This is what every game developer sounds like right now.

i have my doubts about trump being booed at game 3 gametime.co/nba-basketba...

platner/fetterman of mice and men stage production

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

Vinnie Pasquantino's sasquatch

"Valor Mortis"

Yeah, he gladly complied in advance and it didn’t save him or the institution he was trying to protect

BLOGGER WHO HAS NEVER HELD A REAL JOB: you bitches sound just like human reources

for reference and comparison: conservatively, the United States spent two-thirds of that figure in the *first week* of the war on Iran. it's genuinely difficult to overstate how many world-historical own goals US politics has accumulated over the past few decades

I specifically requested no more metaphors

Yes!

the thing that’s been painfully obvious for years is that unchecked capital accumulation paired with gutting the social safety net and public goods was going to lead to commerce without customers. an economy built on consumption when no one has money to consume.

Knicks are undefeated since KAT appeared in Devil Wears Prada 2

Happy pride <3

"Basketball is Charles Barkley's 4th favorite sport" feels like the greatest joke from a NBA mockumentary but instead we get this

Didn't we all read chapter 94 of Moby Dick and realize how great and beautiful this would be?

As a Wolves fan, I think we might have been the problem here

Imagine uncritically publishing Platner's PR dispatches to your substack for a year and then today just saying "Hmm. Interesting reporting today."

Not going back to Lance Bass will bite them in the ass

Me every year on my birthday

LET'S MOSEY

In Star Wars X-COM every shot has 3% accuracy

what

Tupac is going to be in the next Yakuza game. RGG is really lighting themselves on fire

gonna be about a month before i need to take anyone up on this but is anyone within an ~hour radius of the twin cities potentially able to let me and gf crash at their place or at least their driveway so i can avoid sleeping in a parking lot when i very likely move out there (yup). for like 1-3weeks

a big ol bellylaugh from me

It's neat to think how none of us will ever do this bad a job at anything we ever do in our entire lives

Right here

Important news: My wife, who worked in Detroiters’ art department, has located the original Karn on the Cobb file in her archive.

Long overdue. HBD to the king

This is real btw

Unreasonably upset about Satrapi's death. It disturbs me that even in her obituaries they mention that her work talked about the current islamic regime but not the fact that her work tells the story about how the US and British created those circumstances through the shah. She was never allowed

Tumblr is still so vital

look at these devils

Paris air pollution is down 50% after its radical bike-friendly transformation Cars have been banned from more than 100 streets. Tens of thousands of parking spots have been eliminated. Hundreds of miles of bike lanes have been added. And air pollution is plummeting

things functionally illiterate ppl don’t understand about genie myths and stories: - they're always fables about how using their powers has unforeseen, negative repercussions - the genie always goes back in the damn bottle

The regulatory state is more important to the smooth operation of society to which we’ve become accustomed than anyone in this administration realizes, and in a lot of ways, we’ve already run off the cliff and are just starting to look down

Christ, you're the governor of the entire state. Shut the building down. It's not sovereign territory like a foreign embassy. Pull the certificate of occupancy. Cut the power. Back it up with state police. Stop coddling fascists and groveling every time they order you around. Act like an American.

ICE vehicles have been seen this morning in the Corcoran and Powderhorn neighborhoods/ South Minneapolis. It would be great to get extra support from community today. Please help out in your local area. 1/

Marjane Satrapi 1969-2026

the way the dog turns his head halfway in sent me

thank you for this thread! i had an off-the-cuff comic turned into a meme and it's such a weird feeling that my art is just being spread out there without any credit here's a version with my name on it, im fine with people using that one :)

71% against is rookie numbers. We can pump these numbers up

I guess we're really never getting the strait opened.

Imagine being in the control room at your grownup TV job the first time you realize that television is created by people making choices, and doesn’t just happen organically.

“Content” also insidiously shifts significance and validity to the platform, not the substance — content is contained, what defines content is the existence and form of the container