It’s a Curse of Strahd campaign except Strahd is played like Sam Reich and your party might get sent on prompts throughout Barovia and one of them could win the Bloody Ear.

Good morning to everyone working on not being a people pleaser, and to them only.

Good morning to everyone who loves a good heist, and to them only.

I benched a plate and did one unassisted chin up today — something I haven’t been able to do in over a year and a half since I hurt my shoulder 😭 I’ve had such a shitty week so this is such a nice win.

It’s a curse of Strahd campaign but Strahd is played like Tom Cruise during that one Oprah interview and he tries to recruit the party to join the Church of Strahdology.

Good morning to all the dungeon masters who love describing an ornate door in a dungeon and asking how the players open it, only for there to be no traps or tricks, and to them only.

Good morning to all the dungeon masters who love throwing a puzzle into the mix to see how their players come together to solve it, and to them only.

Clocked in a little early for my job at the meme sending factory today

Spent all week in Indiana getting misgendered by family members only to come back to work today and get misgendered/called a woman. Gang, I’m over it.

ISO of TTRPG Channel to join streamathon in support of @msf.ca on: Wednesday, May 20 (going into May 21) from 11:30-2:30 am PDT. Thursday, May 21 from 2:30-5:30 pm PDT.

Good morning to everyone doing their best today, and to them only.

I have a 7am PT appointment and a 10am interview and my flight keeps getting delayed in Las Vegas — it’s past 11:30 pm now 😭

If you really want a new setting for DnD you should get Bolarius, it’s a fraction of the cost and I can promise it’s actually good! boguscheesecake.itch.io/bolarius

Check our donation incentives for Doctors Without Borders! Can these time traveling tourists fix their mistake and get Christ back before time is fucked? Created by @dustehill.bsky.social Starring @jesthehuman.itch.io @miguelclassico.bsky.social @thewiggeddm.bsky.social @valminotaur.bsky.social

We've got a couple of livestreams coming up this month! Join us MAY 7TH for "Get Him to the Holy Sepulchre" in partnership with @charittrpgs.bsky.social! And on May 13th join guest GM @iknowadamseats.bsky.social for HYPERMALL: UNLIMITED VIOLENCE More deets in the comments!

Good morning to everyone who loves playing a subby little warlock, and to them only.

May the Fourth be with you! Join the thrilling finale of our Rebel Scum charity stream for Doctors Without Borders (Palestinian Aid) as our crew is breaches Starquiller Base to rescue a striking union leader from the evil Killstar Republik. twitch.tv/manyfacedplays www.youtube.com/@queersnspears

My partner had a dream that I entered us into a kissing contest and said we had to divide and conquer to win the competition 😂

I am 100% the type of person who has to mask being a normal person when it’s game night and someone breaks into a story for ten minutes during their turn and then has the audacity to ask whose turn it is 😬

Good morning to everyone who constantly almost dies in D&D because of their terrible dice rolls, and RIP to them only.

If you’re so incredibly sleepy I want you to put your phone down and shut your eyes ☺️

We are live playing Misspent Youth from @fraggingunicorns.bsky.social to benefit @msf.ca @msfusastreaming.bsky.social with a focus on Palestinian aid in conjunction with @jesthehuman.itch.io & @charittrpgs.bsky.social ! twitch.tv/manyfacedplays www.youtube.com/@queersnspears

If this pops up during your scroll time, I want you to know that you are loved…also your D&D character might in danger but the real takeaway is that you’re loved.

Things I don’t like in Magic - Being the first person to deal combat damage - When my play mat doesn’t come with a tube - Mono blue players - How expensive my addiction to cardboard is

Good morning to everyone who has never eaten a tide pod, and to them only.

By age 30 you should Have a TTRPG group that meets infrequently because of scheduling issues A Rolodex of hyperfixations that you cycle through every 2-4 months and at least one that is seven years old At least one houseplant you haven’t killed

It’s a Curse of Strahd campaign but Strahd is played like Brennan Lee Mulligan on an episode of Game Changers that he is desperate to win.

Good morning to everyone who loves watching the sun rise, and to them only.

I forgot how slow people in Indiana drive 😭

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Tonight at 8:00 PM Eastern we'll be playing Rebel Scum from @9thlevelgames.bsky.social raising funds for @msf.ca in conjunction with @jesthehuman.itch.io & @charittrpgs.bsky.social on @queersnspears.bsky.social & Many-Faced Plays @aadimk.bsky.social ! www.twitch.tv/manyfacedplays

Asking all the dungeon masters to introduce an NPC who asks the party if they’d like to fight one rat or double it and give it to the next party and by the time it comes around to the party again it’s been doubled and given to the next party 6 times and the rats have grown to a hoard of 64.

if you have one of those mega-bundles that Itch does not seem keen on supporting then check this out randombundlegame.com you can select which ones you have, search and filter them, get a random suggestion on a game to play, identify soundtracks, and more

Our flight is delayed in Texas 😭 send help

Good morning to everyone who refuses to use gen AI, and to them only.

If I could have any D&D cantrip I’d want the message cantrip. Can you imagine when your coworker says some dumb shit and you look to your work bestie and use it to talk about them??

Good morning to everyone who likes to 100% their video games, and to them only.

I am looking for 3-4 TTRPG channels/groups to join a 24 hour TTRPG charity stream raid train / streamathon to support Doctors Without Borders on Thursday, May 21! See below for times available 👀

Yes the golden rule of treat others how you would like to be treated but don’t forget to treat YOURSELF how you would like to be treated.

Just want to remind folks that winning awards should not be your only barometer of success and should never be tied to personal worth. We are all rockstars in our own ways and I hope you find value in the work you do outside of the judgement of others.

Another month means another gratitude post saying thank you to the folks who support what I do in the tabletop charity space every month. 🖤 Ways to support and additional special thanks below

Good morning to everyone who enjoys visiting aquariums to see the fish while simultaneously feeling bad for the fish, and to them only.

To all the men who comment stupid stuff on my content, just know that you’re screenshotted in at least 2 group chats and we’re all laughing at you.

I am going to combust if one more person asks me if they’ll see me at Magic Con Vegas 😭 I’ll be in the Midwest visiting family who will misgender me 79.9% of the time and asking why my legs aren’t shaved. Draw a stick figure of me into your photos.

Good morning to everyone whose birth year starts in a 19, and to them only. Wishing you all rolls of 19 or higher for all your D&D skill checks and perhaps a good stretch and ibuprofen just in case.

Do you ever get to the end of a work day and then you’re like only have to do this 4 more times this week and every week for the next 30 years or so 😬😭

Good morning to everyone who still calls all their former teachers by Mr./Ms./Mrs./Mx. Last Name whenever they see and talk to them, and to them only.

Bad morning to the woman who messed around with the bench weights as I was getting ready to lift the bar up and then came back to try to take a weight off the bench that I was actively using, and to her only.

My love language is calling you a nerd and occasionally trying to kill your D&D character. What can I say? I’m a romantic.

Hit me with your best D&D pick up line 👀