Not A Crab Yet
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deworming my soul on this site|| on an endless quest to become crab 🦀
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Woke up in the middle of the night craving some asbestos
12 months ago
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊
3 days ago
*pronounces tomatoes like comatose*
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊
3 days ago
I like big butts and I cannot lie you other brothers can't deny that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung
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fungible thadius🍥
3 days ago
I can't wait for grandma's baked microplastics casserole and famous forever chemical gravy 🤤
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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠
3 days ago
Your secret is safe with the black void that is my mind
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3 days ago
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If I were in Ocean’s 11, I’d be stealing some otters from the zoo
3 days ago
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Sorry, I can’t. I’ll be burying my face in a bag of croutons
3 days ago
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🎩🦐☕️🏰🪸🌊
6 days ago
You can ward off the poop man by leaving crushed peanuts around your doorway
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James Damron
6 days ago
Farts so bad that you look for poop, snd question if your dog is violating The Geneva Convention.
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I'mWintersMom
6 days ago
why are they called eyelids when skindows was right there
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Sometimes I feel like I’m not big enough to be considered megafauna
6 days ago
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Cigarette
6 days ago
I don't believe that you could, in any meaningful way, restrain a 7 foot tall Danny Devito.
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I am become microplastics
8 days ago
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Gabo
13 days ago
That translates to "Jewish whore"... This was NOT a GenZ protest like the ones in Nepal, Morocco and Madagascar...
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Gabo
13 days ago
Ya entendí quién era el público objetivo de la protesta Gen Z... Periodistas extranjerxs huevonxs.
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Thousands protest crime and corruption in Mexico City as 'Gen Z' protests gain momentum
Thousands of people in Mexico City are protesting crime, corruption and impunity. The protest Saturday, organized by Generation Z, gained strong support from older opposition party members.
https://apnews.com/article/mexico-generation-z-protest-9b0a8b1461a1ec47cce696d25e04feb5
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Why does Saudi Arabia want to build an Eye of Sauron stadium?
about 1 month ago
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Daisy
about 2 months ago
Idk, the Bermuda Triangle sounds pretty relaxing right now
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Uncle Duke
about 2 months ago
John's calves burned with each step, and a sharp pain pierced his abdomen. As he neared the safety of daylight, the sound of webbed feet slapping concrete grew louder. He risked a look over his shoulder, and found himself staring directly into the beady eyes of fate. He screamed.
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bad bisque
2 months ago
this new protein powder got me feeding some type of whey
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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉
about 2 months ago
Me: They call me mellow yellow lol Doctor: It’s called jaundice, and nothing good rhymes with it
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Fuck Adobe and their shitty products
2 months ago
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I made a rapture comic
2 months ago
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What happens to people indoors during the rapture? Do they get stuck under the ceiling?
2 months ago
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I can’t wait for either Peggy or Mrs. Scott to wipe that self righteous snobby look out of Mrs. Kirkland’s face
#thegildedage
4 months ago
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guys, does anyone know where can i get my king gizzard and the lizard wizard fix now?
4 months ago
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I don’t want to work today. I want to live as a jellyfish.
4 months ago
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Slugs are neat
4 months ago
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Dr Francis Young
4 months ago
I understand justice matters but the reopening of cold cases is surely going too far now
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i need the bean juice
4 months ago
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Vi Mentiras y ahora no me puedo sacar la canción de “Fíjate, fíjate en tu secretaria” 😭
5 months ago
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𝔰𝔬𝔲𝔭 𝔤𝔬𝔬𝔡
5 months ago
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Viv
5 months ago
"He was a boy, she was a girl, can they make it any more obvious." - Lavigne 8:01
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Can I opt out of existing today?
5 months ago
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wEy, o SeA nO eS Mi cuLPa qUe dOña MaRi yA nO pUedA pAgAr el PrediAL de su pRopiEdad y LA va A pErDer. estÁn ViniEnDo nóMAdas DiGitaLEs cOOL 😎 a TRabAjar eN caFetErías ✨ 𝒶ℯ𝓈𝓉𝒽ℯ𝓉𝒾𝒸✨
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5 months ago
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erika
5 months ago
reach out and touch faith
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Ruin a book’s title by replacing one word with butthole: The three body butthole
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5 months ago
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Hot Blooded Tough Guy Rusty Shackles
5 months ago
Life comes at you fast
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K. Thor Jensen
5 months ago
The singularity is awesome
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Kat Alderson 🎉
5 months ago
🎶 Puttin’ on the Ritz… but it’s just me, making peanut butter on crackers for supper
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
5 months ago
We really need some laws to make sure that if you’re wearing glasses that record video everyone knows it. Legally mandate that if you’re wearing smart glasses you also have to wear a cap with a propeller on it
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Moose Allain
5 months ago
Venn diagram
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Sir Oswald Rigby
5 months ago
Please review my PowerPoint about how this is fucked up
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BooBooKitty
5 months ago
Live, Love, Lick a poisonous frog
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Before you get too invested in this friendship, just know I only like the cookie part of Oreos and will throw away the middle white stuff
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5 months ago
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muhree
5 months ago
watching jaws rn im shaking innmy boots
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Betsy Wetsy
6 months ago
clenching my jaw as a hobby
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why am i awake rn? and why can’t i go back to sleep? 😭😭
5 months ago
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Barba Papa 🏳️🌈The Bear Did Lady
6 months ago
"Do me a solid" *me to my innards after a bout of diarrhoea*
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