Anyone want some girl scout cookies?! I believe shipping is $15 but also happy to deliver to local friends (we have to approved pickup orders) digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/jaclyn...

"You just won the Peach Bowl to take your team to the national championship game, and possibly win the schools first national championship ever! What are you going to do next?!" I'M GOING TO THE CLERMONT LOUNGE!

Idk who needs to hear this, but a tear gas canister fits snugly into a standard hydroflask. Which with a little bit of water and a good fitting cap, will extinguish it. Just for whoever might need this information.

The absolute chokehold these earbuds had on me in high school was unparalleled. Just non-stop Used/MCR/Fall Out Boy/Blink/Good Charlotte over and over and over.

Happy birthday @cavandy.bsky.social !

Is this Due Process?

Is the "High Growth" in the room with us?

Someone who is smarter than me: What is the average margin of error for jobs data, after it is fully revised and finalized, over the last 3 years or so? I feel like I've seen some get adjusted by hundreds of thousands, but also some by only 10,000 or so Either way, 50k jobs isn't super reassuring

There are too many flagships

Me, to my kid: Knives are sharp and to be treated with care. Don't be nervous around them, but make sure to be safe because they can cut you at any time, so be cautious. Also me, in front of her: actively licking residual peanut butter off of a knife after making a PB&J

I can't wait for a bunch of people to arrive in Atlanta from abroad, only to realize they either have to rent a car or rack up a HUGE Uber/Lyft bill in order to get around. Going to be great for the city...

I said this almost a year ago. They are dismantling things to the point where they can do anything, and everything, to anyone. It started with "illegal immigrants" and then moved to "immigrants" and now it is civilians. Love your neighbor.

They are really going with "Comply or Die" less than 24 hours after a US citizen was murdered by a federal agent

Ab-so-fucking-lutely NOT

Imagine what could be done if all of this funding was used for literally anything else...

Here we are, literally a week into 2026, and my Costco membership has almost paid for itself in rebates.

He's going to make condos illegal on accident

CES needs to come to an end. We went too far. It used to be groundbreaking tech that was lifechanging and a real improvement. Now it's waifu holograms and poorly breakdancing robots

The President is definitely a predator, just not in the way he means...

Restaurant overheads=⬆️ Sauce/condiment/licensing overheads=0️⃣

"It can be difficult to find a non-alcoholic negroni" Well yeah. Literally every ingredient is alcohol... That's like saying it can be difficult to find non-alcoholic alcohol.

I'm about to enter another My Chemical Romace phase in my life. I can feel it coming on, something familiar. I apologize to everyone sharing a space with me in these upcoming times, as it will definitely become insufferable before it ends.

Careful. News like this gets out, and the Colombian and Cuban leaders might need to hire legal counsel in NYC.

THIS WAS LITERALLY A BLACK MIRROR EPISODE WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE

If I wasn't so dang principled, I would use AI to create a cartoon dramatization where beavers used their paddle like tails to squirrel suit out of a plane, and then just devastate a forest

Something happens when you stop watching basic network tv. Streaming is trying to replicate it, but has so far only really managed the reality bit. Still early on this theory but why is everything sensationalized doctor/lawyer/cop shows, or torturous reality tv, and it’s just fine?

Is this the DEI that I keep hearing about?

We just murdered 40 people in its pursuit.

This all has the same vibe as a "You can't quit! You're fired!" type of workplace

The US having a veto vote here means this conversation is meaningles

Cookie supplies are dwindling. Morale is at record lows. The weather is spooky, warm and damp. Global politics is an absolute nightmare. Send help, or at least pastries.

How long before a market opens up on "AI Blocking" devices? Honestly I would consider purchasing a device to wear that discretely blocked out those always recording devices, like this ring or the pendants I keep seeing

They don't think you understand anything about Fentanyl. Like when that officer "overdosed on a lethal amount" by simply touching a small amount during a raid.

If you are ok dishing it out, but you wouldn't be ok receiving it, maybe you should think harder about whether it is the right thing to do then... Just something to generally think about during these times.

A self driving lawnmower uses LIDAR to drive, but Teslas don’t because Musk is too cheap. Amazing.

Went to the grocery store to get myself a post race treat and 20oz COKES ARE $2.70?! That’s absolutely wild that anyone would pay that.

It’s officially December 34. Wtf

The remaining Epstein Files must be somehow WORSE than we were all thinking already

Boogity Boogity Boogity. Let’s go racing! 2026 edition.

A functional -~!AnYtHiNg!~- would have stopped this. Really feels like this is just the culmination of decades of foreign influence pushing the US towards worse and worse outcomes

A tale in 3 parts

I just... What are we even doing here anymore? Who is going to be determining payouts here? Why is ANYONE engaging with this? The internet was a mistake.

On day 1, Mamdani is reducing the crime rate. Incredible work

LLMs are not AGI. They are not going to innovate wildly and lead to massive increases in productivity, never imagined before (after a period of increase). LLMs are a reiteration tool. They do not innovate, they assimilate. They don't create, only recreate.

Have you always wanted to get into a fight with your roommate over what's playing on the speaker? Now you won't have to, because both of you can play your own at the same time, and ruin everything.