it is incredible that the entire high level legal apparatus of the United States is "anything that helps people is impossible, anything that kills people is permitted"

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The Dumpster Stream is turning 2026 into TWENTY TWENTY-SAX with our favorite crime-fighting cybernetic ALTO JAZZ SAXAPHONING superhero, NIGHTMAN. Join me for an evening of retro live action nonsense THURSDAY, 7pm EST over at twitch.tv/puppetjared

Socialism is when no shoes.

The Dumpster Stream is turning 2026 into TWENTY TWENTY-SAX with our favorite crime-fighting cybernetic ALTO JAZZ SAXAPHONING superhero, NIGHTMAN. Join me for an evening of retro live action nonsense THURSDAY, 7pm EST over at twitch.tv/puppetjared

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Happy Holidays to @bestjakeyoung.bsky.social @sinescrow.bsky.social @crantime.bsky.social and the rest of the Cartoon Dumpster crew

Need someplace to hang on Christmas instead of movie theaters and chinese restaurants? The DUMPSTER is going live 7pm EST to watch some Santa-fied episodes of Retro Anime! See you then over at twitch.tv/puppetjared

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Cut my life into pieces, check out my plastic Gort

It is my unfortunate duty to admit my favorite restaurant I used to go to with my family was:

Anybody still getting mad about "CalArts Style" must understand the insanity of Gabor Csupo's reign of tyranny over America's eyeballs.

It's almost time for the CARTOON DUMPSTER (7pm EST twitch.tv/puppetjared) and in honor of hanukkah, we're watching Donkey Kong Country's "Festival of Lights"! OH NOOOOOO

What gets me the most about AI art is that they took the time honored lazy/desperate tradition of "grabbing some shit from the first page of Google image results" and then thought by doing it through a nuclear-powered Rube Goldberg that made it any less cheap and shitty.

Liberals on Youtube clicking on a video titled "Trump is FINISHED" for the 3,324th day in a row.

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The Dumpster Stream is HAPPENING tonight! We're following up on our current BIG 3 series (DiC Sailor Moon, G Gundam, and INHUMANOIDS) and hanging out experiencing GRATITUDE.

This is the exact kind of jewish liberal sincerity I grew up with and want to believe in again. Honestly teared up watching this. Hell yeah Brad.

If Skydance pulls off the WB takeover they're going to recut Superman so that Boravia carpet bombs all the brown people and the Justice League helps hawk Luthor's memecoin.

Incredible how the Netflix/Warner merger news is now the preferable death of the creative arts option to paramount/skydance's offer. What an awful timeline!

A friend is raising money for a family facing facing unimaginable hardship after ICE took their loved one away. They need help with legal fees and basic support for their young children. Please consider making a difference during this difficult time. gofund.me/d2add1e8a

Dumpster days are here again!

Are YOU READY for the puppet man this week?????

Lord help me I'm back on my bullshit, two-fisting microwaved store-brand eggwiches in the office before anyone gets here.

This is horrifying. Thank you I love it.

YouTube has suggested 3 different video essays about 3 different pop culture topics but all of them hinged on Guy Debord’s Society of the Spectacle. Did millennials accidentally reinvent NPR and a coffee table strewn with copies of The New Yorker and The Atlantic?

Things are looking great for the dumpster stream in two hours!

It's the final Dumpster before I take a holiday break so I've gathered a lineup of toons that will have you TITTERING. It's SPANKSGIVING, a night of Retro Cartoons featuring the writers' barely disguised fetishes! Thursday 7pm EST

Tonight's the night my episode of LPNRPG drops! I made some weirrrrrrd choices, hope you like it! www.youtube.com/watch?v=8s8z...

Back when Dyson released these for 1000 bucks I was captivated by their futuristic design and the promise, and if they were even remotely effective for COVID/virus protection I'd really be tempted by this closeout fire sale. God I love woot as the clearing house for the loftiest first-adopter gizmos

While doing research for our upcoming Action Figures episode I stumbled upon this image on wikipedia and wow I gotta save this for SOMETHING?

Witness me in all my undulating hilariousness JANUARY 4th when @holdenatorsho.bsky.social and I will be opening for Ed Larson at LEVITY LIVE in OXNARD! It's gonna be a mini-LPN love fest! levitylive.com/oxnard/comic...

Had a big bill come in that I was NOT going to clear if not for this month’s Twitch payout so to all the PuppetJared subs, gifters, and bitty baddiez THANK YOU.

Oh I FUCKED UP fucked up that questline…

The classic Trek episode "This Side of Paradise" is a bizarrely direct 1-to-1 with Gilligan's new "Plur1bus". Both involve a hive mind offering peace, happiness, and cooperation being fought by an angry holdout who rejects the entity and can hurt it through anger, violence, and negative emotions.

*wheezes through nostril*

Am I proud of my friends for putting together an incredibly compelling TTRPG Liveplay series set in the Vampire the Masquerade Universe? OF COURSE! Am I trying to get as many people caught up as possible before my guest episode drops next week? MAYHAPS. POSSIBLY. youtu.be/A2AIdZhjsmo?...

IT'S DUMPSTERRRRR DAYYYYYYYYYY

All the new steam hardware announcements were great but them just casually throwing in that they pretty much cracked PC gaming on a mobile ARM SoC just as a casual little detail is blowing my mind.

Homunculus game on point.

I am urging you to join me this Thursday for an evening of anime and screaming. Beseeching, even.

The number one thing you need to know about me is that I will betray all my friends and family for one bite of those korean gimbap rolls crammed with tuna salad. Like that kid from Lion Witch and the Wardrobe but more mayonnaise-driven.

Just saved 40 dollars by eating the trader joe's tamales I threw in the back of the work freezer a year ago instead of having a bunch of salmon avocado rolls delivered directly to my face.

Oh, I'm ALREADY looking forward to the Cartoon Dumpster stream this Thursday!

Man, getting mad at people who are emotionally dealing with crisis differently than me is a welcome relief from having no way to deal with the crisis itself!

the minute flights got canceled, Dems folded like a house of cards, leaving me to wonder why the fuck this post made some of you so angry

I’m no sociologist but it is odd that spending all day on the computer trying to cancel a celebrity is not as lame as spending all day on the computer defending a celebrity from cancellation.