Ensluttification

MAGA doesn't care what's in those emails because they can't read

So when Trump is running for president, stories about him are less newsworthy than when Mamdani is running for NYC mayor? Fascinating, continue, you're doing really well.

I'm getting really tired of all these reboots

Don't worry. The smartest timeline is actually really boring.

Double Whopper with Cheese poked his head in to say hi really quick

She atmoing on my spheric til I river

Preparing for the Assmorepheric River to hit LA

labubu anus

Fuck it we gnaw

Fritos are made from corn and therefore count as a vegetable. It’s just science.

using a vpn so no one knows i’m posting from the moon

natalie port-manhole: thread

we're so fucked but art is so back

All Goon On The Western Front

Update: Disney+ gen AI servers shut down after being flooded with unmanageable amount of Daisy Duck porn

MARTHA 2028!

Say what you want about Mastodon, but I never saw a Will Stancil post there

no no the toymaker is geppetto pinocchio is geppetto’s monster

timeline cleanse

*crawls into the box with Schrödinger's cat*

metaphysical media

As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.

Man, it’s going to be sweet when not a single thing happens to any of these men.

I see the Northern Lights every time I go to the weed store. I don't see what tye big deal is

I'm just glad those are not the kind of emails that find me

Goon a move The Goon Element

built like the facehugger

Things are going well on the ol' bsky dot app

Fleshlight At Freddy's 2: Tokyo Drift

Much like real-world Hollywood, I remain committed to putting out flops.

It’s beginning to look a lot like I need a Caribbean vacation

Okay, I'll bite. Who is Podcast?

I love this.

That's a 2-for-1 deal. No wonder Hollywood is losing its ass over here.

Back on my blueshit

I'm poster syndrome

She Bobbin' on my Ross til I happy little accident

Wait. Wasn't Autopen that Peanuts character who could never stay clean?

Me: *logs on to bsky after a month, almost immediately sees a Will Stancil post* UUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

them: iykyk me: what?

i’m doing balloon animals for the party tonight hope everyone likes worms

this is my raven go quoth your own

gonna start a podcast where i just sigh a lot

this may be a controversial take but i don’t think it’s a good idea to have so many delusional people in power

spelling out “kneel before zod” on a lite-brite