there was someone in the gym bathroom stall talking and i heard him say “no, E.T. is telepathically. no I’m not mad at you. He started out as a cartoon” and when he came out he wasn’t on the phone

We've had a medical event hit our family taking away our main income and I cannot get enough freelance and gig work right now to make ends meet. If you've ever enjoyed anything I've created, a quick SMALL tip would mean a world of difference the next couple months as we get our feet under us again

if you believe fully autonomous robot butlers are just over the horizon you are actually one of the dumbest motherfuckers alive and we should take your money from you so we can put it towards something worthwhile

In case you live under a rock or something www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_62...

You might like this archive, The Living New Deal, which has an interactive map you can browse to check out extant (or now gone) New Deal Works across the states. livingnewdeal.org

The WPA is my roman empire

[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives

Worked hard today so I treated myself to a sushi dinner. Miso soup and hot green tea on a drizzly Hawaiian evening feels incredibly relaxing.

The enduring Japanese love of classic Country Western makes me so happy youtube.com/shorts/9jNhy...

Zohran has ended his victory speech by summoning and entrapping the spirit of Andrew Cuomo in a Greater Soul Gem. The translucent former governor's mouth hangs open in a pained howl as he writhes within the jewel, but makes no sound.

Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.

lol lmao even

"people"

🧵

YES

"Person who received an important call right when they were about to eat" x.com/dailyportalz...

"The owner of a cafe in an traditional Japanese house that is only open two days a week yet somehow never goes out of business" x.com/dailyportalz...

from 2003

that's the power of love🥰 #backtothefuture

Clark Kent tweeting:

“YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE CUKES!”

A question which would stump any of them, if asked repeatedly: "why"

Post your grunts! My anti-Catachans, who im looking forward to getting back to once ultramarine fever has been sated

American Kappa whose head is full of diet coke instead of spring water.

Marigold

#rkggk Gigi Grem Hoodie

It’s his day.

I have the ability to eat bread and cheese and stare into a fire for basically an unlimited amount of time and for this I think I would have made a good peasant

Naughty children get the soup

Reuploading a classic to Bluesky, Forgive me god.

Happy Halloween everyone

“If social media dies where will people get their news?” Well.

wdym you’re the fruit plate from the 16th inning of the dodgers game

so costco does calzones now and that's a fuckin' nap wrapped in bread fuckin' supreme pizza hot pocket as big as my damn head

mf doom lyric ass

new OC design, Mira, a ghost who haunts a cursed LaserDisc

Made Japanese style hamburger steaks with a demiglace sauce with steamed broccoli last night, very tasty esp. partially steamed in red wine.

Exciting cross cultural events are happening at walmart

10 games to get to know me

It's spelled "Grokipaedia"

Living in the society where brick and mortar game stores are putting out Quisling pro fascist game slop posts, not a fan!

they're literally the only thing you can buy at 7/11 that a union soldier would recognize

ARBY'S CASHIER: Yo! You look old and weak. What's good OLD MAN: I wanna big heap shit. Same going out as coming in. CASHIER: One order hog fattener grade arby's roof rabbit, is that gonna be big boy or bitch boy OLD MAN: Big boy. Cook it to leather too CASHIER: We don't cook it any other way brother

Trump, haunted by the vengeful spirits of the people he's gotten killed, builds eternally on his cursed ballroom with stairs and doors that go nowhere to try to keep them from finding him.

phenomenal

We’ll always have the SUMMERJAMZ like Dick Kicker. youtu.be/qHL2Cpb1618?...