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Swimming back for a sequel.
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Out of Context Mickey Mouse Comics
about 1 hour ago
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If they were doing a real GOT prequel theyβd have one set in Old Valyria before the Doom. Not another knights in the seven kingdoms deal
about 1 hour ago
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the japanese porn titles bot is smarter than the ais that ceos are trying to use to eliminate jobs
about 1 hour ago
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Someone should tell chuck schumer that the baileys were beaten & tear gassed by ice
about 1 hour ago
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deodorant sandwich
about 1 hour ago
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gorlock
about 20 hours ago
far more people die each year by slipping on pears than on banana peels but you never hear about it because it doesn't fit the narrative
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We shall fight them in the beaches and the fields. Man to man. Penis to penis. *burps*
about 21 hours ago
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This dollar tree is powered by a 1970s computer.
about 21 hours ago
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happy pizza happy pizza pizza pizza happy pizza happy pizza happy pizza happy happy pizza happy
about 21 hours ago
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nadira rodin
about 22 hours ago
hey man come over we are making the howard dean noise into each others ass holes
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we call it, present opening day around these parts
1 day ago
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They call me. The scorpion king
1 day ago
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Great Plains Posters' Workshop
1 day ago
when i eat potato salad i call it "removing a piece from the chessboard"
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Four hundred asses
1 day ago
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY
1 day ago
How social animals work together
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Basted to perfection
1 day ago
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Whiskey Friday? No. Frodo Friday
1 day ago
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Always Caius. Always
add a skeleton here at some point
1 day ago
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Frog and Toad Bot
1 day ago
The turtle laughed. The lizards laughed. The snake laughed. The field mouse laughed, and Frog laughed.
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morrowind.txt
2 days ago
What makes this smell?
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georgia-lux
1 day ago
Gollum wins Hollywood's Most Famous Cloaca award for an unprecedented 19th consecutive year
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The event horizon crew didnβt kill themselves & each other because the ship went to hell. The PA system was just playing paramore on a loop at max volume
2 days ago
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Eating wigs, as a pastime, activity
2 days ago
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Odysseus was Korean
2 days ago
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If goofyβs urine were not real, we would have to invent it
2 days ago
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Woke urine
2 days ago
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deus_ex.txt
2 days ago
What the hell was that all about?
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Guillotine Hunger Force
about 1 month ago
dogs when you get home be like O Captain! My Captain! *pees on the floor*
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Killing a Dracula with a corn dog stick
2 days ago
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I could play skeletor, easy
2 days ago
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I canβt believe they keep making game of thrones spin offs about stuff I donβt care about.
2 days ago
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They call it Long Island but itβs not even that long. Like a guy bragging about being in the national average penis size range
2 days ago
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I bet that dorkopill guy canβt hold his liquor. drops like a fruit fly after a couple weak sips of whiskey, coughing heavily.
2 days ago
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dokoupil. more like dorkopill amirite
2 days ago
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I heard your dad finally lost his virginity
2 days ago
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Frog and Toad Bot
2 days ago
βThat kite is junk,β said the robins. βThrow it away and go home.β
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toilet paper is stupid. just use a phaser at low power setting on your butthole
2 days ago
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Godzilla vs Context
2 days ago
Destroy All Monsters (1968)
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The Australian- Hungarian empire
2 days ago
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The 1970s were so crazy. Hobbits were taking psychedelics and voting for George Wallace
2 days ago
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ghost in the 50s getting traumatized into moving on to the afterlife after accidentally seeing john wayne taking a shit
2 days ago
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Los Angeles is known as the city of angles. All kinds. 90 degrees. 45. 30. You name it
2 days ago
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If a unicorn bit a Dracula the Dracula would turn into a fairy
2 days ago
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Terminator isnβt scary. Iβd just walk around magnets.
2 days ago
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Pears are a type of meat
2 days ago
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ET curing grumpiness with a glowing finger up the butthole
2 days ago
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I love firing lasers at attacking aliens
2 days ago
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disc horse bot
2 days ago
Fellas, is it gender-critical to fuck a couch?
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Cosmos Lionheart
3 days ago
vault dwellers have to lock dicks and defeat challengers like deer fighting to win that position
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And a double dumbass on you!!!
3 days ago
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