He's living his best life, and I envy him.

Mornin'.

Stop Scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

One good thing about living in Hawaii is NOT having to deal with this DST crap. I haven't set a clock back in 25 goddamn years.

And you KNOW that Marcie wants to call her out on her BS so bad...

Life goals right here

It's like someone walked into the corner bodega, bought out their entire stock of Libby's Vienna sausage cans, and dumped it in a pot. Even in my brokest of broke-boy days, I wouldn't mess with this. Hey, @jongraywb.blacksky.app ... Y'all come eat? 'Cause I sure as hell wouldn't!

Sam Neill on tackling depression and imposter syndrome when you’re between jobs.

fowl fortune

The Chump Champ (1950) - Droopy and Butch (as Gorgeous Gorillawitz in this short) compete in an Olympic like tournament to be crowned King of Sports. One of my favorites due to the large number of gags in this one.

I used to LOVE this show! Remember... "IF YAN CAN COOK, SO CAN YOU!"

IMO, the "Special Shorts" for HBO were the closest to getting it right, and it's so unfair that they didn't get to keep experimenting down this path.

Tougher time to be a Graham Cracker 🤪🤪🤪🤪

Many things he’s done to date are things establishment dems keep telling us “take too much time/red tape to do or initiate” and then he just does it and exposes it all as a blatant lie. And rather than work w/ him they just go “socialism bad! Brown man scary rarrrr” and honestly it speaks volumes.

I'm not even joking when I say that, as a former writing teacher, I think even the act of bullshitting through a 10-page paper on a book you only skimmed is also incredibly valuable learning.

Some Ketchup--Heinz, though--spicy brown mustard, maybe some relish. But it's gotta be all beef hot dogs, none of that Oscar Meyer crap.

Face I'm submitting for my Bluesky verification

Def Jam: Fight for America.

If Disney has true balls, they would make shorts with him being a true scumbag again, as seen below.

*Logs onto Bluesky, five minutes after reading posts*

*grumbling to myself * "Life sucks, and i hope everyone gets a blister on their saints. Bunch of lousy..." *sees Willow's calming, soulful eyes on TL* "SHE HAS HEALED ME GIVE HER ALL THE SCRATCHES BEHIND HER EARS JON, THERE IS BEAUTY AND HOPE IN THE WORLD" 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Well, I just heard the news that there aren’t going to be any more physical dicks. Thanks a HEAP, Sony!

UPDATE: COYOTE VS ACME LEAKED ONLINE!!!! FULL SCENE BELOW!!!!

More tongue, please

Some threads are too damn funny NOT to share.

You last save image is your current mental state:

My god, the adorableness....

Happy Monday everyone! Plz enjoy this man’s WAAAGHfirmations.

“Maxie’s had a long day at school so I don’t wanna hear a peep, ‘kay? Ah-hyuck!”

*pulls away the curtain, lies in wait like a trapdoor spider, and cackles the most evil laugh you can imagine like in that one Tom and Jerry short*

Just Cause 3

People who are unfamiliar with the UCMJ may not realize that for an active duty major to do this in uniform, the consequence can be court martial and incarceration. All of it is prohibited, but the wearing of the uniform was an intentional choice, and a likely forfeit of both his career and freedom.

Not gonna lie, the fact that AI data centers are being cooled while Americans die in the street from heat stoke is really pissing me off.

Absolutely CACKLING at Bruce Campbell describing the origins of "Gimme some sugar, baby" from Army of Darkness, but mostly because it's him sticking it to Sam Raimi. HIS SAM RAIMI IMPRESSION, OHMUHGAWD I can't stop watching this, loooooool [jump to 0:50 if it doesn't automatically take you there]

Seated. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS_2...

🎶 When Captain America swings his mighty donnnnnng🎵 🎶 Those no good Nazis know that they chose wronnnnng 🎶

"The Mayor in Jaws is STILL THE MAYOR IN JAWS 2" will never not be an accurate reflection of our electoral politics.

NOW I WANT A DUET WITH OZZY AND MOE SYZLAK, DAMMIT

FUCK, I'M CHOKING ON MY WATER WITH THIS LOL

Dolph Lundgren remains undefeated as everything Chuck Norris was given credit for.

Okay... three day weekend coming up, and what better way to support physical media than with a martial arts triple feature? (Yeah, I know that second MK film sucks ass, but now I can see the crappy effects in 4K! WHOOO!!!)

Sometimes, it just brings your heart joy to see a bird be an unrepentant a-hole to a cat. Birdy and the Beats (1944) Dir. Bob Clampett

Support physical media.

The only thing America loves more than itself is a mostly mediocre white woman

youtu.be/eyiZfBXO8Dg?... Celebrate the 4th of July responsibly with a new video PSA from the stars of #CoyotevsACME

"Fine...go to work then, if you need me I'll be in my cup" Drop a follow for the cat