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No one jingles a heimer schmidt quite like John Jacob

lunch time on the road with the Company Man™️

You know Alex Pretti & Renee Good—the 2 white people ICE killed. ICE has also killed Keith Porter, a Black man, Parady La, a Cambodian man, & 5 Latinos—Heber Sanchaz Domínguez, Victor Manuel Diaz, Luis Beltran Yanez-Cruz, Luis Gustavo Nunez Caceres, and Geraldo Lunas Campos. 9 TOTAL. ABOLISH ICE.

Tim Doyle a famous Marvel artist is making some of the most Metal Anti-ICE art right now! Ghost Rider, Wolverine and the Punisher taking ICE out!

FCKICE

To all the homies who live in my phone,

in essentially not weather appropriate attire to hit the gym and get ready to go to my monthly EDH meetup i am ALIVE

am i prepared for this apparently enormous blizzard approaching? sure? maybe? i don’t know anymore everything is ass

i can be trusted with vintage typography equipment

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You guys are alright for being a bunch of ghosts who live in my phone

gaming in ambiguous band sweaters relating to current events TGIF

Pizza is cool, me and pizza go way back. We may have burned each other a few times but that’s just part of pizza’s nature

it’s okay to be weird but not that kind of weird that’s just weird

eagles tighten your shit up PLEASE

Found your mom at the aquarium today

"up, up, and away!" don't be surprised to see some of your favorite comic book characters make the leap to the silver screen

they’re making it so it’s not even going to be 2025 anymore. soon they’ll say being 2026 is mandatory for everyone

my body is a machine that turns going the speed limit in the work van into pissing off every other driver on the interstate

arby's o speedwagon

30 years ago they were like we have to ban song lyrics for the children but it’s full steam ahead for the here’s how to do drugs until you die machine

I find it very difficult to breakdance under these conditions.

Remember the past but keep moving forward

made the most noticeably grotesque face at some kid who was watching fox news at the gym and he immediately left

kids everywhere are drinking The Elixir

32 years around the globe huh

oh fuck you’re gonna make me spread goodwill to all. good tidings everywhere

If you wear a hoodie backwards you can fill the hood with beef stroganoff and eat out of it like a feedbag

That is not dead which can eternal lie, Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die

Hey Now You're a Boxcar Full of Children Solve Crimes

you: *reposts me right away* me: hey gentle!!

how the grinch stole this pussy

spending chrysler eve the right way, by hitting the gym

Dudes Rock

Teens everywhere enjoying the forbidden 60 Minutes video, they call it Rooney Maxxing, going Leslie Stahl mode, they go to parties dressed as Scott Pelley

hey chat

Welcome to 60 Minutes. Our top story tonight is Snakes: Nature’s Spaghetti

i won two big multiman games at monthly edh get together today with my two most annoying decks and i am proud of myself

Got kicked out of the liberry again cuz a couple people complained about my therapy goose Insane Willie.

Bullshit "noise-cancelling" headphones only cancel the noise outside my head.

How the Grinch Stole the Death Star Plans and Gave Them to the Rebellion