this is what some of you look like in short sleeve button-up shirts

What anime. Does Victor Wembanyama watch

Yvan Cournoyer, circa 1970 Montreal #Canadiens #StanleyCupPLayoffs

MAJOR spoiler alert (click on this anyway)

Every graduation speech about AI

Butch Patrick implies the existence of Femme Patrick

Former Google CEO Eric Schmidt was booed throughout this commencement speech at the University of Arizona for his praise of AI. This comes just a week after another commencement speaker who mentioned AI was booed at a school in Florida. Read more: www.404media.co/ucf-ai-comme...

Hector fights to the death to honor his country, wife and son, which is what conservative men idealize and fantasize about. Achilles mostly sulks and has gay sex with his cousin, which is more in line with what conservative men actually do.

my latest piece for @flaminghydra.com is a response to Ryan Coogler's apparent affection for the Coca-Cola Freestyle machine, which i find an affront to the higher ideal of soda that tastes like itself

saw this on an ACT UP poster from 1988 at the Poster House museum today. the more things change :)

ken burns go hang your head in shame

i know the inclination is to send that to every trump supporter you still know while saying “this man doesn’t give a fuck about you loser“ and you should lean into that inclination

Looking forward to all these guys being ____

Easiest $75 I’ve ever spent. The siege reinforced my passion for supporting local institutions where local folks, not corporations, control their fate. Aaron has made this place better for a long time — not an easy task when your job is the Twins! — so it felt great to hit “buy” this morning.

awoo 55

me when anyone asks me to describe the current state of america

STARTREK/BEVERLEY.GIF

They fucking love losing. They love it. They think it makes them better, that it's a virtue!

No wonder she's the one they chose

Starting at 8pm central tonight, I present “The Best of 1985” live at twitch.tv/djjakerudh for 5+ hours of music videos. And with releases by New Order, Kate Bush, INXS, Tears For Fears, REM, The Cure, Smiths, Cult, Replacements & The Jesus & Mary Chain alone, there will be no lack of ace content!

This is how every other country imagines life in America

good morning!! it's that time again!!

When people jerk me off, I kill them!

Lieutenant, don't jerk me off!

Giving the panda-girl demo the fan service they demand.

@taylordahlin.com coming in with another barn burner. Minneapolis is giving $30,000 of money earmarked for Operation Metro Surge recovery to the 50th and France business association so that they can put on concerts in the plaza… in Edina. Email your councilmember. taylordahlin.com/f/minneapoli...

Starting at 8pm central tonight, I’m hosting ‘The Best of 1984’ in sound & vision via my Twitch channel at twitch.tv/djjakerudh. 5+ hours of Depeche Mode, The Cure, Bunnymen, REM, Replacements, Psychedelic Furs, Cocteau Twins, New Order, Talk Talk, Smiths, Siouxsie & more.

Mack The Knife verse 1: this macheath guy is bad news. Mack The Knife verse 6:

NORM GREEN STILL SUCKS

"Damn, that $100 could have bought me ONE GALLON OF GAS!"

Team Italy forever

awoo 52

No way that this happened TWICE now to this guy lmao

Trump falls down while escorted out of dinner

There is only one special report worth interrupting my Wolves playoff game and that wasn’t it

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But for real, it's kind of funny that this is the guy that has the centrist Dem establishment like "He must be stopped!"

Alex Jones is now just making supercuts of Tim & Eric sketches and freaking out. Alex Jones on Twitter: "⚠️EVEN MORE VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED: We Compiled a Super Clip of Even More of Their Most Depraved Publicly-Released Material. This is SICK FOOTAGE From The Onion Scum."

Alright, I’m home now so here’s the Norm update. Yesterday at 4pm, I got a text from a family I’ve been helping who had a loved one abducted a couple of days after Renée Good’s murder. This was the family that Norm Nation kept from being evicted (and you delivered). ICE had released their loved one.

The fan behind coach Finch understands it.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.