#HappyPride from Ron Swanson

Throwback to when a TV station in Iceland accidentally aired an episode of Teletubbies with subtitles from the Sopranos 👌🏼

Fuck yeah I’m watching Texas Tech - UCLA softball

“can a white boy get a little motion”

I liked Backrooms. Wife didn’t but was a good sport about it

Congrats to Freedom250 for finally booking a new act.

I just need one man to stop breathing and for several others to fade into obscurity

Yeah man if we could just move on as a society that’d be great

Coach Jason Eck as Tony Soprano in the New Mexico Lobos schedule release.

How can the lord speak only through big naturals if the lord does not also in fact have big naturals?

Gwen Stacy’s mom could get it too

Few people have ever fumbled the bag as hard as Gina Carano playing a muscular-thicc sci-fi character with a side shave and alienating trans people

Me giving my two cents

What's currently going on with Murakami is hilarious. He's hitting something like .760 with 18 homers vs. four-seamers and -.090 against breaking pitches and guess what pitchers keep throwing him. Every pitcher is like, "Yeah, he hits four-seamers hard, but I'm built different."

Craving good fish and chips lately

How did the UFL get to 6-1 you ask? Just a fumbled backwards lateral returned all the way for a TD Then a blocked extra point returned for one.

Elijah Craig Single Barrel neat

Braq

Deleting a Natty later in honor of the fallen Busch

Imagining Lois busting her ass to reporting a story about corruption involving Lexcorp and Clark turns in 500 words about breaking in to his own house when he locked himself out

Another perfect @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer

TIM ROBINSON AS POPEYE THE SAILOR MAN: Ok you got me! You fucking got me! I've never been on a goddamn boat! You've exposed Popeye the Sailor Man as a SAD WIDDLE LAND FRAUD. A SAD WIDDLE LAND WHERE SPINACH GROWS FRAUD

SPOUSE: I have to work late Thursday OUTER MONOLOGUE: I am going to miss you INNER MONOLOGUE: I am going to eat something very stupid

if you went to high school with me I should legally be allowed to kill you

Villanova in ‘85

God: in my book I created the golden calf as a cautionary tale American evangelical pastors: let me be clear, this is not the golden calf from the book Don't Worship The Golden Calf

Jimbabwe

Low Libido Beef Burrito

Best podcast blurb yet (?) @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

Fuck Boston

americans are, on the whole, touching the hot stove just to see what will happen

lol what if the final jackass movie makes me cry in the theater www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNwz...

Big Cheddar the Ass-Getter presents: Fivel, the Epic Saga

HAYYYYYYYYYYYNES KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAANG

mexican coke is a health drink because it contains real sugar. people should drink it instead of water

Just looked up the definition of fumbling the bag and there was a huge picture of Klay Thompson

@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social Ball is life, go Pack

Once more into the breach

Get Charles Barkley please god

every day should BOOMSHAKALAKA

Fucking legendary stuff

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the existence of joe montana implies the existence of at least 49 counterpart joes, and perhaps even joe samoa, joe guam, joe virgin islands, joe northern mariana islands, and joe washington, dc

Let the dunking on @edsbs.bsky.social commence

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I’ll dance when It finally happens

already got the linked in commercial, amazing