A landlord turned off Tenant Client's family's heat upon learning Client was an immigrant. Landlord hired three different law firms to argue this was legal, then fired each one after they couldn't get our case dismissed. This week, landlord settled for enough that Client will buy a house.

It’s always interesting to think about how democrats can’t unite behind any one candidate because they are the first to point out all the flaws and reasons to not support them ignoring the fact the the people they’re up against are embracing Nazis.

That took a turn or two

@stephentotilo.bsky.social any updates from you on this front? I really don’t want to unsubscribe from your great work, but I’m running out of options here.

CEO of Oreo Cookies: the oreo cookie is as important as oxygen

"The Chipotle where Thomas Paine wrote Common Sense" encapsulates so much American history

1977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar 2025: ohhh ok

I have a long held belief that conservatives cannot understand narrative and have no ability to deconstruct story whatsoever. It’s like some kind of universal comprehension barrier that they all share. Talking to them about literally any piece of media is actually a stunning experience.

(beepbeepboop) Sam, it's me. Stuffed Crustman.

Pretty sure America just went to war because nobody liked Donald Trump's military parade.

amtrak’s marketing team gets it

My favorite part of BlueSky are the moderation lists. I’m subscribed to quite a few and they are so effective at keeping absolute maga degenerate fuck wads out of my feeds and it requires zero effort for sanity. Highly recommend if you’re not using them already.

From the No Kings protest in my hometown:

Not true. I see you're a luxury watch dealer. I'm also interested in watches. Let me show you how free and easy migration has allowed you to earn a living. 🧵

Yes but with some pretty big fucking asterisks

I couldn't NOT do this.

Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize

He can go fuck himself, actually.

One of the shittiest guys of all time 👍 www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...

www.carsized.com/en/ In a world of enshitification, it is SO NICE to come across a great website that is crystal clear, easy to understand, and fun to navigate.

Ha, that's cute. An upcoming platform brawler that imagines a world where police violence is good, actually, as it's directed at tax-evading billionaires. Making sure money is successfully extracted and invested actually improves the infrastructure on later levels. No more collapsing platforms!

Having seen how things played out, I think we have to acknowledge that Chief Inspector Hyne was maybe the most competent Imperial in Star Wars.

Big time fan and supporter of TeamUSA

this is a letter to the editor from a high school track runner who came in second to a trans girl in a race. her state house rep in maine started talking about it. so she wrote this: www.pressherald.com/2025/05/14/r...

This dude would be the ultimate Dungeon Master.

Staring my wife in the face and shouting RED LIGHT... GREEN LIGHT as I wad up my gum and stuff it under the table at this Bennigans

The recession is coming, folks: My wife bought us off-brand dyer sheets. No more pictures of seascapes or teddy bear mascots and rainbows on the box. It’s just a black & white drawing of a man alone in a room, sitting at a table with a Bible and a gun.

I see the already historically unpopular president is exploring how to get the military invovled in “assisting” local law enforcement just a few weeks before the real shortages caused by his inept economic policy start hitting. Probably nothing to worry about.

Tetris taught me that trying to fit in will make you disappear.

This is so powerful.

I will never know when he gave me the shot, but I will always remember what he responded. "My work is to ensure people are healthy, but health without happiness isn't worth much. Playing games makes people happy, doesn't it? Why don't we collaborate? I'll keep people healthy, you keep them happy."

good hunting, for those about to embark on the battlefield of commerce

Both Saints and Cardinals looking to trade up

How are they doing the Heimlich when they’re the ones choking?

Staple this to RFK Jr’s forehead.

I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning

I want to knock that teeny tiny cigar out of her mouth don't you EVER quote A-Team at me you White Lotus screenshot

It is becoming unbelievably difficult to stay both informed and sane

'Why are high fertility people always so weird?' A weekend with the pronatalists

No, sorry, not becoming a birthrates weirdo doesn't "yield to the far right the notion that humanity ought to persist on this earth." We can just be the party that says you can have whatever number of kids you want, you fucking dumbass

The companies / lobbies paid him for this. I guarantee it.

I was thinking about this Joe and Tracy anecdote from the supply chain crisis on gummy bears. Things are probably going to get really weird in a few weeks in unexpected ways:

They're calling it the Art of the Kneel

Try not to laugh.

About 15 years ago, I was in a bar with a foreign diplomat who told me the stereotypical American negotiation tactic is to walk in the room, metaphorically put a gun on the table, and then say, "Shall we negotiate?" That has stuck with me over the years.

*cough laughs*

This is the most blatantly fascist thing I've ever seen this government put in print