The vibes are so Rancid I feel like I'm at Warped Tour

Starting a Star Wars cosplay OF called Boba's Feet

GRWM: civil war edition

🖤

all daft, no punk

*slides cat photos towards you* Here, take two of these and call me in the morning.

*pounces u*

INNOVATION!!

No one ever put out any of those dumpster fires, so there's just a landfill fire now

Okay, we should've set all the clocks back to 1999 and done Y2K right this year.

The reposts will continue until *waves around vaguely* things improve

I can’t join ICE because I once gave a woman an orgasm 😔

wake me up when it’s hammer time again

*trust falls into the abyss*

*dun dun* Law & Unorder: ICE

i'm not unemployed i'm doing a strike

replying “ai slop” to all my boss’s emails

Liberals will be like ‘don’t let perfect be the enemy of the good’ & it’s like dawg that is what you tell someone on a diet, we are talking about basic human rights.

for ben shapiro’s wife every month is dry january

HEY FRIENDS ! I’m doing more long form stuff on Substack so plz join me over there for a pizza party (lactaid provided) ❤️ open.substack.com/pub/samantha...

Fuck nudes. show me how you manage your invetory in an RPG

І’m celebrating Elvis’ 90th birthday by eating all my meals on the toilet. Happy Birthday King!

This is going to be the most strongly worded letter from Schumer

Hyuck-tuah goofin’ on that thang

when things are tough like they are now, I like to share a cool thing I learned recently with the hope that it will add some good to someone's day: roughly translated, "buca di beppo" means "buca of beppo"

Nicola Tesla died on this day in 1943. He is incredibly important to Amberley Museum, with his work on alternating currents, the AC induction motor and so much more. We love Tesla! (And boo to Thomas Edison, who seems to have nicked much of his work)

“Bay 12, please.”

Spot the difference

Remember when Elon Musk took over Twitter and made the domain x dot com and everyone was like "that sounds like a porn site"? Yeah, good times.

A pendulum clock with the words "fuck around" on one side and "find out" on the other

New year, new me. Woof woof.

all the hot people are crymaxxing in 2026

And it's only Tuesday

Halt And Catch Fire. Hands down the best ending I've seen.

I let the dogs out, Baha Men. Please advise.

Live. Laugh. Leave a political vacuum after abducting a foreign president and his wife. Love.

six seven killed my grandma

i know genx invented body shots because you get to drink out of the hoes

Those things are going to see unspeakable shit

Californians: the state's Delete Request and Opt-out Platform (DROP) website is now available for filing requests for data brokers to delete their info on you. Takes just a few minutes! privacy.ca.gov/drop/

New Year, new naps

this is what hacking the mainframe actually means

Found this beautiful picture of my parents moving into our San Diego home in the 90s

I Can't Believe We're Not Better™

xAI has a $200+ billion valuation btw

Them: ICYMI... Me: yes, that was the idea

Bc everything sucks rn (and for the foreseeable future), here's some KITTENS!!

Circle back? I don't think we should discuss your kinks at work

quit circling back ya fucking sharks