ACAB includes deputized rescue chickens

Brock Lesnar's mission in life is to kill the push of every popular black wrestler

I thought Obsession was good. Plenty to criticize. But. I am seeing some takes mad that Bear is not more blatantly presented as a typical incel villain. Because there's so much that was unintended or wished undone. I think these people... ...are babies.

Here's something to make you feel hopeful Harry Potter Audible ad before Obsession just got booed by a theater full of teens

Okay so im babysitting and the kid is very slowly counting backwards from 20 in their sleep and im low key scared of what happens when they hit 0

WWE is ass these days but the Danhausen Knicks stuff is a very good bit.

Today I saw a Cybertruck in the HOV lane Why do people lie

If you get quote tweeted by 1200 people but one of your only 11 supporters is Will Stancil that should make you rethink everything

✅️Complains about lack of conversations ✅️Commenting disabled for most people

Maybe if getting responses is important for your job, X is "more fun" A lot of us though, were sick of being baited by the algorithim into responding to people. Some of us just wanna see our friends posts and move on with our lives.

if you have a niece or nephew when they are around 4 years old buy them an ice cream sandwich to have to themselves and they will do whatever you say from that point forward

Wanda Sykes is so good and while I feel like she's beloved I just know that being a black woman is keeping her out of a lot of peoples' all-time greats conversations. Like, not necessarily even intentionally marginalized. She's taken for granted.

Look you know i hate AI but occasionally when im stressed out I'll customize a google search, forgive me

Im sure a dem president would create a slush fund to pay trans kids, migrants and poc in general for being terrorized right

"Kayla, did you just spend 60$ on a Speed Racer steelbook?"

I think we all know where this ends: Pornhub presents: "[YOUR NAME HERE] seduces goth stepsister into creampie" First AI company to turn a profit.

They kept it short so we couldnt inspect them too closely. The real question is what were the REAL Ronda Rousey and Gina Carano doing during those 17 seconds that they didnt want us to notice.

I love Eurovision and I am sick of it coming a cunthair away from dying forever every year

So we all agree he heard "cisgender" and thought they said "six genders" right

Disney Prime fact: one of our main contributors made this meme over 10 years ago and Ive seen it every few days online since

I hate prediction markets for many reasons, one of them being their lack of faith.

among the million reasons students hate this shit is you have spent years teling them that if they use it to make their own lives easier, it's cheating and they're not doing real work. but if their employer can save a dollar, it's a tool and you better know how to use it.

The definitive millennial song is Trogdor, sorry

In Germany Chinese food is called Mein Chow

Finally saw Wuthering Heights and look Im not a Fennell stan or anything but I also dont see why she's the big punching bag these days. But I never felt for all their flaws Shyamalan, Snyder or others deserved it either. The jobbers like Scott Cooper and Shawn Levy are the ones that piss me off.

Watching Margo's Got Money Troubles and its solid but it gets wrestling and convention culture completely wrong so I assume its also getting Onlyfans wrong too

The lyrics to the Armour Hot Dogs jingle read as a full Don Draper pitch:

Somehow I find myself at a children's birthday party, discovering it is possible for a ball pit to be pretentious.

@eliotetc.bsky.social @rickyftw.bsky.social hi hi i'm not begging you to take down your store but can you stop taking sponsorships from Shopify, their CEO is the Canadian Elon Musk and doing more than enough bad shit to make taking their money really gross, and I dont think you would if you knew

Proportional representation is probably the only way to end the gerrymandering arms race but I think both parties increasingly would rather just choose their own voters instead.

I liked it better when the only thing on the Internet that made me question reality was OK GO videos

During his visit I hope Charles appreciates this rare moment to be around weirder looking people

I swear CNN have had Scott Jennings on TV for 18 hours making the conservative smol bean argument

The real victim in all of this, is Jake Tapper, who spent all week on his pocket square quick draw technique

These people personally knew journos killed in Gaza and are gonna not mention a single one of them in their already-on-the-editors-desk column about violence

Hey that Stumble show on NBC is shockingly good as far as Office doc format shows go. Hopefully gets renewed.

Maybe we're in an Edge of Tomorrow and this was the first try

Dont introduce a toddler to Beauty and the Beast unless youre prepared to explain that the Enchantress was an unreasonable cunt

Oh my god there people behind me at Project Hail Mary (perfect movie btw) are discussing which Hogwarts houses Grace and Rocky would be in.

Werner Herzog is one of the talking heads in the Hulk Hogan documentary and I want you to know and yes I'm serious.

The Bradley Cooper standup movie where he's cosplaying as Marc Maron and they have Will Arnett doing drama is significantly better than I would have ever expected

mandatory military service is dumb but looking at the list of countries that have it i understand now how power metal came to be

(Guy who says "NPC" about everyone he disagrees with) "Why is my AI art being kicked out of this convention"

I woke up at 3am last night thinking about how The Wiggles had the same songwriting style as monty Python

Schumer made a shit speech at AIPAC but people are spreading a fake version of the quote with "refuse to accept the Torah". His actual quote was bad enough, you don't need to spice it up.

Happy anniversary to the best photo of the pandemic

Beef season 2 was good and doing a Fargo-meets-White Lotus, where you wait for it all the lies to unravel at the club, and then the last couple episodes completely drop the ball by changing location

Which Far Cry game is this

Of course he got booed at UFC. Would you feel safe in any building he was in? I am of course talking about Crazy Harry from the Muppet Show who was booed at the UFC tonight in Miami

The new King of the Hill and Malcolm in the Middle being good is problematic because it means they will keep doing this for more shows The only one I want to do it is My Name is Earl because it never got its proper ending