nice to know all those 1980s outreach commercials during G.I. Joe and Transformers where the Mormons would try to encourage us little pagan Catholic mackerel-snapping blighters to be polite and kind and understanding in a white-ass Wonder Bread kind of way were utterly wasted, lol

noooo! we're christian nationalists too! we believe that jesus made the consitution, we dropped the mormon nickname, we put jesus in the logo, we're talking about ministries, we changed the website to "churchofjesuschrist.org", we still hate the lgbts, we advocate for republican policies! noooooo!

that "morey's pier" logotype is FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE

early reports indicate the vampire fans are eating well this season

thinkin bout her

nw:

Screwworm and Alpha Gal, sounds like an anarcho-primitivist super-duo

you know what film made absolutely ZERO impact, passed from memory UTTERLY unmourned, and will NOT be rediscovered as a cult or sleeper hit in 20 years? Ridley Scott's Napoleon

Failsons have always been here

I hope all my lovely Anne Rice pervert oomfies are enjoying their Super Bowl tonight, call me when the Replimoids show up

I found a list of slang from the 30s. A rich/important guy was called "a big butter and egg man" and I'm going to start saying that immediately

Condolences to Barack Obama. These ones were his favs.

plus ça change

I wrote this

you have never looked more like a mark than when you got emotional over What’s Happening At 60 Minutes

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you're surprised that 60 Minutes tried to make protesters look like criminals? shut the fuck up, liberal. fuck you. eat shit you easily-led piggie

Every public appearance he makes in front of a crowd of thousands has the stakes of a 42-year-old heavyweight, experiencing tremors and early-onset dementia, climbing into the ring against a hungry 23-year-old contender

A gleaming Donald Trump hits "the Blanka pose" during a TV interview. Electricity pops and sizzles visibly around his heaving form as he prepares to complain about the way he is talked about on television.

they've set the Verhoevenmeter too high

"Lenin is alive, Leninism wins", Soviet Georgian poster, 1960

Scott Pelley is the new Robert Mueller

the minute, the absolute fucking SECOND you make an effort to make working people's lives better, people see they have Other Options On How To Live and that they can actually take direct action collectively to seize that better life and better world

the surest sign there is global revolutionary potential in movements like AMLO-Sheinbaumism and insurgent indigenous movements in South America is the fact that every fucking Western media and intel op is currently aligned to shut up news of their success getting out

clearest "let them fight" in human fucking history

feels like the kinda lazy Sunday where I'm hitting the indica pen and watching my Rockford Files DVDs in bed

oh weird the pick-me gusano who wrote this op-ed got an MA and PhD from university of chicago

500 years from now they're gonna put this quote on the cover of a history of the years 2014—2026 in Amerikkka

least sexually- and religiously-confused Billy Joel fan

Oh, while I was gone we published three great pieces at @wearethemutants.com, you should check them out

imagine banning a Poster this fuckin good

kinda shit I drop in the Disco before going afk for 18 hours

now that I'm back from a seven-day ban my first official action back is to officially curse the New York Knickerbockers

guess who's back

was I the only one who reread The Colour out of Space after the meteor

imagine Gentle Giant's crossover '80s hit in the other timeline, just THINK about that

Tremendous. Bluesky is a safe space, where I can share my love for the pop-prog sounds of Asia

"Heat of the Moment" is a fucking monster In the Top 10 of my pop music early MTV childhood, no question It's funny how much post-prog I got slammed in my ears at the age of 7

Asia's self-titled debut LP is $3.00 at my local record store and Cocteau Twins' Blue Bell Knoll LP is $40; guess which one I'm listening to tonight

lots of great stuff in this thread but this screen is the one that'll stay burned in my retinas for a while

maine’s state flag should just say “we send nothing but losers to congress and expect to be called quirky for it. also we elected roy lepage twice” and the drawing is a pilgrim on his knees reaching into a toilet

you want a real socialist to run for Senate: I'm here to tell you that all They're ever gonna give you is men like Fetterman and Platner

....oh he's a PHILANDERING Nazi

I can picture this person's avi clear as fucking day

Some personal financial news

one should hit the bargain bins at one's local record store or thrift market once every six months only, so as to effect crop rotation