it smelled like chatgpt garbage, and lo and behold it's just scaremongering for ai services. get thee gone hallucinatory disinformation machine of fascism, may thermite get poured on your servers

LUKE: Cal...Kestis?? Mouthfeel on that one is a little off... YODA: a double jump, he can do.

Recommending @merrittk.com to be The Onion’s admin of goblinlove.net

Game Over package sketch.

on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time

Exactly one year ago today:

He really is a Magic player

I miss Destiny 2 sometimes

PETITION TO MAKE @headfallsoff.com WATCH HOT 2 TROT 1 LIKE JACKSON MUST WATCH HOT 2 TROT 1 RT JACKSON MUST WATCH HOT 2 TROT

Sometimes I just need to watch this

Like to charge, RT to cast

US men’s hockey team proved they’re all a bunch of losers anyway

I am afraid “never learn a hockey player’s politics” is as ironclad a law as “never learn a baseball player’s politics”

Here is a long-ish, dark-ish bit that was cut from my special Positive Reinforcement!

Rousey v. Carano (Live Event, 2026)

Hey if you want to know about Mewgenics' core mechanics OR about its rancid vibes and batshit cameo list...we have you covered either way on this one!

What a great photo of Brazilian alpine skier Lucas Pinheiro Braathen, the first South American to ever win a medal at the Winter Olympic Games.

Ask and you shall receive

AOC: "Extreme level of wealth inequality leads to social instability and drives authoritarianism, right-wing populism, and really dangerous domestic internal politics. That is a direct outcome of the failure of democracies over decades to deliver."

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

He def has some similarities with Lincoln and Kennedy

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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

I deleted TikTok back when the Oracle purchase was announced but if you've still got it, you GOTTA dump it. Especially for trans folks. It straight up says in the new TOS that they--Oracle, the company that has active ties to the Trump admin--are monitoring and documenting trans and NB users.

Erika is rolling over on Charlie’s grave

Don’t see the resemblance, sorry

JRPG inn jingle but it never resolves

Tfw your childhood pediatricians reunite to tell you that you have osteoporosis

Discord wants to know how you feel about AI. Go tell them: discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...

Last day to get Total War: Three Kingdoms & Wildgate for free on Epic Games Store buff.ly/aadJJDg

Someone asked for less birds so they got BLOCKED !!! 2026 will be filled with birds !!!!

Honored to write another Giant Bomb GOTY list: this time, the top 10 games from 2025 I'll be furious you didn't play you have one year you've been warned giantbomb.com/articles/xal...

A frustrated Pedro Pascal asking Neil Druckmann, who was directing Pascal in a Last of Us episode, “do you like art?”

Would you believe me if I told you Mark Cuban didn’t want a peer reviewed answer to his question from the top medical journal

I really don't like systems that force libraries to pay-per-use and I wish libraries themselves were more upfront with users about how much every movie you take out from Hoopla or Kanopy is costing the library.

Christ

The good news is that we don't need to read the report. Voters hate the party and we hate the leadership. The country is literally coming apart at the seams and we blame you. Entirely. Hide all you want, we know who's at fault. And we know who the consultants are. You're fucked. I promise.

This is the compromise? This is the bipartisanship? This is the civility? This is the return to normalcy? This is the price of winning? WHAT WILL YOU HAVE WON

ME: Here’s something happening in America that sucks and everyone hates and no one supports SOME NON-AMERICAN: This is normal in America and everyone thinks it’s good…but not us, the enlightened global citizens of Mother Earth…we think it’s actually bad, unlike *dry heave sound* Americans 🤣🤣

A few days after the presidential election one year ago, we went to Fordham Road in the Bronx. It was a little different last week.