TikTok shop is like if every Avon and Mary Kay lady had a QVC studio in their house

Never mind. I don’t see myself ever crashing out as hard as Simon Rosenberg. That took this fear completely out of my anxiety rotation. Now I can’t say a centrist Dem never did anything for me.

MORMONS: look its very clear that God and his established authority on the earth, do not have the power to actually influence sporting events. Thats why BYU doesn't win anything important. That would be way too hard POPE (roller skating backwards while eating a hot dog) not that hard

I am not here for Europeans telling me Americans don't know how crazy things are. The Nazis are killing people over here at the moment so we're busy but thanks for the input. I had hoped for solidarity but I suppose I'll have to settle for sneering condescension instead.

Explain this one, fanboys 🤦‍♂️ #nintendo

This is a thread

Last two guys left in a village after the Black Death rolls through “Just think what the lower demand will do to the price of eggs!”

Thanks, #ShowCasey! Grow a crab's clubhouse into a thriving community hub and uproot the island's monster veggie problem in #Moonshell_Island, a cozy action adventure comin' to PC and console... eventually! #rpg #gamedev #pixelart Wishlist the game: s.team/a/1629660

It’s important to understand we need to have this as our Government or taxes could be raised on the 500 wealthiest people by 6%

Saw the new zootopia movie and, boy, that city sure has a lot of problems with shadowy government conspiracies to foment racist pogroms

I have way more faith in Martin finishing his series than I do Rothfuss and I have zero faith in Martin

Know, oh princex, that between the years when the oceans drank Friendster and the GeoCitites, and the years of the rise of the Bots of Xitter, there was an Age undreamed of, when shining communities lay spread across G+ like blue mantles beneath the stars… Hither game #SundayAMSwords…

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imagine waking up and all you have to do is scurry through the woods and make weird noises. pretty cool right? WRONG. I've been doing that for the past 6 months and my wife has left me

you know Silicon Valley has lost the juice because it hasn’t occurred to any of them that they could use robot dogs to re-create Terry Pratchett’s autonomous luggage that both carries your stuff and brutalizes your enemies

it’s also a total lack of empathy for some, but otherwise it’s just partisan psychology doing its thing, so i try not to get too exasperated. but it is frustrating because the clock is ticking.

you can immediately tell who on here has personally suffered because of this regime and who has not. almost invariably, the people defending democratic leadership at this juncture are the latter. it’s not real to them yet

An important concept to ordinary Americans is the "lack of specialness." You aren't special. No one gets to be special. And if you think you're special you're wrong, and a piece of shit. Very wealthy and powerful people, though, are very, very special, and deserve your respect and deference.

Most of the Black people in the US still live in the south. Of the counties in the US with majority Black populations, the majority are in the south. When you hear someone talking like this, they are being racist as fuck and telling you to write off Black southerners.

I’ll never get tired of this ad at our local indie theater 😂

Hey, it’s your neighbor posting on Nextdoor. I know you’ll be shocked to hear this considering my posts from last week, the week before that, and every week prior, but my cat is missing. I swear he never does this

So on this fundraising campaign the DFL launched yesterday and is receiving critiques for today, I want to say a couple of things. 1. I work in fundraising and Simon is creating a PR crisis. That should be simple enough to understand. And 2. The delineation of funds needs to be clarified.

📺 Final Fantasy IX // PlayStation // PVM-1354Q via component

Gorgeous little comic with a call for similar work at the end. 💙

tbh I was talking to my sister recently and had a "wow there's a whole other world out there" when she asked me if Zojirushi kitchenware is any good

aside from work stuff, i mostly use social media to look at funny videos of dogs and subreddits about nail polish. you would not BELIEVE what the lacqueristas are getting up to over there, the anti-ICE nail art is flooding the feed.

foolish millennials. you have committed the crucial error of being older than 30. we will not make the same mistake

New addition to my POTBRR sketchbook

I don’t mean to brag, but @alyssaharad.bsky.social just dropped off two bags of pretty amazing cookies at my house. ❤️💙❤️

This isn’t a movie, this is how we’re all gonna live for a long time.

When I am god empress of the universe people whose devices make noise in public will be flogged

To add on to this, because Erin's getting a lot of "ugh, then what CAN we say?" in the comments: the problem is not a naughty list of banned words to be replaced by approved synonyms. The problem is that general "intelligence" as a concept is largely incoherent and only useful for eugenics.

All these other cities are like “we’d do x, y, and z to ICE, we’d be way more badass than Minneapolis” and as a Minneapolitan I have to tell you this is a weird fucking thing to be competitive about, it is an absolute hell and a really bleak thing to be fantasy role playing.

It's not. I haven't cleaned out my freezer in months and it's just a big mess. My mom misses her extra freezer and the paper grocery ads.

an important reminder that you are in charge of computer. any time computer seems to contradict this, turn something off.

Part of the way social media makes people crazy is notifying them of every single damn thing. Turn it all off. Look at the site when you want to. Never, ever allow it to make your phone make noise. Nothing that important is going to happen here.

dang i got some catching up to do, vis-a-vis my Grokipedia page

Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End, Vol. 1 by Kanehito Yamada $0.99 Genres: Manga, Fantasy, Action & Adventure #books #booksky #ad amzn.to/3NpOnUy

I'm late, but this is the first confirmation I've seen of Waymo using foreign-based remote operators. Prior, there was only a rumored podcast ep, immediately cease-and-desisted. www.telegraph.co.uk/business/202...

My head hurts 😫

Buying an intimate toy at CVS is so humiliating it wraps back around to being really funny

What are the best 101-level resources out there for “learning how to make weird little online videos”? probably time for me to learn how to translate my shtick to short-form - caveat being I’m *not* going to show my face, so I need to learn to do things with simple animation and vtube rigs.

if I ever go to grad school, it's going to be for sociology, not computer science. with a research interest of broadly "why do people behave the way they do on the internet"

The only person I know with multiple refrigerators and deep freezers like this ran an organization that prepared food and helped people with intellectual disabilities live independently.

I will not be engaging in Whistle Discourse because I'm pretty sure the people who don't want whistles will not be asking me for whistles, and my entire MO is "give people the stuff they ask for and otherwise STFU because I'm not there so I don't know what they should be doing."

ugh, I just want everything to be unscented, I don't need perfumes in every product so I get stuck with some gross clashing smells stuck to things or hovering in the air for days

Exactly!! I always say there is no one more furious on this earth than a committed pacifist 😂

Being the community you want to see: a thread. I only spectate with gaming but I love to see it

BEING WEIRD IS RAD AS HELL. YOU'RE USING THE WORD WRONG.