877-CAS-HNOW

lol; lmfao, in fact.

Bye bye 2025 (yayyy), hello 2026 (boooo)

Oh nooo

I like being trans it's neato

Every single person still posting on X, including electeds, need to be asked why they're using a CSAM generator site.

lol bsky has pornbots now, feels like home

interview with the vampire book Louis and Lestat are yaoi. in the TV show they're yuri. this is a massive improvement

Fine, I’ll stop shit talking Wicked for a week

happy estrojanuary! everyone is saying you should start estrogen to celebrate

can you block yourself on twitter

contrary to popular belief boobie growth isn’t fueled by estrogen it’s fueled by defeating bitches in psychic battles and siphoning the lifeforce from their freshly broken minds

REYOV x @rizumuclubvr.bsky.social Is back with another REYZUMU! @aliquem.bsky.social Ars Gaoetia @andromedavrc.bsky.social @babyjack.bsky.social Starting 9PM PST Tomorrow

quieres probar? 🧉🍮

partying hard for the new year 🥃🍋‍🟩

waking up in 2026 be like 🥴🐶

The year is 2026. Are you making a Star Fox inspired game? I want to play it. I want to support your Kickstarter. I want to edit a trailer. (I'd also like to voice a random background character but that's not a support thing I just think it would be neat) Show me your game! I'll probably like it!

manifesting that all your wishes for 2026 come true cuties 🥂🍇💖

so, pro-tip for people who are getting orchiectomies— do not do strenuous exercise until you are cleared by your doctor 😭😭😭

Taxpayers and charities helped develop Zolgensma. Then it debuted at a record price, ushering in a new class of wildly expensive drugs. Its story upends the widely held conception that high prices reflect huge industry investments in innovation. (Published February)

White House   Maid Shrieks After Spotting    Melania  On Ceiling https://theonion.com/white-house-maid-shrieks-after-spotting-melania-on-ceiling/

sigh I'd have been such a great lesbian

nobody: my brain at 3:12 pm: have you ever been a beaaaannn

The deep sexual dysfunction at the heart of the MAGA movement has burst into full view, argued a columnist who's tracked that malady for years, and it's driving away potential converts.

media keeps covering this and I still don't understand why it's so important to them or why we should care

Happy New Year 2026! Ukraine will be providing the fireworks in Russia tonight.

My life and soul for women's pants and jeans with a 15' rise.

We're reclaiming "sister-wife" from the mormons. It's horny now 😤😤😤

OUT for ‘26: trans people aspiring to be basic. we’re doing exogenous hormones to mess with our bodies and becoming enemies of the state while we do it, lean into being weird already for Christ’s sake. I’m not saying you have to be a freak but like, indulge your interests fully. love yourself!!!

Thread from BBC journalist

OH MY GOD THIS IS SUCH A COOL USE OF BLUESKY’S OPEN PROTOCOL!!

Seeing things like this gives me hope in the world... 🥹

The community in general. voting is now open link will be below. vrcommunityawards.com/unsung-hero-...

no one asked for a sequel to the shitposting fire emblem triangle article but i wrote one anyway www.theverge.com/policy/84960...

so while most of you have been absolutely lovely — and thanks for that btw! — it is sadly time for the quarterly reminder: if you are being "playfully" rude in the replies of someone you have not met, you are just being rude. you have not yet earned the good faith required for joking rudeness!

Hey so this seems like something more people should be talking about 🤔 🗳️ www.npr.org/2025/10/23/n...

when you start transitioning they tell you youre gonna upend society and defeat god and then youre 3 years in and none of that has happened but instead youve transformed into Literally Just Some Lady Who Likes Books And Cheese

This one. This is the piece I hope I'm remembered for. www.jezebel.com/when-surgeon...

Congress Passes Law Banning Women From Leaving House Without Makeup https://theonion.com/congress-passes-law-banning-women-from-leaving-house-without-makeup/

i am continually thankful for what a cis woman friend told me early in transition, “honey, all of femininity is shadowplay. it’s ropes & pulleys & holsters. being a woman is tricking men into seeing what you need them to see so that you fight another day. now put on the fucking shapewear.”

genuinely boggles my mind transphobes post about how much they hate trans people every single day. their blood pressures gotta be crazy

This looks like Sinbad died and got reincarnated as a chair.

crazy how far we've come that expedition 33's writing is praised where final fantasy 13's was derided for throwing a bunch of made up Proper Nouns—when ff13 even had a very detailed glossary you could reference at any time

He communicates with tail wafts and toe beans.