MANDATORY BREAK FROM THE HORRORS OF THE WORLD BEGINS NOW

GODDAMN

And now, another Edition of "Looney Tunes Songs Living Rent-Free in my Head." Sometimes, you have to get in touch with your inner Carmen Miranda:

Useful Idiots: “Just b/c you don’t like them doesn’t mean CEOs aren’t people!” Me, Calling You a Useful Idiot to Your Face: “They traded in their humanity/decency for money + their souls for corporate gain & if they traded those things in to become willing ghouls and monsters then demons they are.”

Don’t ever let anyone tell you that it’s not OK to browbeat and bully corporations into submission because corporations aren’t people and neither our CEOs 🙂

Age verification? Before the internet was an actual thing, THIS was how most people saw nudity in motion if you didn't have access to dirty movies on VHS.

Why is ANYBODY giving this bland-ass, sun-bleached, sentient jar of Miracle Whip airtime?

Angry atm and gonna use this space to vent. I got home only to discover that my vacuum cleaner broke. And the big problem that I've discovered with that scenario is that you can't really say that they suck once it happens. ... 🙃

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We are all going to outlive them, or take them with us. 1/3

"Dear God, I hate you! I hope you DIE!"

Mornin'

Stick it in my veins lmao youtube.com/shorts/OsUus...

small crab eating a grape (important)

Kicking off at 4 pm ET/3 pm CT TODAY on MeTV Toons, here's a look at the animated shorts being screened as part of the Bugs Bunny Bowl. / #BugsBunny #MeTVToons #MeTV

I need someone to take a gummy, wait 45 minutes and then record themselves watching this video for the first time.

Anyway, here's a 22 compilation of all the adult jokes on the original Muppet show. youtu.be/HHkCjjbmcL0?...

Thank You, Pac-Man! I needed that. I hope I'm not being annoying to anyone. Yeah, I'll admit, I doubt myself sometimes but that's just me. youtube.com/shorts/P3orO...

Goodnight Blue Sky

Worth taking a few minutes of your time to read--for professionals, amateurs, beginners or those who are even THINKING about creating something.

Loot drops after defeating me: A backpack containing: - A Switch 2 with a 1TB worth of games installed - A Galaxy Tab S11 - Charger, battery pack & various USB cables - A lifetime of semi-crippling anxiety (intensity scaled to current player level) - Infinite strength to keep going (to date)

Reposting in honor of #BHM and black boy joy at any age

HUH HUH HUH Butt-head: "He said, "aroused."" HEH HEH HEH Beavis: "It must be pretty hard to jump with a boner." Butt-head: "You ain't kidding, Beavis."

I'd hit it. #bugsbunny

THIS IS WHY Y'ALL NEED TO FOLLOW HER IF YOU DON'T

Important to remember. We're all just trying to make it through tomorrow. Use social media how you like, whether through ragey catharsis or hope and don't shit on someone else's lawn whose also just trying to make it through their day. Save all shit for Michael Rapaports lawn

I'd hit it. #bugsbunny

Pretty sound advice, really.

I sincerely hope my feed makes you laugh, smile, think, or feel seen/loved whenever you need it most. Thats all i really want.

Bezos isn't destroying the Washington Post because it isn't profitable. He's destroying the Washington Post because he's calculated that a robust free press threatens the ability of his class to warp society around their interests

One of my favorite jokes of all time is "Adolph Hitler Commits Suicide" being a tiny headline under the banner story about a hare-vs-tortoise race ... in 1943, two years before Hitler committed suicide. He was alive and well when the Warner Bros. cartoonists made this joke.

So, we're back to just photoshopping the same old, boring design of floating heads for slasher movie posters, I guess? Doesn't bode well for the finished product.

Morning Kitten

This is who runs this account:

I also tried to tell people to wait but couldn't share all the specifics (and it wasn’t just because I contributed essays). Arrow just did better work across the board with these releases, including with their restorations, subs from someone who actually speaks Cantonese, the artwork, etc.

Reposting my "You Ought To Know" series from last year for #BlackHistoryMonth.

Chapter 2: February - Black History Month (No Matter What The Government and the Administration Tells You) #2026

The world is awful but also love is real

Really punching that nigga hair off 😭😭 I knew somebody would record it

SCTV is on Internet Archive if you'd like to enjoy the early work of Catherine O'Hara and her fellow sketch comedy gods. S1: archive.org/details/sctv... S2: archive.org/details/sctv... S3: archive.org/details/19-m... S4-5: archive.org/details/66-s... S6 + Cinemax: archive.org/details/sctv... #TVSky

May you feel as much joy today as the bouncer in this video.

Describe youe Bluesky acount in a single image.

Three Form Shin #Godzilla Moon wishes you well during this winter storm!

Escape from the horrors of life with a Looney tunes clip! A Tale of Two Kitties (1942) Director: Bob Clampett

Thank you, Gary Aronofsky, for modding Thomas Paine into Red Dead Redemption 2. And thanks for making me realise that one of the things I take for granted about film is the simple delight of Watching A Person Do Something. Animators devote their lives to capturing **exactly** what this lacks.

*sigh* Damn...

You're gonna disagree with some moots about all the shit going on. Some people cope with the stress through optimism and some wish Chuck Schumer to be flung into the Potomac. Try not to be too dickish to people you largely agree with and focus your anger on America's real villain, Michael Rapaport

Morning Kitten Nipper

We can learn many things from many different sources in our lives.