care for a while there. Guess I'll die, lol.

"I'm so, so tired of ads for Ozempic, Viagra, and AI garbage, please give me something else" A finger on the monkey's paw curls "Draft Kings is your number one destination for every sport!"

This is going to be a "take an edible and play Warcraft" kind of afternoon after work. The world is on fire but I have a cute draenei and she needs cute outfits.

I think a number of press outlets badly want there to be a groundswell of anti-trans feeling, because the ownership/senior editorial of those papers have absolutely cooked their own brains on transphobia. It seems to be largely an elite psychosis!

Mamdani is going to implement Daria law. Beavis and Butthead seen sweating nervously in Staten Island.

Between "excited to play Battlefield 6" only for EA to sell out to the Saudis, and "excited to play Arc Raiders" only for it to use genAI...I'm saving lots of money on unbought games this season, at least. Be great if the industry could suck a little less kthx bye

The audio adaptation of Firebreak (narrated by the fabulous Susannah Jones) is coming this Tuesday, the 11th, and it's up for pre-order now! (And editing on book three has begun, so we're firing on all cylinders over here.)

Just managed to chop onions, get fumes in my eyes and then, while still stinging from that, accidentally rubbed jalapeno juice into a paper cut. Welcome, this is Accidental Masochism Kitchen, and I'm your host--

40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion

I will confess that I had no idea taco soup was a thing, and after looking up a recipe, I now know what I'm making for dinner tomorrow night. Still no progress on my gaming backlog though

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

Launching a new ongoing story on Patreon today: Survive the Night, a slasher-movie nightmare. The first three chapters are up and unlocked for everybody to check out, if you're so inclined. It's going to be a long Halloween night.

If I had access to ChatGPT as a teenager, I would almost certainly be dead right now.

Launching my new Patreon story later today, so of course I was up most of the night with nervousness-induced insomnia because OMG WHAT IF THEY HATE IT. Ron Perlman voice: "Flop sweat. Flop sweat never changes."

These ChatGPT spam emails kill me, because they're based on the blurb and inevitably get the details hilariously wrong. "As I read Castaways, I was especially drawn to the moment Amy first steps into the Saunders Academy, that eerie sense of wonder mixed with foreboding as the storm rages outside."

Today, we are all sandwiches, and we are guilty only of being delicious.

If you haven't checked out Nebula, Amy's Dead-End Dreamhouse is great, and there's a ton of other excellent stuff on there too.

It's trying to take on human form. As Invader Zim taught us: more organs means more human.

I feel like if you’re a witch and you catch a witchy vibe and the weather is lovely and stormy you should be allowed to call off work and do witch stuff

Know what you or I would get if 10% of our income came from scams? Prison time.

Who says: “I’m going to post on 8Chan because I want to ‘meet people where they are’”? Who says: “Hey, I created an account on the Daily Stormer message board because I don’t want to ‘cede that space to the other side’”? No one says this because it’s stupid – so why does anyone say this about X?

Talking to a friend about Lumibricks vs Lego: "My only complaint is that Lumibricks minifigs don't have butt holes. I mean, a hole, in their butt. Like if you want to pose one in a chair, normally you'd stick a peg up their butt to keep them in place…I am not doing a good job of explaining this."

AI destroys your brain. We HAVE TONS OF PHOTOS of McDonalds in the 70s. There is absolutely no reason to fake this shit. But clankers would prefer this to doing five minutes (at most) of actual research

This has been the strategy for the last couple of years: persuade governments to give money, because there's no way to make money commercially, due to the fact that this stuff has no real use. So lobbyists, gifts, straight-out bribery of politicians are what's left.