Just divide by zero who gives a shit anymore

Grok is so much worse than you think.

the other day my 8yo said Spanish was his third language. then he counted "uno, dos, tres..." all the way up to "nueve" and then said "uh, i forget." i said "diez?" and this kid straight up replied "diez nuts"

everyone gets to own one house. every house you try and own (or already own) after has you taxed into oblivion. this is a policy that would win every election in australia, but our political class is entirely compromised, so 🤷

The Devil: I am prepared to offer you a Faustian bargain…. Faust: I’m sure it’s fine that you’re calling it that

Deja vu

Seeing Zohran instantly getting a bunch of shit done in like a week makes you realize that politicians could always do that on some level if they wanted it bad enough and very few of them actually do.

What I hate most about gen Ai is how it takes away the effort. When I saw art before, I knew that even if it shitty and bad, i could tell that there was someone who worked hard to make it happen. It’s why shit like The Room got popular, because you could see the earnest effort on display.

Cryptic New Laundry Room Rule Hints At Tale Of Bizarre Infraction https://theonion.com/cryptic-new-laundry-room-rule-hints-at-tale-of-bizarre-1819579613/

Reminder: If it’s not an RSS syndicated audio program, it’s not a podcast

historically accurate☑️

Why did they call them cigars and not bigarettes?

Your own Personal Pizza

Nazis invading north just before the winter sets in. I seem to remember this going well in the past, right? "History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme"

ME: [extremely burnt out] I need to take the day off to relax ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive

I have mastered the technique of pressing the lever so I almost always get a pellet and rarely shocked

For an embarrassingly long time I thought Vincent D'Onofrio had written a hauntingly beautiful tweet about the protagonist of Nier: Automata

I think about this post all the time

um, hey guys it almost seems like some of those who work forces are the same that burn crosses.

Exactly the sort of content I want on this site. Mine is the mighty Waikato

No notes All the power and love to @cathywilcox.bsky.social

sauvignon bloc

New dating strategy just dropped

I think about this quote from the Luddite movement all the time

For years people made fun of big tech for inventing things that already exist and they responded with their magnum opus: inventing fascism. Incredible work

There’s only two types of hyperspace in sci-fi. Stars Go Fast or Looking Out Window Makes You Insane

15-25 year old me: tee hee i love all the deaths in the final destination movies 40 year old me: this is what happens when you get rid of regulations and oversight. Everything is shoddily built and they’re cutting corners

when you get an influx of new followers, always remember to post your most insane takes and/or feral hornyposting, in order to cull the weak

I am not a sports enjoyed, but I'm glad to see people enjoying/commiserating sports on this website. A sign of a healthy posting ecosystem

Heheh get kissed idiot

running a double-blind experiment to see if listening to alternative rock increases brain activity. half of the test subjects will be listening to the cure, and the other half will be given placebo

Man, a meter running from Apathy to Mania is real mood right now.

Alan What's youtube.com/shorts/LDUAm...

this survey HAD to have been made by someone who doesn't want AI in discord because there are clear ways to actually express how much you don't want it as a user doubt the decision makers will actually listen but worth filling it out anyway, it's super fast

Your timeline needs the cleansing energy of a video where it seems like something bad is going to happen but then it's actually just two lil friends having a nice lil time

X salvage continued, had to save this banger from @molleindustria.org

A nuance I feel is being somewhat lost in discussion around Larian's use or non-use of genAI is that the way Swen is talking here bears all the hallmarks of a CEO who does not realize that his employees have been Handling him in the way employees have always Handled dumbfuck top-down directives

Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.

I've reached out to two 80's hardcore punk bands for lyrics licensing requests through their labels, telling them about #KeepingTime and my budget. Both times, the guys came back with, "nah go ahead, use it for free." Punk's not dead. In fact, they're still out there, being radically kind.

i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs

Why is it called overnight oats and not *cold-brew porridge*?

more daily play games where the url is also the title imo enclose.horse Day 9 🥈 Great 🥈 86%