stay sippin', Pokey

TRIP REPORT wearing the mask from The Mask 00:00 Putting on the mask 00:01 Already hitting. Playing honky tonk piano with 5 arms. 00:12 Bouncing around like flubber […] 03:50 Omg finally saw a mirror. Why is my head so big. Kids are yelling "John Fetterman" 03:51 it won't come off it won't come OFF

been thinking about graham platner in light of justin fairfax, and yeah democrats explicitly recruit potential murderers because that's the job

AT THE HEART OF MODERN CULTURE, A NIGHTMARISH VOID Me, in @currentaffairs.bsky.social www.currentaffairs.org/news/the-ban...

I look forward to many US pig soldiers dying of easily-treatable diseases thus further weakening this demon empire unto collapse

I wonder if the reason I've spent most of April in bed depressed and scared to go outside is because I got COVID six years ago this month and it utterly fucked up my life 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

It is hard to get people interested in learning about cool shit anymore, mostly because nowadays every single person's everyday lives are a constant waking nightmare where mere survival into tomorrow comes at the cost of severe, continuous, repeated, existential traumatization

It was powerful to see those huge piles of Oakleys outside of the Woke 2 camps

Jeffrey Epstein's Zorro Ranch baby farm was set up to sell designer offspring to misogynistic tech oligarchs who can't get their employees to agree to carrying their seed.

Sec. Hegseth: "It's Just Gay" To Require Our Warriors To Wash Hands After Using The Bathroom

The medieval student clerk was historically and literarily liminal, bursting through social, religious, economic—and, as a literary stock character, genre—conventions with a youthful energy that was paradoxically both rude/earthy and courtly

everyone's got the classic 7 social media accounts to separate their personas: main account, "normal" account for coworkers, horny/depression account, politics account, politics account (troll), account exclusively for spying on your exes, and the most secret of all: real movie opinions account

1999 flashba

kinda shit a cruel callous demiurge who created us to entertain him with our heartrending trauma and suffering would say tbqh

maxie-world's largest goose, sumner, missouri, 1988

This Boards of Canada marketing campaign is getting out of hand

The interests of the bourgeoisie demand the embellishment of capitalism and the concealment of the gulf that divides the classes. The interests of the proletariat demand the exposure of capitalism and of the exploitation of wage-labour

whew

sushi..... COMPED

I like to picture the guy who retweets this with four different Ted McGinley roles

Steve coming in hot with these and 100% correct

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that's SO little money, lol I mean, it goes further in the oyster bars and Objectivist cafés Budapest obviously

I've been listening to so much Boards of Canada this week I thought maybe I'd left it on in another tab

this looks like a satirical image from The Onion

getting super stoned and reading schizo shit that makes me paranoid not my smartest 4/20 move ever

4/20: a day for vaping too much, getting paranoid, and hiding under a blanket

you know, Eric Roberts was surprisingly good in this

watch this Lise, you can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half

finding out Argentinians are eating burro meat and edible bark right now makes me damn sure that when The Famine comes to America, people are gonna be eating their neighbors' pets for sure to get their precious meat I mean, let's hope it stops at pets

We must carry His spirit. It is time

Troubling reaction posted just now to today's news. Can someone who knows Alex irl check in?

eating lunch at an establishment called "The Feisty Greek" and wondering if I could start a competing restaurant called "The Manic Depressive Italian"

mental health absolutely fucking cratering over here, no hope of recovery

breaking: Angry Keir Starmer now Crying Keir Starmer

the PM being visibly mocked by parliament has confirmed Britain is Open for Banter, and it’s good Actually

I've largely lost my ability to trust personally and professionally and while it's cost me dearly at least I'll never be hurt again

if I have to watch video of that dancing AIPAC moron one more fucking time

real ones know

People with bad takes who are Boots Riley acolytes got me all riled up on the other side this morning. It’s a very dangerous thing we find ourselves doing a lining and expressing values through what we consume

[Felix-Biederman-as-gormless-Charlie-Brooker voice] "...wot if... wot if ya computah made you gamble on mass casualty events, like"

thanks to @baddantakes.bsky.social for the inspiration for this, one of the first memes I've put together since shuttering the Steely Dan Memetics Lab

onh onh onh [mouth pop]