*slamming the table* DEAD! INTERNET! DEAD! INTERNET! DEAD! INTERNET!

This is cool after the war on everything called “porn” by platforms and payment processors. A machine that stole all your words can generate and sell “erotica” but you can’t haaa

seems like they weren't very clean on opsec 😈

Amigara fault monster visits FAITH vertical mouth demon in Connecticut and they get new haven apizza

I don't want to create shareholder value I want to Help Hamburger

It’s live!! Really excited about the story @cerealpancake.bsky.social and I are doing for this one. It’s GAY and TRAGIC

Did she sue him? Did she EVER see him in court?

The thing about collapse is that you can’t get used to it. The world meets our adaptation with new disappointments as things deteriorate. You can’t even get used to the trend because it’s accelerating. Our growing pessimism isn’t validated, only proved time and again to be insufficient.

I’m sorry but all this sucks

For The Record: 21 days is a longer quarantine than anything anyone did in 2020 for COVID Starbucks wasn't even shut down for a week

The LA Beast just drank a one thousand year old can of cranny cola and now he says he has knowledge of when he world will end he's going to speak on it soon

So a bunch of right wing pedophiles started doxxing each other and then got banned and then reinstated in less than a day after Elon went "this behavior is unacceptable, let's start accepting it."

Are women bourgeois? Ari: WELL I AM

is Bluesky loading weird for anyone else?

Remember folks, ACAB includes the 50501 organizers

Reminder for those attending 50501 SoCal’s No Kings protest this Saturday. The organizers have a history of coordinating with LAPD pigs ahead of their parades. Here’s communication between the 50501 SoCal founders and LAPD regarding last April’s protest.

didnt the government like, JUST say theyre gonna crack down on this protest?

Soup of the day: pepperoni calzone

I break out the diagram explaining the difference between god and bad politics “ots a good game, sir” its bad politics

holy shit it’s pouring

mission accomplished? mission accomplished.

you all do realize that this doesn't make Biden look good, right? like, we told him what Netanyahu was doing here, we told him to cut Israel off. but Biden still refused to budge on his ironclad support for Israel, and still gave them blank checks to run wild on Gaza.

becoming a parody musician but just for Ace of Base songs so i can bring attention to the bands nazi roots my first two albums flop so hard i have to file bankruptcy

this episode ruled, nothing happened and they did a bit from last season (complimentary)

eating a super high fiber diet so i can shit while i walk, like a horse

stupid country this is such a stupid country

MacReady: "We're gonna draw a little bit of everybody's blood. Ya see, when a man bleeds, it's just tissue, but blood from one of you Things won't obey when it's attacked. It'll try and survive... crawl away from a hot needle, say." Garry: "Would cum work?" Macready: "Quit askin that!"

this should be titled ETERNALQUESTION.GIF

gourdlust

finally a bottle big enough to just dip a corndog in

tripled over with laughter maybe even quadrupled over

ok, look, i know this sounds like a lot of mustard, but think about all the money you’ll save. on mustard

POKEY AND THE MARBLES yellow5.com/pokey

whenever i see “no kings” i hear it in the voice of Coily saying NOOOO SPRINGS from that mst3k short about how important springs are

Indie devs! Time for another #ShowCasey DEMO EDITION! Do you have a demo in the Steam Next Fest? Do you need some eyeballs? Reply below with a link to your steam page and a brief description of your game, and let's see if I can't GRANT YOU EYES! (As usual, no GenAI)

(duke nukem voice) lesbians

do not ask for whom the hamburger helps

dungeon synth... wizard jams... lutes & flutes

Question 1: If Donald Trump was sad would you French kiss him? Question 2: would you vote for a distant relative of Hitler Question 3: Would you divorce your wife if she went woke?

Artificial Peentelligence

was searching for halloween stuff and OH MY GOD look at this cursed thing

you do not gotta hand it to The Menswear Guy

Her law office has a contact email: [email protected]

my mother always told me “when things are scary, look for the Helpers. You will always find Hamburgers that are Helpers”

Juniper‘s electricity is shut off and she needs it desperately not just for herself, but also her babies. Disabled single mother dealing with long Covid among other issues. 👇👇👇👇👇 🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤

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