the future is just going to be armies of senile geriatrics flinging drones at each other

we're gonna be saying this guy's name in the same tones as Andrew Johnson and George McClellan in 100 years

December, 1978. The chill wind awaits you outside the Stop & Shop. You glumly finish your shopping and desultorily flip through the tabloids and astrology rags at the register. Your eyes go out of focus and you ask yourself how they published it so quickly. The letters "CIA" do not even occur to you

had another depersonalization/derealization episode yesterday, felt fuckin great

I've now seen two references to government/Pentagon personnel trying essentially to ransom the children of immigrants by telling them they can gain citizenship for their parents by joining the armed forces/national guard We're apparently now in our fucking Janissary era which is a very good sign

this is pretty much all that needs to be said imho

Harvey Keitel in Bad Lieutenant is one of the all-time performances in cinema history

smoked too much of that whiskey friday kush now i’m “in da okoupil”

DFW was prescient in a lot of ways but the one short story of his that puts them all to shame as dark prophecy is "The Suffering Channel"

call me María Machado because I’m celebrating troop dispositions pointed at my own country

SATURDAY! Join us for another showcase raid train -- an all day event promoting Pa La Raza compilation album! Proceeds go towards those who have been affected by the LA County ICE raids. Let's help them sell some albums! sayno2pendejos.bandcamp.com

Old Bari Weiss tweet

I really want to thank Kyrsten Sinema for keeping the mood light this week

the THC really isn't working anymore, lol

Every single small town in America used to have a movie house, you absolute fucking dullard

I'm Spartacus!

fuck yeah the clam box

that rich friend's name? John Barron

Sitting at Denny’s. The round light fixtures reflected on the windows simulate a squadron of flying saucers in the blue sky of Mendocino County. In the orchards workers are pruning the pear trees for the new season. (1982)

I will be THRILLED if the President destroys NATO, that's a fuckin no-brainer

it sure seems like the Pedophiles In Charge Of The World reaaaaally want to make sure their serfs are illiterate and innumerate doesn't it

ever catch a look at yourself in the mirror and just go to yourself, "brother, you look like absolute SHIT"

welp, time to take my meds

35 or so years ago, someone scanned in their cassette insert for Cocteau Twins' Victorialand, dialed up to and uploaded it to a bulletin board system, and today it shows up on Bluesky sorry but I think that's fucking beautiful

Whisk Entertainment Fridays

hey by the way we were just joking about the roundly-mocked Whiskey Friday concept we spent millions of dollars on. obviously we arent going to do that. unless you like it? ok no yeah it was a goof. moron ha

Idly thinking about starting doing some freelance teaching—history, literature, media and culture, politics, etc. etc.—and wondering if people would be interested in ponying up high two-figures to $100 for a 4-session course from me

"What about the global nature of this phenomenon?" I brought up the French cases, the landings, and the humanoid sightings. They were not interested. "It's none of our business if a Martian shakes hands with a baker in Brittany. Our responsibility is limited to reports from U.S. citizens." (1964)

how will i get my motivational successories posters about the superiority of the white race from the agriculture department now

Night Blooming Jasmine ❤️

“Honey. Come here. I just saw the police beat the shit out of a minister on tv, maybe we should stop being racist”

That famous liberal protest tactic of letting them beat you up and kill you until they realize the error of their ways and start to feel bad about it

it should not surprise anybody who follows my work that I wrote a bunch more songs last year. (Peter Balkan was written in 2024.) Here's one we're releasing early in honor of Bob Weir. Enjoy -- we're donating proceeds to the American Cancer Society. themountaingoats.bandcamp.com/track/going-...

Maybe think of this next time, before you give the peace prize to a very obviously bent fash crank baying for America to invade her country, depose its government and put her in charge

“Given the history of intrafeminist conflict, Lewis suggests, it’s time we gave up the comforting myth that feminism is always and everywhere a force for good.” In n+1’s Winter 2026 issue: coeditor @dtortorici.bsky.social on Sophie Lewis’s ENEMY FEMINISMS. www.nplusonemag.com/issue-52/rev...

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Right before I woke up I was in a dream where I was trying to explain to someone why Generation X was fascist and the crux of my argument had to do with how much television we watched while our parents worked and I know this strays dangerously close to "drinking from the hose" bullshit but still

Oh, you do good graphic design? Is it 'obscure early 2000s Japanese ambient easy-listening album' good?

Oh no don't put me on the list of people who hate the violent buffoons that everyone else hates

i think stancil should be apologizing to everyone he argued with about the IDF bombing that hospital now that the imperial boomerang has come back to our city

Things are very bad right now! But my upcoming @cinejourneys.bsky.social, "The Birth of Cinephilia" (Jan 27-Feb 17) is designed w/that in mind. Though focused on France in the 50s-60s, the class is designed as an object lesson meant for digital cinephiles (1/2) cinejourneys.com/the-birth-of...

(deeeep breath) Ahem. I never thought I would have to share my real life identity like this, but as very few of you already know, for the last 20 years this account has been run by me: Tiffany Trump. And I break my silence to share news of the death tonight of my own father, the wicked Donald Trump.

It's also so fun how this all is happening at the Absolutely Most Scienfically-Proven Suicidey Time of Year, lol, lmao

so much bad scary stuff has happened in the last three weeks it feels like April 2020

Pinnacle human achievement right here