The question that raises for me is if a CEO has ever done any real work in the history of CEOs

i spent way too long making this so you better turn the sound on and be nice to me. first verse by OP, second verse by me, third verse by @dekubrush.bsky.social

Now I heard there was a tiny box Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah But though it promised games for free And mobile ports on your TV It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya

“Black Friday,” Stephen miller yells, getting redder and redder, “will be replaced with White Friday.”

people romaticize mermaids but they dont even have tv and i bet they have a really weird way of dealing with piss and shit

So that you can enjoy it in its full beauty, here's the PAXU Realis postcard image in high quality, along with the in-game text & Sentences of Halfmoon Twaintcut's that Si was working from!

truly impressive how much Target’s success relied on Woke turns out that’s all that really differentiated it from its competitors and when it gave customers a reason to go elsewhere they had no reason to come back

The Queens Daily Eagle remains undefeated.

Turning neighbor pets into cornhusk dolls #OddlySatisfying

Chuck Schumer accomplished so little in such a long period of time, you have to admire it.

[Guy who borrows and then absolutely wrecks your car]: Ah, but the highway. The highway is still there.

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it's time to cyberbully alan dershowitz

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor. A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

NEW: Mississippi Democrats broke the Republican Party's supermajority in the state Senate tonight for the first time since 2011. It came as Democrats flipped 2 Senate seats and 1 House seat. “Mississippi just broke the supermajority—and the people have taken back their power,” the party says.

I love that Zohran did not praise Cuomo in his speech. You absolutely do not have to say nice things about bad people. We should normalize that in “polite” politics: Praising bad people is not actually “civility.”

After those results, the Democratic response to GOP pressure to cave on the shutdown should simply be

They broke the republican supermajority in the Mississippi state senate respect to the organizers and power to the people

so many good pictures out there

Who was the Snapchat ghost when it was alive

The Rich Man drops a diamond in the mud and, bending to retrieve it, becomes muddy himself. The Humble Poster, who only searches for likes he does not yet have, is never muddied at all.

My bluesky followers have been invited to an island resort to celebrate my birthday, only to learn upon arrival that I have been turned into a statue by my nemesis DINO SAURICIDE, a talking triceratops who wears sneakers. Only by besting him in a series of racing challenges across six realms can the

midterm wipeout, massive stroke, incapacitated fourteen days, lame duck replacement

Big day for people who care about other people

inspired by @dialacina.com

"An Arsenal fan is the mayor of New York City. Another Arteta masterclass."- @zeets.bsky.social

one time pitcher john denny knocked reggie jackson down with a brushback pitch. next time up reggie blasted a moonshot home run off him. denny kept chirping at him as he rounded the bases and wouldn't stop, so reggie stepped on home, charged the mound and beat his ass. andrew cuomo is john denny

Bluesky rn

dudes be like "i needed this" and it's just the disgraced governor's crestfallen visage

NEW YORK FUUUHKING CITTTAAAAAYYYY

I knew that Mamdani had it; he had the people and did the work, and has been the clearest and most lucid in rejecting the untenable current state of things. But the vile, bigoted shit against him was so constant, and I am conditioned to that working better than I want. This feels like an exorcism.

Billionaires can go suck it.

the entire twitter and group chat poisoned elite of American society who decided Trump winning an election by 1.5% heralded a thousand year reich may have miscalculated a bit

Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.

everybody transgender

Normal people are just sick to fucking death of the cruelty and meanness

It's never been more Cuover.

"What we see, I think, are a bunch of rich guys who have been comically out of touch with normal people for many decades, and more recently have blowtorched their brains into a smoking pile of ash on Elon Musk’s Twitter/X and in various group chats." prospect.org/2025/11/04/a...

Capitalism is now illegal

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028