All pants are sweatpants if you try hard enough.

A looksmaxxing Transformer, call it Vehicular *catapults phone into the sun

speak softly and carry a big stick of butter

🎶 i found love in a hopeless place 🎶 gollum falling into mount doom: i felt that

Skyline lineup

I tremble

i don't rise and grind. i wake and spiral

At Regino’s, you’re family.

who called it being a lone warrior in an post-apocalyptic world and not Madmaxxing

Can it be “un-vibed”? Plz and ty

no…NOOOO!!!

My rate limit for you was low, but somehow you exceeded it

Rate limit exceeded getting my hopes up that it happened and this site was brought down by the sheer volume of people posting “omfg yes”

Can I get your AIM handle? - me, flirting

If I get reincarnated I want to come back as one of those dogs that scares itself with its own farts

the last thing you see before you die

cool might crack this open and see what this Macintosh computer system is all about

History of the Amen Break youtu.be/5SaFTm2bcac?...

Derpin’ it

I don’t care what they say, you’re Mary Tyler Moore

When there was only one set of footprints in the sand, that’s when Trump went to go get his McDonald’s order from DoorDash Grandma

logging on

godspeed implies the existence of godcocaine, godheroin, godxylazine

Dissociate here often? - me, flirting

no, no, jesus christ was the doctor... you're thinking of jesus's monster

no one talks about love potions 1-8 bc everyone who used them is dead

Wow this blew up - me on the toilet

Evergreen

this is a strip mall now

Some of you are not maxxing everything you do enough and it shows

The terminally online are just looking to a void life

My last two brain cells leaving me

*leans in to whisper, placing hand on shoulder* [solemnly] ay macarena *couple light pats on shoulder* Ay macarena *big hug*

Are you telling me a format made this post?

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Simon didn’t say ceasefire

[tech bro voice] this fart is too powerful to be released to the public. Okay, money now please, investors

🎶 you’ve been hit by You’ve been struck by A smooth antacid tablet

I volunteer as tribute to be part of the heat shield for Artemis 3

*slow blinks*

No AI was used in the making of this *fart noises*

[curled up in a ball in the corner, rocking back and forth, repeating] it’s a bit. it’s a bit. it’s a bit…

You’ll know the Gen Zers are in office when the highway speed limit is raised to 67

DoorDash Grandma would be a good name for a band