He signed an unconditional surrender at Versailles? Come the fuck on.

Haley has definitely mastered the portrait head tilt. She's a natural.

Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you. (You can block me. It's okay. I know what I've done.)

I know "Imagine if a Democratic president said this" gets tiring, but if a Democratic president said this, Republicans would wave this comment as the bloody shirt of betrayal FOR DECADES

my cat still hates you and so do I

I’m pretty old, and this is the first time I have ever known a sitting president’s birthday without looking it up, because none of the others were nerdy narcissistic man-children being constantly indulged by a courtier press.

Black folks from NYC energy >>>

It’s funny because when kids ride dirt bikes in the city it’s taken as proof we need a totalitarian police state.

sentiment check: portland waterfront, 6/13/2026

Happy Flag Day

if I lived in Toronto and had a yard, well. I would have some new landscaping and would be freeze-framing SNW to see if I recognized any rocks.

GenAI is a tech bubble of hype and absurdity. It runs on nothing but vibes and dollar signs in billionaire's eyes. But that's why we must resist it. We broke NFTs, we broke the Metaverse, we can break this nonsense too.

The Scots found the Boston cop slide @everyone @edsbs.bsky.social @brianmfloyd.bsky.social @cjzero.bsky.social

qui-gon: i presume negotiations with the trade federation will begin shortly the trade federation:

It’s hard to come up with a better story that encapsulates the business/marketing side of AI

i think the dark chapter from american history that scooby doo is best suited to mention by name has got to be ruby ridge

Tarp comes down to reveal workers rescrambled the letters to read DECENT HONKY JENNER They’re celebrating pride the only way that’s legal under Trump. This is their fight song.

Mexicans dancing and singing GANGNAM STYLE with the South Koreans in Mexico after South Korea's victory in the World Cup

Imagine if we treated Trump the way we treat people who miss the recertification deadlines for government assistance programs.

that end of the week feeling

Is this a good time to mention that every time I see "USMNT" I think of "U.S. Mutant Ninja Turtles"

SpaceX market cap $2.1tn Microsoft market cap $2.8tn SpaceX revenue ~$20bn Microsoft revenue ~$300bn Incredible.

Home of the Future (50s): We took everything you hate doing, and we do it for you! Giving you more time to do the things you love! Home of the future (2020s): We told everyone about how bad you look, so now you need to spend more time looking like less of a piece of shit! Buy more things!

It's very revealing of a number of things. 1) Are you the only real person who exists? 2) Can you be moderately inconvenienced for 15 seconds without losing your temper? 3) Does might always make right? If the answer is yes to any of those, whoops, you're a right winger!

I've said it before and I will say it again - the Democrats' willingness to throw ACORN under the bus is a big reason why we now are where we are.

happy pride everyone

Death Hill. I love that place.

If only someone could have predicted that Trump would increase inflation ...

Is it a prerequisite among the current generation of elected Democrats to have some half-decent policy positions and pair them with the political instincts of a suicidal clown and the personality of a McKinsey consultant who specializes in firing people with cancer

Kristi Noem's husband:

Hey fellow Georgians. Rick Jackson is a-ok with forcing women to carry their rapist's babies to term. www.huffpost.com/entry/leaked...

In Mississippi, lawyers on both sides of a court case were caught using AI, essentially two LLMs arguing against each other. The judge dismissed all lawyers from the case and canceled the trial: www.404media.co/judge-learns...

brain worms got him. hopefully he re-grounds himself but another important reminder that idolization is ultimately fruitless

Delightful to see a New York Times opinion piece say something so straightforwardly true and yet so unusual for American media

This is Chootie. He looks like a dog, but from one of those 15th century paintings done by someone who had only ever heard about dogs. 12/10 (IG: chootieboy)

If the new Odyssey movie doesn’t feature Supertramp’s “Take the Long Way Home”, I’ll be LIVID.

basketball’s all like gimme that pumpkin i need it and tennis is all like fuck this lemon you take it.

Threads check

Didier Fuentes folks.

Free Speech Champion(tm) Bari Weiss demanding CBS News smear an American executed by her government for protesting bsky.app/profile/elio...

I like big hydrogen atoms & I can’t lie. You other brothers can’t deny. When a water molecule walks in with oxygen on top & two hydrogens in your face you get sprung.

It’s been almost 30 years since the Fifth Element came out and you still can’t just buy a tank top like this any store. What are we doing.

If we lived under a matriarchy the only things that would matter would be the most vulnerable among us: the children the animals the sick the planet.

My friend was out last night and a jam band suddenly formed and then played for a prolonged period. Be careful out there. You never know how close you are to complete catastrophe. Head on a swivel. She’s home now. She’ll be okay. But how can she help but be forever changed?

Tried to talk to him but a breeze kicked up and he's floating over the rooftops three blocks away :/

A Christian metal band called GETHSËMANE

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