because this is something I had to explain to someone just now: it might take a little longer than you’re used to to get a response from your Persian translator right now

does anyone know which dialogue option to pick to skip the cutscene when the waiter asks “have you dined with us before?”

This is a "papers please" "English is the official language" "eat slop and be grateful" "disappear the unhoused" "women are second class" "don't learn real history" "local FBI office" government and we really cannot afford to be smug about other countries' slide to open fascism, Aotearoa

Meanwhile

idk chris, I feel like “chuck” and “mary” sound like they probably come from somewhere that has its own struggles with homelessness and are not as shocked as you think to see it here too

my opinion is that crocodile bikes should either be called croc bikes or crocodile bicycles. pick a lane

BREAKING: The United States of America will temporarily reopen as a Spirit Halloween

NJ lawmakers introduce the FUCK ICE Act. The bill "permits civil action for violations of US Constitution related to immigration enforcement."

an argument for ai I hadn’t heard before this morning is “I’m not a fast enough typist” and I threw up in my mouth a bit

couldn’t move my arm in my dream and when I woke up it was all pins and needles, which means I woke myself up by going to sleep?

me n the boys out 2nite getn absolutely fkn wuthered bro

my autistic ass: *asks normal question* colleague: *friendly response* my autistic ass (walking away): ah, another positive interaction! colleague (walking away): yet another horrible clash with the worst person in the world who should be fired immediately, I’ll go tell everyone

2026 basically

garfieldian jihad now

I had big dreams of getting things done today but Kira wanted to snooze on me forever. at one point I got up to fold some washing and she unfolded the same t-shirt three times

Put a little cryptic for your weekend up on My Crossword! "Faint leek? (4,4)" "Reconcile band with their iconic look (4,3,4,2)" "A TV detective following twisty shock for cold case? (10)" www.mycrossword.co.uk/cryptic/3121

Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)

“You taught me language and my profit on’t is I know how to curse” — The Tempest, I.2

"I forced the shape of English onto resisting tongues and then dared to call it 'broken.'"

who called it a cloaca and not a galah opening

someone already made the Bad Bunny album cover on Animal Crossing

The pronoun labeler, which was by far the most useful labeler on the site, was deleted by its creator. But thanks to @ripperoni.com there’s a new one available. I highly recommend it. It’s a great way to share your pronouns or see someone else’s pronouns at a glance. bsky.app/profile/pron...

fuck discord I’m going back to a dial-up bbs in my friend’s closet

It gets better: because the show is set in a theatre, there is a third fourth wall, between a muppet on stage and a muppet in the audience. The best part is that most of the wall-breaks happen “backstage”…

this photo is probably the most accurate depiction of the coalition government ever released

There is an even sadder six-word story.

This is actually extremely gracious, as now any commentator who laughs on-mic can plausibly claim they are just pronouncing her name in strict accordance with her wishes.

Chi Lewis-Parry furiously skimming the BONE TEMPLE dialogue with a highlighter and going "what the fuck"

Honestly, just embarrassing. 🤦‍♀️ #nzpol

cursed croquembouche

if you’re cold, she’s cold. let her in-a your window-oh-oh

one of the things I loved about The Martian (the book) was how careful the science was. I haven’t read Project Hail Mary but I just saw the trailer and there’s a computer screen warning of “excessive centrifugal force” so I’m a bit 🤔

shirley “the bone” temple

Union workers solved the trolley problem, you're welcome

A Shitpost Named Desire

you gotta be careful how you ask someone if they wanna go to the bone temple. good luck out there everyone

This is so well written. 💔

I know I’ve made it because everyone at the corner dairy calls me “dear”, even the men

okay yes: 1 like = 1 thing I like about movies

look I know that seeing ads is the price I pay for a lot of my interactions with the internet but can ads at least come with a button I can click to say “yes I know about this, I bought it two weeks ago when you showed me, it’s a good idea, the ads worked, can I have a little rest please”

fox news

how much of Big Night (1996) can I get away with counting as a single scene?

Let's remember Judith Collins for that time Danyl performed the Voight-Kampff test on her to prove it was actually her running her Twitter account.

this mf misspelled “only”

Kira’s new drinking fountain advertises “three ways to drink!” but she has of course discovered a fourth, which is to bat at the water with her paw and lick the water off that

mrw when some tech bro bozo with carpal tunnel & a fucked up neck starts ranting about how sex workers are selling their bodies:

w/ alt-txt

Sucker Punch might be the canonical example

[intentionally slamming my shopping trolley into two preppers in full camo at the supermarket] oh sorry, didn’t see you there