Abs study

Watching Gundam Wing and the text they used for a code overlay are English Adobe install instructions

If you don’t have candy for kids on Halloween simply make meatballs to hand out, 1 (one) per child I am not a charity

happy birthday to bill watterson who gave me the gift of encapsulating my entire ethical approach in one comic panel.

Naturally the dev team not ONCE thought to consider how this unasked for feature could be weaponized as an attack vector.

Happy ‘Ween

It is my birthday today and I crocheted matching witchy hats for myself and my cat 💅🏻

Sonic Mania is the best sonic game and I want a Sonic Mania 2 so bad

Anyone can become disabled. Anyone can lose their job. Anyone can become homeless. Anyone can go hungry. These are not moral failings. They can happen in an instant. Most people are far closer to living in poverty than they realize. We must fight for one another & for the most vulnerable.

same guy

Netease just went straight to my folio to copy/paste elements of my personal work to create their official concept art for their Wakanda map. I tried to get answers for a while but no replies from them so here we are. You can check one of them Dm'ing me on X.

Hair long

Now that’s what I call Pringling

MONDAY. SPITE AS FUEL.

Watching high-octane Shonen Anime immediately followed by slamming 20mg of Melatonin before sleeping to send my brain to prison with a resting heart rate of 140 pm

New Hemingway short story just dropped.

TIL Long johns were invented by Tom DeLonge’s Great Grandfather, John DeLonge

New Hemingway short story just dropped.

ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese. THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity ME: you want anything VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

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I'm being so real right now, learn how to engage in media as art and not a reflection of your own real life morals. consume things that make you uncomfortable and understand why it makes you uncomfortable. Don't just base yours and others morals standings on the media you consume.

Bro it’s Farscape there should have and needs to be more Farscape Scorpius is fucking badass and the spaceships are alive Farscape rules man

happy star trek day

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say it deserves to be a game because the decisions you make are kind of the entire point I’m getting so sick of this idea that a game reaches its full potential when it’s adapted to a movie or show, some of them are games because they were meant to be games!

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Bilbo very sadly passed away this morning. Words cannot describe how heartbroken I am and how much l'm gonna miss this cat. He was my best friend and travelled all around the world with me. I'll miss him so much. 💜 🐈

Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray, South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio, Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, Television, North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe

LIMIDE

Borat voice:

I'll say it again: if you are terminally-online & have a vast reservoir of pent-up angry energy from feeling powerless as the world around you gets worse and worse it is 1000% more productive to direct that energy towards Mastercard, Visa, Stripe, and Paypal than any other target #SaveSpeech

Deleting 1,000 emails would have a carbon benefit of about five grams CO2e. Using a laptop for 30 minutes to delete those emails would emit about 28 grams of CO2e. Destroying the corporations responsible for climate collapse would be so much more fun and effective.

Waiting for Godot War

Somebody on LinkedIn said what we're all thinking.

there's an episode of The Simpsons where Marge tries to get a violent cartoon pulled from the airwaves, only to discover that the people backing her aren't going to stop at just the art that *she* doesn't like, and that supporting artistic freedom means accepting discomfort. It aired in 1990.

jc denton: i hear the government is even working on a penis explosion chamber. paul: JC, i'm trying to tell you about ACTUAL conspiracies. ELSEWHERE bob page: how goes development of the penis explosion chamber. illuminati scientist: we thought that was a joke. bob page: why would it be a joke.

Bilbo learnin’ hims magics

Man at the gym who uses the sanitisation wipes to wipe down his armpits on the free-weights floor. Uh. Points for trying I guess buddy.

I can’t handle subtitles on Chappell Roan songs, I only watch Pink Pony Dubs

i’m not going to accept any statement on the “steep environmental cost” of air conditioning while countries are backtracking on their climate goals to keep powering AI

Somewhere, the Iron Shiek is smiling.

lol you’ve got an AI girlfriend?? ur putting techbros in charge of your relationship??? ok buddy lmfao ok champ

Maybe it’s not too late To learn how to love and forget how to hate. 🦇

[Interior, combination Morgue and KFC] Vamp1: “I’m telling you, the healthcare cuts are gonna affect the blood quality of our livestock” Vamp2: “That’s antifa bs bro, you haven’t even voted since the 1800’s” Vamp1: eating an entire man whole “I just think society is going backwards somewhat.”

if you are a concept artist currently using Vizcom and believing that it's "just a tool", all you are doing is making absolutely certain you will shortly cease to be a concept artist

To the tune of “We Didnt Start The Fire”: STARBUCKS COFFEE SIMBA’S GRILL INTERSECTION ON LAUREL

Never waste your energy on what could have been. Spend it on what could be.

Fucking hell I just realised The Endurance from Interstellar is shaped like a clock.

Lovely Day by Bill Withers. The last minute and a half where he sings and sustains “dayyyyyy” should be considered sonic warfare.