I pay rent on a nice apartment for a reason.

#musicsky help me out here music nerds... Can anyone explain why there's a fade-out/fade-in on Elvis Presley's "Suspicious Minds?" [cc: @inapproprinate.bsky.social @melissajd.bsky.social]

This is why boutique distributors like Vinegar Syndrome can have all my money. I'd rather watch 50,000 hours of some weirdo's fucked up passion project than 1 second of anything so pointless that they have to crowdsource ideas like an improv class.

Colbert usually gets around 2 million viewers but because Trump's FCC banned Talarico's interview the segment has been viewed online over 10.5 million times. Nice work, dipshits

Him: I just want to know what makes you tick Me:

It's the year of the horse! What's your Chinese zodiac sign?

EVERYONE - Listen to the words I am about to say very very carefully: A macchiato is 2 oz. of espresso with a little beep of foamed milk on top. I don't care what Starbucks says.

Me when I see Fallout anything

Hey, I'm cis, and I like being a man. So much so that I date and play kissy face with men. But when I say I stand by my trans fam, I mean it. So this gets a signal boost from me, because I can't fathom how nerve-wracking this planning must be. You shouldn't have to go through it solo.

Five Guys is doing a birthday giveaway which includes a $40 gift card for their 40th birthday. Finally, some lucky schmuck can afford one (1) combo meal at Five Guys.

Has anyone played this? It's giving "Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde" vibes.

Share a GIF/vid from a TV series

I feel very attacked.

Laissez les bon temps roulier! 🃏

Classic TV? Doesn't get more classic than this original gem. youtu.be/RlllabwmWcc?...

Here in Pennsylvania, we learn from our history — even when it’s painful. We don’t erase it. Donald Trump may want to whitewash our shared history — but we will not let him win.

Give trans kids a chance to be kids.

Barbra Streisand oooOooOOOoooOOOoo

REMEMBER: All the "Don't use em-dashes" "don't use rule of three" advice because it makes your writing "look like AI" is because they stole actual writers work, and their "predict the next thing" stuff just simulates what WE FUCKING DO. Keep writing well. Use every style and trick you have. Fuck AI.

Roger Corman?? YES I NEED IT I NEED IT NOW!!

President's Day is that sacred national time when we celebrate the accomplishments of our nation's great chief executives with low- or no-money-down financing on a certified pre-owned Honda Flex.

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Share a movie you had no business watching as a kid 🎬 Audrey II gave me nightmares for weeks... When was it, '87? So I was probably 6.

Writing is thinking. It's not some marginal boring task you can skip. It's the heart of it.

Who up Goo Gooing they Dolls?

Say what you want about gamers, but they're one of the few groups who consistently reject the onslaught of generative AI that's poised to take over other creative fields. Keep resisting, keep supporting real, human-made games. We really do appreciate you. You guys keep us going. Don't give in!

Happy President's Day

Just had an intense craving that got into my head far more than it should have. I didn't act upon it, but gorram I wish I could be free from this demon. My brain's already broken enough as it is.

Big brain energy Wordle 1,703 2/6 🟨🟨⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

**checks calendar** Oh. Oh no. We won't be doing that this year.

Bring this back EA!!

At least tonight's nightmare didn't fall into the usual category of nightmare so I have a new anxiety to obsess over.

It's quarter after 3am, and you currently cannot see the building ACROSS THE STREET FROM ME.

Bogey, Bunny, and Cagey?? PUT IT IN MY EYEBALLS NOW

Getting to know me through media 👀 Game: Fallout: New Vegas Movie: Clue Show: Gotham Album: The B-52s - Cosmic Thing

Silliness, you say? Then get ready, because it's TIME TO SING-A!

Espurr! LET'S GOOOOOOO

This has been another episode of "Out-of-Context Theatre."

Pittsburgh turning into Silent Hill with the quickness

If you see this, post a character that starts with V

If you see this, post a rabbit. #WabbitSky

The correct answer.

well shit they finally figured out the gay agenda #sillygoosesunday

QTP with your favorite Psychic-type pokemon 🔮

Who up Casking they Amontillado?