Maybe that’s why so many of us love JRPGs. Not because they let us escape reality. Because they taught us how to survive it.

fuckin sonic. don't come around here. i have nothing to say to you, except for all the things that i will say if you come around here

You could tell from the video he was dead before he hit the ground lol

burger tuesday

There's a gigantic dude at my gym that I convinced to start watching One Piece last year and I'm very proud to announce that he texted me today to tell me that he was crying over a boat

If you line up your DC Finests in order, Batman gets real depressed

I mean, they are, but it has nothing to do with this bacteria outbreak.

It's weird to me that discussions of JK Rowling always being a dick never being up the fact she spent her time at Amnesty International drafting books when she was supposed to be documenting war crimes in Africa.

Trump compared Lindsey Graham to a horse with problems.

QTP with a sword ⚔️

Attempting to make it the 80’s or 90’s again through science or magic is really working out well for people with arrested development in executive positions

Had the absolute honor of attending a Chuck Tingle book event near me. Loved his presentation and how positively affirming his words about self-love and spreading love were. Though now I can’t help but wonder if he might be a Sonic fan like me…

Perfect, no notes

🚨DADS!🚨 make sure you have made your “flag is a big plus” jokes for switzerland

Can't a girl have hobbies?

This was in my drafts and I don’t remember the occasion, but it’s fine because we’re all going to die.

That being said, if we extend it beyond the silver screen, real ball-knowers prefer the Wishbone episode, Homer Sweet Homer

FUCK why didn't I think of that

🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump ADMITTED to doing 9/11 live on the air, as he calls for war on Israel. 🚨 Hear the stunning confession now!!!

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

Calling all artists and Sonic fans! To celebrate 35 years of the Blue Blur, we're partnering with @iam8bit.com on an art exhibit featuring pieces from 30+ artists, fan art, and the SEGA archives. RSVP and learn more about how to have your art featured: sonic35.iam8bit.com

TWO secret Nazi eugenics experiments?

Someone messaged me on Steam to tell me I’m hard to fight against in Virtua Fighter I casually told them some of my tech & they said “Don’t give away your secrets!” They said it half-jokingly, but yeah. I WANT to be figured out. You don’t get better by hoping every player sucks.

Love how flavorful and fun the Marvel Super Heroes set is. At my latest game with my pod, it became a whole running gag where every time Jarvis’s ability activated, I’d go, “JARVIS, draw another card.”

Getting your ass beat after the president of the country steps in to manipulate the rules in your favor is historic L.

Just looking at this like what if Jeffries had this level of enthusiasm for freeing actually incarcerated people in the United States or like, the whole people of Palestine

criticizing billionaires for being billionaires is always legitimate criticism

It’s one thing to disagree with a voice actor’s opinion, but calling them a tourist for discussing the finer plot points of the game he’s actively been a part of and detailing the headspace of a character he’s portrayed admirably for at least five games is insane work.

Here's your friendly heads-up, just in case you've forgotten (Which I've done on multiple occasions in the past) The annual @gamesdonequick.com Summer marathon has just kicked off and is ready to blow our socks off with a whole week of exciting #speedrung action! #gaming #retrogaming #speedrunning

Hey so am I the only one who just found out that Rockstar had an 18 year old disappeared and declared mentally incompetent to make his own decisions because he leaked info about gta vi before they wanted it out? Seriously evil shit, do NOT buy this game no matter how long you've been waiting

The God Emperor listens to the YMCA

Happy 4th of July! Here's an unrelated image!

i do not appreciate the sentiment that i should simply surrender my sense of identity because rich and powerful people tell me i don't belong. they've already stolen enough from me, thanks

“It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by humans who wish to pay me tribute.”

"WHAT IS A MAN?"

America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital

It's the 4th of July

We’ve all been there

After getting such a gorgeous and breathtaking Clerith art commission by Yon a while back, had to commission them again for something much sweeter and sillier. This made me smile real big. Thank you @4threset.bsky.social for such wonderful art!

It’s me, your childhood friend! Wow, I’m so glad I can adventure with you! Kind of weird how I don’t learn any additional skills past level 20 even though the game’s level cap is 99 haha. I’m sure that’s nothing

After the SA2B tournament last weekend, one of my best friends bullied me into not only replaying SA2B but acquiring all 180 emblems. Gotta say, playing it on Steam Deck docked to my TV with the Steam Controller is nothing short of spellbinding.

living in the future is stupid (bad) most of the time but sometimes it's stupid (cool)

PSN in 2028 when you buy a new game

Listen. I spent more than a decade as a theatrical technician, rigging stages, hanging lights, flying scenery, etc. The number of times I have dropped anything on a stage with performers on it is zero. The number of times I’ve dropped something that might’ve killed someone is zero. This is major.

metaphor is dead lmao