so who’s self destructive narcissism are we enabling today

me blissfully ignoring important vital free speech from an account with a display name like "The Human Resources Zionist" while Jack, rolling deep on ayahuasca at a Marin County silent retreat, briefly glimpses me in the noösphere and crumples in pain like Superman getting hit with a kryptonite ray

It actually kicks ass how much the people who run this site hate the people who use it. Just constant seething meltdowns over having to put up with a bunch of artists, furries, and trans people instead of crypto-hustlers and AI guys making Linkedin-tier posts. I'm glad they're miserable, frankly

My Dinner With Racial Jake

Running for Congress on a platform of sneaking into Polymarket HQ and unplugging all their stuff. Overflow crowds at a local Knights of Columbus hall roar with delight as I promise to pour Florida's Natural Grapefruit Juice (with pulp) into the USB-C port of every computer in the damn place.

We spent time watching television: Saturday morning cartoons are a major distraction for him, a sacred ritual that can only be interrupted under the most extreme circumstances. (1966)

ok

JDPON Don adding Climate Stalin to his resume

lole

benjamin netanyahu: kamala i just bombed iran. youre now at war with iran

Reposting this one for no reason at all

really love the font choice for net here that's the edge the internet needs back

Holy crapoly

cool cool

(todd Rundgren voice) 🎶 I don’t wanna work / I just wanna forge on my sovereign blade 🎵

From Michele McPhee's Twitter: "In my new story about the 9/11 cover-up centered in Southern California I talk about how President ⁦Obama⁩ vetoed legislation that allowed the 9/11 Families to sue the Saudis. It appears Epstein played a role through the White House counsel [Kathryn Ruemmler]."

it can be safely said that everything I learned about global petrochemical logistics I learned against my will while wondering if it will mean the death of me and everyone I care about

me in my junior year Folklore & Mythology tutorial

freier? I hardly know 'er

I asked Ron about his involvement with Roswell. He assured me he knew a man who did radiation tests on the crashed material: “It was amazing. He had a piece as large as this room, and he could lift it with one hand! The fellow is afraid to talk about it.” (5 Mar 1990)

indescribably based

Operation This Is Gonna Take A While

this dog sat across from me in the train and the whole ride I tried to get him to look at me. he finally did after 1.5 hr

>Your dead army spouse's personal effects have been left on your front porch >Do you wish to tip your driver

rumors of more than a thousand fascist US troops dead 👍🥳🎉

boy that Jon Stewart is a real disgusting piece of shit huh

Irene Montero: No woman has ever been freed by American bombs or illegal aggression — Not in Syria. Not in Iraq. Not in Afghanistan. It will not happen in Iran either When they want to sell their oil wars, their wars for profit, their imperial wars — they hide behind women’s rights to justify them

I would like to get 4-5 people together once a week to roll dice and curse each other but it's apparently fucking impossible

We passed Mount Shasta, the sacred mountain, a legendary volcano covered with eternal snows. The landscape was magnificent as the storm turned savage. On the way back we drove through Redding and Red Bluff, a region I only knew from the UFO literature. (1972)

they're fucking monsters

I'm so glad this evil woman will never get her real face back. I hope she looks in the mirror every morning for the rest of her life and sees her failed maga career represented oh so poetically by her busted Maga face job.

this is spinning up the particle beam at Discourse CERN, we're all gonna end up in a parallel universe

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Breaking News: Turns out a SHOCKING number of dumb soldiers are nazis.

I mean it. I don't like saying people will swing, but they will get Noem. There's already talk about money. You can't shoot a dog. And someone will come out of the woodwork and say, "Well, what about the people." Sure. But you can't shoot a dog. People remember that.

whew

anti-Americanism is gonna be such a great thing for left-wing parties worldwide

One must imagine John le Carré blowing his fucking brains out

what is the role of professional sports in a capitalist society

"screaming panic" inside the White House? I will refer you to my previous communique below:

向中华人民共和国的同志们问好。你们能否在新英格兰建立一个代理社会主义共和国，并雇佣我来策划一个宣传博物馆？

lol we're gonna be caving each other's heads in for moldy bread in six months

if you thought gambling on the housing market was bad, wait until you see gambling on gambling on the petrodollar

he should have picked Nancy Mace

As George Orwell once said “If I pull my shit out this whole room get dark! I’m not scared of you motherfuckers” and he was wearing a big Mondrian patterned cross color shirt and big high waisted jeans with an airbrushed picture of his own face on the right leg,