My review of hogwarts legacy is pretty much the last thing I ever want to write or say or think about Harry Potter

at no point was I able to accurately predict the next word

If you have to show ID to ICE agents to get on a plane, then why shouldn’t you have to show ID to ICE agents to vote?

googoo dolls iris voice

Aesop: I TOLD YOU

MJ celebrating with Tyler Reddick

Frozen Stauffer's spinach lasagna that was still cold in the middle because she never wore her glasses and just turned the oven to a random temperature when she went to cook it.

I spent all afternoon repotting some plants and now my sciatica is acting up. You think you young kids are going to be young forever but nope. I was young once. One day you’ll be repotting some plants and your sciatica will start acting up. You’ll see. You’ll allllll see.

Im as anti-capitalist as they come but Im definitely giving you the side eye if you dont think Illmatic fucks 🤷‍♀️

Incredibly funny that the president of the United States can do this and retain command of the American Armed Forces, but I said it about a literal Nazi and got fired from a job writing superhero comics.

There are about two dozen active bills in Albany right now focused on some version of requiring licensing, registration, and insurance FOR E-BIKES.

i know the image is for an ad but it looks like Reba is showing someone hentai on her phone

I honestly feel like that’s the lesson of the Trump era the country is gonna take the longest to learn. like oh okay so we have been lionizing the founding fathers for 250 years and it turns out they didn’t do their ONE JOB. they didn’t Mad King-proof ANYTHING! first Mad King crashed the system!!!

Decolonial StarCraft where you have to gradually reduce your units and slurp all your zerg creep back up

Saw Gerrera would fold Han Solo like laundry in 3 seconds flat.

Who's excited?

EGG HEAD - Good morning, yeah! One, two, three! Yekokataa, the place to be!

I generally don't think you should make fun of what people look like and I think most people look...fine. But Marc Andreessen looks like a cone head and I just cannot take that man seriously.

NO, YOU DON'T, YOU NEED TO GET ANOTHER DRINK; OCCIDENTAL HAPLOGROUP B4 IS DONE GIVING ORDERS AROUND HERE. THE INFLUENCE OF THE *HAM SANDWICH RACE* IS WANING.

john smoltz taking this opportunity where baseball is at its best to talk about how bad it is to hit the ball hard.

Tired: They‘re NPCs Wired: I’m an NPC

IQ tests are modern phrenology.

it's incredible to think how the best thing financially and reputationally for so many companies would be to simply not have a CEO

You ever wonder what a different country America would be today if they'd executed the entire leadership of the Confederation?

i'm sorry this is so funny. great stuff www.404media.co/ceo-ignores-...

A man should be able to sunbathe naked in his own yard without all those drones checking him out.

Everything about this picture is how I pictured trump's second term

it's deeply embarrassing that team usa is treating the wbc like a military operation while every other team is just having a lot of fun

So we agree that if "Sinners" doesn't win all the Oscars, we burn this mother to the ground, right?

BuzzFeed dying after chasing profits into a sinkhole vs. Gawker getting killed for challenging entrenched power is the perfect conclusion to the 2010s content philosophy wars.

Twin Peaks Lucy commission <3

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

Never forget that that the modern brand of fascism is built on the conspiracy theory that a woman had sex with a guy in order to get a good review for her free browser game

we have saved daylight but at what cost

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

I do not like this gen AI I do not like what it implies I do not want it in my art I do not think it makes you smart I do not want it in my games I do not like its goals and aims I do not want it in my books I do not like the way it looks I do not like it, I don't care I do not want it anywhere

oh my God, I love animals in clothes as a general rule but this coat is something special

WOIMS WEDNESDAY

Saw this in Discord and it’s amazing

I wouldn’t inconvenience a single Somali-American for thirty seconds to save every single person in the Trump administration.

A bottom-5 American all-time, and probably not 5. IJust a hollowed-out front man for nothing more than gutter racism and naked corruption

Good morning

This is the most incredible footage of blue whales I’ve ever seen