a group of faggots is called a faggle

Kash Patel always looks like he tried to get away with a sneaky fart and a little bit of poo came out.

Absolutely incredible. NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone. Watch with sound on.

If Luigi is Luigi, and the dude who did the paper towel place is "Paper Mario", does that make this Wario?

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

this is the type of shit that was coming out of the microwave in steins gate

i take back everything mean i've said about the PSP/Memoire versions of Oath in Felghana it was all worth it for this undeniably homosexual prologue novella

I've unleashed great evil on my island #tomodachilife

I hope you find someone who loves you and cares for you in the ways you need

Only the finest for my gf, a doggy bowl full of modelo.

try reading this passage and if you find it easier to read than you would usually do. maybe u should look into downloading open dyslexic

BF: “Hey I used some of your cream I found in the bathroom. Estro…something. I feel so great - OMG we should listen to Shania!!!”

kind of pleasant surprise to find a DJ playing house at the coffee shop today

Behind Labour’s transphobic takeover of Stonewall announced today is likely to be an attempt to bring in a *faux* ban on conversion therapy (torturing people, especially trans kids, to make them straight or cis). This is my article in @northwestbylines.co.uk about what I think they are planning…

Reminder the Strudel workshop is tonight in Switch Angel's Discord, linked below! Here's the event link! Come learn how to code music, in an accessible way! discord.gg/WSawZK9S?eve... Starting at 8pmET/5pmPT/2amCET

A all trans girl dodgeball league would go hard

Vampires, please go away

Hi I'm running for President and my entire platform is two more belt loops on the back of women's jeans

this would work on me unfortunately 🤤

High speed trans, for high speed transit, for high speed railings.

if you cant handle me at my "youre so pretty!!" then you dont deserve me at me "no u"

preparing to give another Trans People & "Biological Sex" talk, so I though I'd re-up this – it's an in depth primer on why anti-trans groups have become obsessed with gametes & why the actual science does not support their claims (no paywall): juliaserano.medium.com/why-are-gend...

Being a trans woman around liberals is constantly being told you are included and wanted with their mouths while their actions push you as far away as possible without actively kicking you out, so when you leave because it is clear you are not wanted, they can innocently ask “I wonder why she left?”

The best thing ive ever found in a garadge sale, a snail that is also a mesuring tape

trans woman who does the reverse thing they do to little children with the height markings on the doorframe

This too is yuri.

Louder louder louder

Lock the fuck in, Gumshoes. Carmen Sandiego stole a priceless wax pressing of "One of These Nights" by the Eagles. You've got to stop her before she travels back in time to 149 BC Carthage and trades it to Scipio Africanus the Younger for a kilo of the good shit. *Rockapella bops on stage*

If you see this, quote with a picture of you in glasses

Are there any electrical engineering types in my circle comfortable doing some math to estimate how much electricity would be wasted by leaving a fridge door open for 10 minutes (in 1990)?

it's enough to make you want to

Like... I'm sorry, but to win future elections, you need a good chunk of the people who sat out in 2016 or 2024 to vote for you, and I just don't think that sneering at them and saying it's their fault that things are the way they are right now is going to win them over, even if you truly believe it

kissing women is a really good thing to do. i don't know if you knew this. but it's true

Anti-war group set up in Japan. They are campaigning at Shinjuku Station." We want world peace!" Fuck Trump

palantir should be viewed as the enemy of modern society

IG newemergingking “Boys should know a real yes. Just because someone says yes doesn't mean it's a real one. If you had to convince them, pressure them, or keep asking... it was already a no. A real yes is clear. No hesitation. No pressure. No confusion. Anything else? Leave it alone.”

Today, April 20th, 2026 is the 20th Anniversary of the release of Mother 3 in Japan. It has yet to be officially localized in any language.

shoutout to taking a really long time doing ur hair and makeup and feeling awesome about it just for it all to go away when some Man Fuckign Speaks

Every time I see another Pedro Pascal photo I remember that TikTok series 'Pedro Pascal dresses like a non-binary lesbian" and smile

⚠️ Palantir released what it describes as a vision for “The Technological Republic” in which it argues AGAINST democratic and cultural pluralism and FOR militaristic supremacy enforced by a technocratic elite who produce AI weaponry. These points stand out:

I love being trans. I love absolutely everything about it. It's *magical*. It's the best thing that's ever happened to me, aside from meeting Mercy. Transphobia sucks. Dysphoria sucks. But those are the fault of this society, not my transness.

AUDIO: “The Strait is still closed. We will open it by the order of our leader, not by the tweets of some idiot.” GROK tries to claim Iran’s Navy wasn’t talking about Trump here 🤔 🤥 Meanwhile ABC shares audio of Indian ships being fired on in the (Trump-caused) confusion👇🏽

I assume that this is rhetorical, because we know what’s going on.

🇪🇸 SPAIN’S PM (Pedro Sánchez): “Tuesday, the Spanish Government will bring to Europe the proposal that the EU should break its association agreement with Israel.”

Damn. 😕🇺🇸

its a shame millennials will never be homeowners cuz this is what my house would look like

Chile peppers are a traditional part of Indian cuisine — and a key crop for women farmers. They say it's too demanding for men. "In spite of the challenges," says one, "we've found freedom." n.pr/4mAU2o6

The worst part of existing is having someone actively forget everything about you and not being able to tell if they are fucking with you or not.

the ideal man is bobby hill but hung