Yuns should watch me make fancy little lace cookies

(Wish you could) try, try this American pie

A sketch-y attempt at summarizing the Graham Platner Experience (so far)

America’s 250th birthday has been ruined, yall. Ruined I say!

How hard it is to clean a damn (reflecting) pool anyway?

In light of that MMA meathead calling Michele a man, here’s what I think anytime transvestigation comes up

Did California just perpetrate the most brazen election fraud in history?!? (lol no)

When’s the last time yall heard about DEI

Can James Talarico truly hope to win in Texas?!

In Trump’s GOP, you kiss the ring or you die (electorally speaking)

I’m headed your way SF! I’m well aware that yall don’t say San Fran and also this is not rage bait so please just come see me anyway. Cobb’s Comedy Club! Tickets at www.traecrowder.com

Hey yall I guess BlueSky changed the way uploading videos work and there is a size limit now, which I am too techdumb to find a workaround for so…here’s a link to my latest video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2bx...

POLL: Republican Men Huge Babies, Turns Out

(Not so) Fancy Fixins: Biscuits and Chocolate Gravy

There was another attempt on Trump’s life this weekend….OR WAS THERE

On beefin with the Pope and the infamous Dr. Jesus H Trump picture

How can anyone spin this Iran situation as anything but a colossal embarrassment

Happy Easter from me and President Trump

Talkin to my Pappaw’s ghost about current events (he’s been dead like 20 years)

Honestly bring on the aliens at this point.

Almost time Burlington! Five shows; two days! Frigid outdoor temperatures, apparently! See ya there. Few tickets left at www.traecrowder.com

The world ain’t it so watch me make a focaccia dolce instead, won’t you

Soooo what exactly is ICE supposed to do at the airports, again?

Just updating the ol pinned tour graphic, as I am periodically wont to do. Come see me out there on the trail. I hear it’s dusty.

How I imagine the war updates are going at the White House

Need a distraction? Watch me make lemon bars, won’t you?

Does anyone actually know why we…ya know…started a WAR IN IRAN?!

The state of our (super divided, prolly doomed) Union, everybody

Bit from my last special about Texas politics (this could be the year tho!!)

On the whole James Talarico/Colbert/Christianity thing

It’s a can’t miss move in the world of Nashville country music!

On all the outrage toward Bad Bunny’s halftime performance

Need a distraction? Watch my country self make babkas why not

All this Epstein stuff got me feelin insane over here

Smokey Bear’s a fed

How can anyone possibly defend what ICE/Border Patrol is doing?!

You ain’t gotta go to Portland for this experience these days

ANNOUNCEMENT: Just when you thought it couldn’t get any more unreasonable, ICE HAS FORCIBLY RESCHEDULED MY SHOWS this weekend in the Carolinas. In this case I do mean like the meteorological ice…but it still sucks. (1/2)

Let’s talk Whiskey Tango for a minute here

America is fully off the rails yall (January 2026 Edition)

Ok so why did we invade Venezuela again??

Tried to put a little “south” in Southern California this past New Year (foodwise anyway)

Bye bye 2025 (yayyy), hello 2026 (boooo)

I can’t handle the Truth Social post from Trump about Rob Reiner

LA People, if you’re looking for a fun show tonight I’m excited to be one of the 12 Guests of Christmas on Doug Loves Movies! Tickets at dynastytypewriter.com

Watch me make cream horns for a potluck won’t you

Skeeeew, Trash Daddy made the cut (in a field of a lot of great specials too). Appreciate ya, LA Times. www.latimes.com/entertainmen...

A banner week for tyrants, racists, and dummies (or banner decade, really)

Fancy Fixins: Hillbilly Makes Tarte Tatin

Are the Republicans in serious trouble going into 2026?