I’m sorry everybody, I really wanted to come but my mom told me I can’t come to the rapture :( (I asked her to say no)

Good morning to all the pet parents who have their fur babies fun names, and to them only. (This is an invitation to tell me their names)

Describe your 6 favorite Pokémon in three words or less each. - Orange mouse rat - original Fire dog - purple ghost guy - big plant mouth - angry water dragon - ground spikey guy

Pro tip: stop waiting around for someone else to choke you (positive) and choke yourself out on front squats instead

Send this to someone you want on your zombie apocalypse team, or someone you this would be patient zero in the zombie apocalypse. Don’t let them know which one they are though.

LIVE NOW!!!!

I was gone for one full day from social media for work and now we’re talking about a rapture happening on Tuesday??

Good morning to everyone who’s into fitness (fitting this whole pizza in their mouth or any other words that start with p), and to them only.

Good morning to everyone who is one HD away from receiving an ADHD diagnosis, and to them only.

APoc is looking for 5 BIPOC players for an October 19 Kids On Bikes 2e one shot. Your Director, @keichiokami.itch.io will lead your group to navigate the night of October 30th, 1994, Devil’s night. docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

Are you attending #PAXUnplugged this year? Would you like to improve the con experience for tons of attendees? Want a free badge, tshirt, & other goodies? Hop over to tinyurl.com/TTUnplug...#PAXUnpluggedto fill out our volunteer form now! We're accepting applications through 9/30, so don't miss your chance!

Good morning to everyone who still has their sourdough starter from 2020, and to them only.

A company really had the audacity to reach out offering me their $20 product for free in exchange for the following: One (1) Instagram Post (Reel) (w/ link in bio), Two (2) Instagram Stories (w/ link sticker), One (1) TikTok Post (w/ link in bio)

A professor from my Alma mater was fired for posting the mildest of takes and I’m SO disappointed

Today is a great day to spend 5 minutes unsubscribing from 5-10 spam emails…just saying

Good morning to everyone who has come to terms with the fact that they probably wouldn’t want to survive in a zombie apocalypse, and to them only.

Cute date idea: order Thai food and then retake your 16personality types to learn more about yourself and your partner

Gang, I’m going to be honest, I’m not doing so hot under our current dictatorship

It's a good thing I wore my green today because my $250,000 pitch is turning into an $800,000 to $1.6 million pitch 😭‼️

We’re got a packed lineup of TTRPGs for you this #BIPOCVampDay - this is your thread for all that we have in store. See the full details and schedule here: vampirepyramidscheme.com/bipocvampday... #vampires #vtm #bvd25

Me: I'm not superstitious Also me: I need to wear green on any day I ask a donor for more than $10,000 to set my intentions.

🗣️ WE ARE COMING UP ON OUR LAST 24 HOURS OF OUR KICKSTARTER!! WE need $265 to fund!! The first THREE episodes are out now if you want to get a vibe before backing: open.spotify.com/playlist/7b0... Help us reach our goal here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/5gm...

Hate it when I see a hot person I follow say “I asked chat gpt to” literally anything because then I’m asking my block and mute button to do something 😭

Good morning to everyone who loved playing 3D Space Cadet Pinball back on their family computer in the computer room, and to them only. Anyway, go stretch out your joints and take an ibuprofen or something

PAXU is significantly more expensive than I thought it was going to be this year...so if anyone wants to book a charity consult ($35), commission a custom good morning or run an ad during a charity stream (we can chat about price) let me know 👀

Drink some water you dehydrated pile of anxiety (affectionate)

The man who is outside my window shaving down tree branches is doing his job so I can’t be too mad at him but I was trying to record videos about what to do when you misgender someone when he started so I just a little mad

Good morning to everyone who has found better wizarding world media to consume than support the one that fuels bigotry and hate against the trans community, and to them only.

Join us on Friday, September 26 as we unleash the heat in Adamantine Chef! Join @philistulok.bsky.social @jeremycobb1.bsky.social @supergeekmike.bsky.social @dimplesndice.bsky.social @sunnyblondy.bsky.social and me as we battle it out in the kitchen and raise funds for Trevor Project! 🌈

Good morning to all Boros Magic players, and to them only.

Wishing you a very good nap today 🖤

Good morning to everyone who is excited to carve pumpkins and drink apple cider this fall, and to them only.

It’s just so on brand for America that we’re still talking about a dead man who used ever fiber of his being to spew hate about marginalized communities but stop talking about school shootings after the thoughts and prayers are doled out.

Good morning to everyone patiently waiting for Elder Scrolls VI, and to them only.

I know the world is falling apart around us, but I still want you to make time to take care of yourself.

Pokemon Pokopia looks cute and all but I’m not going to buy a Switch 2 just to play this game. You’re going to have to do better than that’s Nintendo

Good morning to everyone who woke up too late to watch Nintendo Direct live, and to them only.

Portland, I am in youuuu!

Portland here I come (yay) Via airport (nay)

Oops, I dropped this $jesthehuman

Good morning to everyone who is excited to play Borderlands 4 tomorrow, and to them only.

Do you want to join a pre-recorded oneshot of Thirsty Sword Lesbians that battle the Lady of Chains? They rocket through the stars to safeguard diplomats ending a generations-old conflict. Form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSd7BEJvPlenLaqo7pTO2UMUfPLo8U87HNQbTIl5NInYPikmzg/viewform?pli=1

I’m tired, grandpa.

Good morning to everyone who would rather stay at home, make a blanket fort, and watch scary movies than go out to the bars on the weekend, and to them only.

Y'all, dndbeyond really said "you're fighting Strahd for the first time?? How about you die instead of doing any damage"

I fear our Curse of Strahd party has lost the original plot but along the way we found Fred and Spud Pals so I’m OK with it.

While Juli takes a break from Tactics Memoriam posting, I’ll take the lead! Live Kickstarter for a tactical tabletop RPG about taking a stand in the afterlife. Combat inspired by classics like Fire Emblem, blending storytelling with deep character development. www.kickstarter.com/projects/165...

A brand new story begins tomorrow night at 5 PM PST/8 PM EST! Join us for the premiere of NEO-N, a cyberpunk magical girl story featuring @evilhat.bsky.social's Girl By Moonlight and benefiting @medicalaidpal.bsky.social! Welcome to the future. Welcome to Garden. What will take root inside of you?

TLDR I am ISO raffle prizes like physical TTRPG books, dice, dice bags, commander decks, booster packs, deck boxes, etc for a raffle in November AND people who want to run charity streams in October to support @dotsrpg.org 🖤

Good morning to everyone who likes the Saja Boys more than HUNTR/X, and to them only.