You guys I’m gettin some weird ads

ben folds five is how you get ben ten

you have folded your last five, ben

Exit light Enter night Take my hand Morocco beat the Netherlands

sorry and all but having this guy present science awards is like having the hamburglar handing out michelin stars

in a pre-police society, “I don’t want my daughter taking up with a soldier” was ACAB and should be applauded as such

I would humbly make the argument that Fitzwilliam Darcy wasn't intentionally standoffish and rude; old boy just had the autism.

You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. It's already 4PM and you haven't even started.

dick suck, who played for both teams in 69

i’m at the fascist rally i’m at the climate disaster i’m at the combination fascist rally and climate disaster

I now can't find the post linking to this so: TIL there was a real life and extended Tortoise/Achilles-HiFi-dialogue event

I just got an ad for an ai FAN FICTION GENERATOR for fuck’s sake

I’m calling this “vice signalling”: behaviour that has no practical purpose beyond letting people know you’re a bigot and a bit of a cunt besides.

The co-working space is very insistent on putting gender markers on their functionally homogeneous, single cubicle bathrooms, despite how easy it is to peel vinyl stickers off doors.

Thank you for your questions. The answers are (a) it's the longest day of the year and (b) because it's the summer solstice.

at the office they have the printer set up so you can email your print job rather than messing around with network settings and drivers. so I guess please consider the environment before emailing this printer

Pixar Screenwriters: In our movie we invented the Lilypad as a cautionary tale Disney Company: At long last, we have created the Lilypad from upcoming Pixar movie Don’t Play with the Lilypad

[text from Neil's dad] Neil, cut de grass. ty son

These should only be used for bringing outside food and drink into the theaters

hot singles? in my area? it’s more likely than you think

Without downloading new pics, what is it like to date or be married to you?

man, this cold is really kicking my ass

Preemptive post:

watching Nemesis on Netflix, people really out here trying to remake Heat (1995)

How is this stuff getting worse???

*getting broken up with* Is this AI?

scurvalicious my food is not nutritious at sea for thirty-seven weeks you can’t survive on fishes

overheard: “he did a ninety-seven percently good australian accent” every day we stray further from god’s light

you know, you hear a lotta talk about underappreciated actors, but I think even in those conversations, Toby Huss is criminally underrepresented

cool cool cool just normal

“did you have a rewards card at all?” yes. I had a rewards card thirty-one percent

toronto? oh you mean where the hawaiian pizza was invented?

toad the wet wet wet sprocket

the the who

this snake is judging the shit out of you. you know what you did

Saw some of those down Courtney in the morning yesterday and some additions on the way back

OpenAI Announces Construction Of New Data Center On Top Of Sick Child

"Pathetic..."

idea: travel-timers. they experience space linearly (like a train) but can move through time at will. is this anything

listen. can you hear that. that’s the sound of known cruise ship lover rt hon christopher luxon being very relaxed about the possibility of hantavirus making its way to new zealand before november

the year is 2026. a penile implant surgeon that runs a YouTube series called Erection Connection has been chosen by the Trump administration to handle the hantavirus outbreak. we’re all going to die.

Someone trying to sell NZ First on trademe #nzpol

“Are they a proud people?” - my wife, just now, about Juggalos

“That doesn’t reflect a permanently higher rate of borrowing,” Luxon said. “We’ll need to get the balance right in the years ahead, as we rebuild our fiscal buffers.” —a man who knows he’s in for a drubbing at the polls and is determined to leave the system as fucked as possible for the next govt

just invented the hand of glory hole, where the mummified dick of a hanged criminal pokes out and you can use it as a candle to curse your enemy’s sex life

just rewatched I Am Legend and it strikes me that it must be a real problem if you’re making a “sole survivor” movie to have to spoil the ending by putting multiple names on the poster

john desayuno

werner herzog’s eat pray love

david cronenberg’s beauty and the beast