I'm telling you that that world doesn't exist. Either we're all safe, or none of us are safe. Kimmel and Colbert and jokes cannot save you from what's coming. You need the people that you won't fight for, to fight for you. But one-way solidarity ain't it.

I like Jimmy Kimmel. I really do. I have no issues with him. I'm talking about something very different. Kimmel was only suspended. But he's back now. Karen Attiah and all the other Black journalists are still fired. Y'all do know how to fight, when you want to. But you don't really want to. 🤷🏿‍♂️

i am seriously begging democrats to bring the same smoke to this story that they brought to jimmy kimmel being indefinitely suspended

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just a quiet day in the Lustre household with @roxylustre.bsky.social

My hair is currently gigantic

Rapture you say? How about enraptured?

You like it rough and deep?~ 😳🥵

In our latest edition of #newfetishunlocked...? 💪SQUEEZING INTO TIGHT CLOTHES AFTER 20LB #WEIGHTGAIN💪 I may not be able to wear this stuff in public anymore, but I can still show them off for you ;-) Links in comments! 🔗👇 #cameltoe #hairy #bushsky #curvy #nsfwsky #bigass #thickthighs

Happy Autumn 🍂

NEW mayoral poll from Suffolk University, conducted Sept. 16-18, with a 4.4% margin of error: www.suffolk.edu/-/media/suff... Zohran Mamdani - 45% Andrew Cuomo - 25% Curtis Sliwa - 9% Eric Adams - 8%

Set your alarms. 9pm eastern tonight youtu.be/5tYdoEtPYUM?...

Disney+ subscribers coming back after the boycott only to find that Disney is now raising prices

Today would have been Ray Charles’ 95th birthday. This duet we sang for my 1981 CBS special was an all-time highlight of my career! You are missed.

Internet Outage Forces Public Into Street To Voice Their Inane Opinions

Cooking Class Instructor Can Already Tell Which Couples Signed Up Based On Marriage Counselor’s Recommendation https://theonion.com/cooking-class-instructor-can-already-tell-which-couples-1819579255/

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles

Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work https://theonion.com/relaxing-tea-better-fucking-work-1819579209/

Netanyahu: ‘These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’

BREAKING: Incomprehensible Shouting Named Official U.S. Language

Report: U.S. Still Leads World With Highest Density Of Kevins https://theonion.com/report-u-s-still-leads-world-with-highest-density-of-1819576406/

Ben & Jerry’s Cofounder Resigns Over Censorship https://theonion.com/ben-jerrys-cofounder-resigns-over-censorship/

Second-Grade Teacher Overhyping Third Grade https://theonion.com/second-grade-teacher-overhyping-third-grade-1819566659/

Republicans Distract From Epstein Controversy By Each Sharing Most Embarrassing Moment Of Life https://theonion.com/republicans-distract-from-epstein-controversy-by-each-sharing-most-embarrassing-moment-of-life/

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Kash Patel https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-kash-patel/

This App Turns Your Photos into Music If You Want to Do That For Some Reason

Pathetic AI Chatbot Spends All Its Time Talking To Friendless Loser

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

Gallica 🧚‍♀️

It’s likely that this happened to them, in which case, again, this should be much bigger news. We can’t just disappear thousands of people without notifying anyone www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

The administration is not powerful enough to crack down on all opposition to fascism. In all likelihood, this is chiefly a performative measure intended to intimidate people. It will only be possible to impose fascist control on this society as a whole if people stop resisting. Keep fighting. 🏴

Confirmation that Trump will be signing an executive order designating "antifa"—i.e., opposition to fascism—as "a domestic terrorist organization." What this will mean concretely has yet to be seen. For now, read this guide to preparing communities to endure repression: crimethinc.com/Safeguarding

It's Autumn! It's Over the Garden Wall season!

Rotund bunny boy Commission for @nonosquid.bsky.social

"How do you like my latest order, kitten?~" Another one for @commthrowaway.bsky.social!

Hey there, being trans,indigenous and unemployed blows ass right now, doing my best to sell my sexy babes but still need to make ends meet. So any help would rock even if you can’t buy an adopt. Eternally grateful for RTs on this and adopts 🥲

I LOVE LUXRAYYYYYYY

Our winner for September on subscribestar! Cyneric left to the whims of trapped tentacles.

The Emperor, in all his glory~ #OC: #Kourei (He / They) // #pregnancy #pregnant #pregnantart #pregkink #mpreg #bustyboy #furry

Daily bunny no.3086 unearths a tome

if you'd like to learn more my podcast spent a year on the book of revelations! we're doing the gospel of luke now. it's nicer patreon.com/meakoopa

Testing some of the new enemies. #wendigoblue #pixelart #gamedev #screenshotsaturday #gamemaker