i would never let my child start a band named Cherry Poppin Daddies

Hi, please give what you can

9-9-6: 9 chicken wings 9 beers 6 mg of xanax

i love da soviet movies

democrats have been playing dead in your faces for decades and they are not going to stop now or anytime soon

The Nice Guys cannot and the Nice Guys shall not, the Nice Guys will not win

I hate those coy gender-neutral bathroom signs that are like a question mark or an alien. I love gender-neutral bathrooms with no signs at all but are so nasty and scary-looking that gender need not be addressed. all you need to be is brave

Vladimir Lenin on vacation in Gorki with a dog named Ayda, 1922

ICE has been holding a disabled Black man for a year! Rodney Taylor is a double amputee who was days away from receiving new prosthetic legs when ICE took him. He’s been denied his prosthetics & placed in solitary. His health is declining. Public outrage might save his life. Say his name:

She did win "softest fur" for 2025 when Maddie came to visit

Dusya study

Every time Shurik sits next to me waiting to watch cat TV I think it's so funny til I'm reminded why I probably shouldn't let them watch it on my laptop

livejournal was a weird time

This is all stupid bullshit but I remain pretty disgusted at how things like marriage and having children are treated like Xbox achievements instead of actually loving and caring for someone else. Yeah I’m going to work 70 hours a week but definitely need a spouse, her name is Beth or something idk

he can and he is! run bitch, run!

Help Valerie vibe!

looking thru pictures of when i worked at universal studios and having a mini meltdown remembering this horrible thing peeking out over at me whenever i would drive into the employee parking lot

The graphic is misleading. These were already two separate photos.

many such cases

The plan.

looking thru pictures of when i worked at universal studios and having a mini meltdown remembering this horrible thing peeking out over at me whenever i would drive into the employee parking lot

when will trans women adopt Captain as one of their own the way they have with Kurt Cobain

i worked briefly at universal studios and during orientation we had to walk around the harry potter land bc the store was still being built. i had to sit out the one ride bc i couldn't fit comfortably in the cab. i shouldn't have been surprised, the fatphobia was in the books too

livejournal was a weird time

Cringe is made up. Become the vinyl record guy. Collect ceramic figurines of cats. Hike mountains while only speaking Finnish. Life is a lot more fun when you let yourself be weird and follow your whims.

Kasumigaunya, a white cat, is the mascot for Kasumigaura City, home to Japan’s second largest lake. The lake is on his head, and his ears are sailboats.

listen here you stupid leftoid, if you just voted blue in 2024, ICE would be ruining the lives of immigrant families quietly and efficiently in a way where we wouldn't have to hear about it on the news

this being a daft grift aside, it's so funny to me how the Brits refer to gov't plans as 'schemes'. entire nation of treacherous viziers

love how every pundits response to this shit is just uwu don't fight back you're no better than them just let them waste or disappear you!

literally all of the sidewalks in my neighborhood are slick with ice so just crossing the street anywhere becomes a roll of the dice. neat!

capitalists are evil greedy swine who use their money and connections to buy influence, fork found in kitchen

There is a thing called the ICE List which tracks ICE activity and identifies ICE agents 🧊👇

If you ignored the warnings of the anti-war and 9/11 truth movements in the 2000s, YOU killed Alex Pretti & everyone else ICE has murdered, also literally more than a million overseas. YOU. Not non-voters, not socialists. It's YOU, fucking "Dems are good enough," head-in-sand, shitlib motherfuckers

a bold strategy on digiorno's part, the cookies are meant to distract you from how terrible their pizza is

the imperial boomerang, border edition

Liberals are never gonna listen to anything to their left bc they love capitalism and want to preserve it, which is why they hate communists and why they will help the fascists the first chance they get, hope this helps

Liberals and fascist apologia go together like a pig in shit, liberals will form a "right wing podcast listening club for left leaning people" before they'll ever crack open Marx or Lenin, or hell...before they'll even join a ML reading club to "get out of their comfort zone"

Starting a “right-wing music listening club for left-leaning people” it’s called Unfortunately These Are The Metal Album Releases This Week

You know how ICE is using city cameras to track people? Well did you know you can view those cameras too? that's how they got around needing a warrant. Anyone can access it. So if say, ICE shows up in your town you could literally track them and post accurate location information.

lets add more reasons to stop wasting our time on democrats, they will not stop ICE, they will continue to fund it & they will continue these bullshit half measures while doing nothing as they always do WE DO NOT NEED DEMS, WE NEED TO FORM OUR OWN VANGUARD LEFT PARTY OUTSIDE OF THESE FASCISTS

Calling transphobia a 'gateway drug' to the far right undersells it. It's pure accelerant. Grimly fascinating to guess what crankery becomes any famous transphobe's secondary obsession, cos they all have one: 15 minute cities are fascism! Grok noncing is cool! ICE are good! We should kill all dogs!

now bojangles has these biscuits

Been sick for a week and unsurprisingly that means I get to enjoy a negative account cause all I could do was medicate and sleep. Any help is always appreciated. Links are in bio.

You don't have to be a nazi to be happy for Vance but it helps