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> Belly full of breakfast sammies > Ordered winter clothes > watched "Last Week Tonight" > Hibernation weather > Day off

I laughed way harder at this than is morally okay.

Chef Boyardee or NOTHING FOR YOU PEONS

This is an anger potluck. There's a ton on the buffet table and people are on their way bringing more. An anger smorgasbord, if you will.

Bow in the presence of greatness.

If you see this, quote with a title screen that's iconic to you.

If you see this reskeet with a sentai team that’s not power rangers or super sentai. (Change my mind.)

So, as I said yesterday, we're doing a special #sillygoosesunday on a Monday. I can't promise this account will completely unplug from politics today (Monday is a day of knowledge) but we'll do our best, right, Silly Goose Squad?

Reminder: having lived in Nevada for 8 years, anyone claiming to be a Democrat there is more purple than an eggplant, and now living in PA, @fetterman.senate.gov is NOT a Democrat, and at this point no one around here is even sure he's a functional human being.

It seems to me you had a bottle of hatred waiting in the wings & like Republicans - you're HAPPY to have the trigger. We need to start judging human beings by their individual actions & stop acting like one human being's failures make everybody else guilty. It's discriminating & toxic behavior. 🧵

When a FEW people make a decision you don't like - and you have to lash out at tens of thousands of people... Saying things like "The Democratic party is dead now" - it sounds like when Tyler killed Kirk & then Republicans went on a 2 week rant about how ALL liberals were terrorists. 🧵

If you're a person saying shit like, "Democrats won on Tuesday, THEN DID THIS" please block or unfollow me. Elections change lives. Full stop. There are tens of thousands of local blue officials across America. THEY MATTER. The actions of 7 blue senators represent the actions of 7 blue senators. 🧵

Jesus. Everyone's out of control. Seriously. Establishment Dems are punks. But sometimes I think our side is a little nuts too. Like, I get it. There's good reason to be angry. But half of Bluesky is about to start shouting the Blue version of "Hang Mike Pence." FFS. I can't handle it tonight.

too much crazy shit goin’ on i am overwhelm

I am so fucking tired from American politics. Just exhausted.

"Thousand Arms" is my "I love it even though I can't explain why" game.

**opens Bluesky** OMG [INSERT WHATEVER] IS BULLSHIT Y'all I fucking can't tonight. Yinz can stand in a circle and shoot. I don't got the spoons. **closes Bluesky**

So not only are they attempting to make sure Americans go hungry, they are trying to TAKE AWAY what already went out. Let me repeat: THEY ARE TAKING FOOD **OUT** OF THE MOUTHS OF THE VULNERABLE www.wpxi.com/news/local/t...

How much of a mood am I in? I just mad dogged a priest for trying a Pittsburgh Right on me. Forgive me, Father, for I got time for EVERYONE today...

Baked potatoes have entered the chat. (Yeah, I'm a bitch today, who wanna squab?)

Have you ever wanted to preemptively scream? Like nothing has even happened yet but you know it will so you just want to get it out of the way?

ZIIIING

The worst game of musical chairs ever

I know it's #sillygoosesunday but I'm not having the best mental health day today. I'm going to need @grumpycat0023.bsky.social @inapproprinate.bsky.social and @optimstie.bsky.social to do some of the heavy lifting while I get back on track, and stay tuned for a special #sillygoosemonday tomorrow

Normally I really like living downtown. The city ambience is nice. But I dunno which drunk heaurxes are at Redbeard's tonight but they need to STFU. The bitchity screams tell me they showed up to the bar already needing their stomachs pumped.

I feel personally attacked that Dustin is this old now

My latest piece for @popgeeks.bsky.social is out and I'm exceptionally proud of it. Sometimes, you have to talk about the elephant in the room specifically because said elephant is nowhere to be seen. #gamingsky #gamersky #gaymersky #xbox #microsoft #halo popgeeks.com/microsoft-ha...

It's Saturday! 📺 Post a cartoon TV series you love

Monster (2003)

I'm going Bats, Wonder Woman, and Daredevil. I think that's a well-rounded group. And while I do love Mr. Queen, Batarangs can work for ranged projectiles.

You know when it's a good time to tell people about your route changes due to a parade? NOT ONE HOUR BEFORE THE DELAYS TAKE PLACE 😤😡🤬😡😤

Hey! Calling all Wonder Women! We all are sisters…pulling together with one spirit. 50 years ago today the first episode of the series Wonder Woman aired.

It’s okay to admit you don’t know about a certain topic or crisis. It’s IMPOSSIBLE to know everything about everything. Focus on issues you care about the most & hone in on them. If you have the energy to do so, help someone else out with others.

That Thing You Do! (which that song still slaps today)

Everyone has Albert Wesker moments.

Did @karenattiah.bsky.social just singlehandedly awaken both #boxingsky and #fightsky? Pretty sure she did. 🥊🥊

‘Shut Up, Mother! Shut Up!’ Pleads George W. Bush To Dick Cheney Skeleton Dressed In Suit https://theonion.com/shut-up-mother-shut-up-pleads-george-w-bush-to-dick-cheney-skeleton-dressed-in-suit/

This little Gen Alpha kid in front of me is so cryptobro-coded I'm expecting him to turn around any moment now and explain why we should "hear Nick Fuentes out."

I'm Commander Ryan, and this is my favorite video game celebration this week. #N7

Don't forget a whipping from Franziska

NOOOOOOO ON TOP OF EVERYTHING THEY'RE KINDA HOT TOO???

Does Debra Messing know that as much as we loved "Will & Grace" she was the least popular part of the show? We liked Karen better than Grace. We liked Rosario better than Grace. We liked Beverly F**king Leslie better than Grace. She doesn't have all that Big Gay Capital she thinks she has banked.

My latest piece for @popgeeks.bsky.social is out and I'm exceptionally proud of it. Sometimes, you have to talk about the elephant in the room specifically because said elephant is nowhere to be seen. #gamingsky #gamersky #gaymersky #xbox #microsoft #halo popgeeks.com/microsoft-ha...

In watching @mrsundaymovies.bsky.social's Caravan of Garbage, I have come to realize that Adrian Brody's Nose is a bigger star than Adrian Brody.